Sinemithombo embalwa eyoneleyo yolonwabo kwezi ntsuku, sesinye sezizathu zokuba iakhawunti entsha ye-Twitter iJurassic Park Updates ( @ JurassicPark2go ) ubambe okomlilo wasendle kwi-dinosaur ene-underbrush. Iakhawunti, eneetweets ezimalunga nama-230 ngexesha lokubhalwa kwayo, iye yahlasela abalandeli abangaphezu kwe-130,000 ngohlaziyo lwayo lwee-cheek ezivela kubasebenzi beyona mbono imbi kakhulu yepaki yomxholo.
Nge-bio yayo, iakhawunti yeparody iqhutywa ngabantu abali-12- ababhali, abahlekisi, ababhali nabo abahlekisayo, abahlekisi abangababhali, njalo njalo njalo njalo. Kananjalo akunakwenzeka ukuxelela ukuba ngubani onoxanduva lwetitter nganye, ke masicinge ukuba zivela ngokugqibeleleyo kule ndlu ye-hivemind. Uhlaziyo lombhali u-PJ Evans ukwenze i-hilarious @ Disneyland2go iakhawunti, ezo zithuba zingenantlonelo, zihlala ziluma ngokukrokra ngaphakathi kwi-Disney park.
Olu luhlobo lokugxekwa iDisney elifaneleyo ngoku:
Yonke into ijongeka intle ekuvulekeni kwethu ngaphandle kwesifo esiqhubekayo
-Disneyland (@ Disneyland2go) Nge-8 kaJulayi 2020
Kodwa silapha kwiJurassic Park, eyinto elungileyo eyonwabisayo kunokoyikeka okwenzekayo njengoko iDisney ivulwa kwakhona ngaphandle kwamanani okophula irekhodi lamatyala e-COVID-19. Ngaba siya kutyelela eso siqithi esikude?
kodwa ewe zifana neshumi elinesibhozo ukuya kwishumi elinesithoba iidinosaurs ngoku zikhululekile
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) NgoJulayi 13, 2020
Zininzi ii-tweets ezinkulu kwezi ntsuku zokuqala zeakhawunti kangangokuba kunzima ukubonisa ezimbalwa kuphela, kodwa nazi ezinye iintandokazi:
Qiniseka ukuba ubambe iponcho xa ufika ukuba kunokwenzeka ukuba umntu kwiqela lakho aqwengwe
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Nge-11 kaJulayi 2020
Sicoca yonke into ebilahlekile kwaye ifunyenwe. Ngaba le tee tee yeyakho? Yibange kwiziko lethu labandwendweli pic.twitter.com/BGkFxFQ0HE
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Nge-11 kaJulayi 2020
ukukhwela kwe-brontosaurus kuye kwaba yinto enkulu kodwa wonke umntu ozamile ukutyibilika umqolo kunye nomsila njengelitye lenyengane xa efika emsebenzini wenzakele kakhulu ke nceda ungazami
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Nge-11 kaJulayi 2020
ngempazamo yenze idayinaso emile okweqanda engenamalungu okanye amehlo
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Julayi 10, 2020
Sithathe isigqibo sokurhoxisa umboniso wetalente yanamhlanje emva kokuba idayinaso nganye ibhale phantsi isiphithiphithi esingenakucingwa njengetalente yabo
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Julayi 10, 2020
I-triceratops ibulewe ke sinesimo sethutyana. ibernard
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Julayi 10, 2020
isihlenga nedinosaur zihlanjwe zaya kwelinye icala lesiqithi
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Nge-9 kaJulayi 2020
Molo thid yi velocrsptpr. Ilenaring ti tipe Nd upelo
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Nge-9 kaJulayi 2020
Ukuba uyatyiwa, nceda sukukhala. Unokuba usasaza i-covid-19. Ukugcina iindwendwe zikhuselekile yeyona nto iphambili kuthi
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Nge-9 kaJulayi 2020
idayinaso encinci ene-william shakespeare ikhola etshiza ityhefu nje ukunditshicela endikrwada ngayo. ndiyakucaphukela ukutshicela
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Nge-8 kaJulayi 2020
sinike inyama izilwanyana ezitya ingca. Uhlobo nje lokujonga ukuba bayaxoka na
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Nge-8 kaJulayi 2020
senze i-velociraptor etshaya icuba
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Nge-7 kaJulayi 2020
iindwendwe ezininzi ziyabuza ukuba iidinosaurs zahlukile kwiidragons. siyakuva kwaye sijonge kuyo
-Uhlaziyo lweJurassic Park (@ JurassicPark2go) Nge-6 kaJulayi 2020
Nika @ JurassicPark2go ukulandela i-dino ethe kratya ngokuchasene ne-shenanigans yeendwendwe kwaye uqiniseke ngokujonga iqela elisemva kwe-T. rex:
@iqosweb , @NotJosephGarcia , @lungelo_bali , @Colinoscopy , @iqosweb , @julieabridged , @iamfanlalisa , @iamfanlalisa , @iamfanlalisa , @iqosweb , @iqosweb , kunye @lungelo_lungelo
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-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —