Kwabanjwa uJohn Mulaney NgoMgqibelo ebusuku ngeHalloween yalo nyaka, kwiintsuku nje ezimbalwa phambi konyulo lukaMongameli-umsitho (ngokuchanekileyo) awubhekise njengomntu okhuphisanayo okhulileyo.
Kukho amadoda amabini asele ekhulile kwaye kufanele ukuba ukhethe owathandayo kula madoda mabini asele ekhulile, watsho kumlo wakhe wokuqala wokuvula. Ungayifaka eposini okanye ungaya ubhale phantsi ukuba yeyiphi indoda esele ikhulile oyithandayo size ke sidibanise zonke kwaye emva koko sinokuba naloo ndoda indala okanye sinokuba nendoda endala esele ikhulile.
Olu lonyulo phakathi kwamadoda amabini amhlophe asebeluphele lwafika emva kogqatso olwahluka-hlukeneyo lwedemokhrasi kwimbali, ke uMulaney akalunganga ekunciphiseni kwezona zinto zisisiseko. Kuhlekisa ngendlela engapheliyo yokudakumba.
Kodwa uMulaney akazange ayeke apho. Qiniseka nje, uqhubeke, nokuba kwenzeka ntoni, akukho nto ingako iya kutshintsha eMelika. Ucacisile ukuba, izityebi ziya kutyetyiswa, Iintsapho ziya kuphakanyiswa kukugula ngengqondo kunye neziyobisi, uJane Lynch uya kuqhubeka nokubhukisha iiprojekthi, amantombazana amancinci aya kuxhatshazwa kwiindawo zokulala, njl.
Impendulo kwelo hlazo yayi… ixutywe. Kwelinye icala, kuyinyani ukuba asihlali sibona uhlobo lotshintsho esilifunayo kuba iqela lethu lezopolitiko elithandwayo lisemandleni. Ukubulawa kwamapolisa ngabantu be-BIPOC, ulwaphulo-mthetho olunenzondo, i-opioid kunye nobhubhane weziyobisi, imigaqo-nkqubo yokufudukela kwelinye ilizwe eyonakalisayo-zonke ezi zinto zazikho phantsi kukaBarack Obama nazo, njengoko zinjalo phantsi komongameli ngamnye.
I-flip yecala kukuba kulula kakhulu kumntu ocebileyo omhlophe onjenge-Mulaney ukuba athi akukho nto kubomi bemihla ngemihla baseMelika abaza kutshintsha phantsi komongameli omtsha. Abantu abaninzi babone izinto ezininzi ziguquka phantsi kukamongameli wethu oza kuhamba kungekudala. Uninzi lwabantu lubonile ukuba amalungelo abo ahluthwe, abantu abaninzi bahlala kuloyika ngenxa yezenzo zakhe, abantu abaninzi baphulukene nemisebenzi okanye i-inshurensi yezempilo okanye ezinye izinto eziyimfuneko. Kwaye, ewe, abantu abaninzi babhubhile ngenxa yokungasebenzi kwakhe kwi-COVID-19.
Kwakhona, kwiintsuku ezintathu phambi konyulo ayiloxesha lokuba uxelele izigidi zabantu ukuba ivoti yabo ayinamsebenzi.
Ndiyamthanda uJohn Mulaney ndaye ndavuya kakhulu ukumbona ethetha ngale joke UJimmy Kimmel Phila kule veki kunye nokwazi ukuba uyavuma: isiqhulo besingekho sikhulu.
Bekufanele ukuba ndithe ‘ndifuna kakhulu ukuba omnye aphumelele omnye kwaye kuyakubakho uphuculo ukuba omnye uphumelele.’ Ndikufanele ukubuyela umva, uxelele uKimmel.
Uye wathi umfazi wakhe kunye nawo wonke umntu omaziyo wayedidekile yile joke ibhalwe phantsi kuba uzichaza ngokuqinileyo njengoMdemokhrasi, esithi ndiyabathanda abantu kwaye ndonwabile ngokubanzi kwaye andonwabanga kakhulu, ngoko ke ndingumDemokhrasi.
Eyona ngxaki emva koko? Ndilibele ukwenza ihlaya elihle.
UMulaney uthi akazange nje asebenze ngokuqhula. Wayecinga ukuba into ehlekisayo yayiyinxalenye kaJane Lynch, ngenxa yoko akazange acinge ngokuseta. Oko kuyenzeka kwabahlekisi ngalo lonke ixesha. (Ngokwesiqhelo, banethuba lokuyisebenza le micimbi ngaphambi kokuthatha iseti yabo kumabonakude kodwa nge-COVID, uMulaney uthi wayengenandawo yokufundela izinto.) Kodwa uMulaney uyayifumana kwaye uthatha uL ngaphandle kokuzikhusela. Oko kuyahlaziya.
Hi ndlela leyi, u-Mulaney ukwathe kwakudliwanondlebe olufanayo emva kokuba ebambe iindwendwe SNL kwangoko kulo nyaka (ewe, kabini ngonyaka!), Wayenempendulo enkulu ngakumbi kwisaqhulo awasenza ngokuthelekisa ukuthelekiswa kukaTrump noJulius Caesar, owaziyo, kwenzeka nje ukuba abulawe yiNdlu yeeNgwevu. Ukongeza ekuhlaselweni ngamajelo osasazo asekunene kwi-Twitter, kwavela ukuba Inkonzo eyimfihlo yayingenguye umlandeli omkhulu welo hlazo.
Ndiyicinga ukuba bavule ifayile kum ngenxa yehlaya, kwaye kufuneka nditsho, ngaba nditshitshisiwe kukho ifayile evulekileyo kum? Ngokuqinisekileyo. Ngaba ndiyonwabele ngalo mzuzu? Hayi okuninzi.
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