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Chewbacca

Umdala wethu othandekayo # wokuchasa, odla ngokubhekiswa ngothando njengo Malume Chew, uvuse uqhwithela kuTwitter izolo ngethuba kutyhilwa kwibhayiloji entsha (i-Official Star Wars Visual Dictionary) eyinkokheli eyaziwayo yomvukeli uChewbacca ozibona ngathi akalunganga.

Ngelixa kusenokubothusa abanye ukuba uWookiee ochithe ikhulu lenene elwa noorhulumente bobuFasi egameni lomfelandawonye wabavukeli banokuthi bangabandakanyeki kwezopolitiko. izimvo ezizimeleyo. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uyazi ukuba uWookiee wakudala esithi: Nawuphi na uWookiee ongaphantsi kweminyaka eli-100 ongenguye umntu okhululekileyo-krazula iingalo zakhe! Nawuphi na uWookiee ongaphezu kwekhulu ongenguye umntu olondolozayo - yakrazula enye ingalo! '

Ewe, uChewbacca wanceda uJedi Master Yoda ukuba abaleke i-Order 66 emva kwemfazwe yaseKashyyk. Ewe, uChewbacca ungumhlobo osenyongweni kunye neenkokheli zomfelandawonye: uLuke Skywalker (onomxholo omtsha we-HOPE uvuselele iqela elimileyo), uGeneral Leia Organa kunye nomyeni wakhe uHan Solo. Kodwa uChewbacca uhlala evakalelwa kukuba kukho abantu abalungileyo abanamandla kumacala omabini.

Naxa iplanethi yakhe yaseKashyyyk yayiphantsi koBukhosi kwaye oomatiloshe bangenela usapho kwikhaya ngoSuku loBomi, besoyikisa ukhuseleko lonyana wakhe uLumpawaroo (Lumpy ngokufutshane), uChewbacca usamile kwelokuba ayinguye uWookiee uphila ngokubalulekileyo okanye ude ubaluleke ubomi kodwa enyanisweni yonke impilo ibalulekile. Nangona unyana wakhe uLumpy enesitikha se-ACAB (Zonke iiClones Akulunganga) kwisantya sakhe, bobabini bavumile ukungathethi ngezopolitiko kwitafile yesidlo sangokuhlwa, ngokwesicelo somfazi wakhe uMalla. Ukwajonga ngamehlo kuyise u-Itchy's Yenza iKashyyyk Great Again ikepusi ye-baseball kuba ukungqubana, into eyi-Wookiees eyaziwa ngokuba yintiyo, kumenza angakhululeki.

Kwaye ngoku abahlobo bakhe abalungileyo bemkile lixesha lokuba inkcaso ithathe ubunkokheli obutsha. Amalungu eqela athe kratya acinga ukuba igazi elitsha elisencinci-njengoRey okanye uRose Tico-yinto efunekayo ukulungisa umonakalo obangelwe nguMyalelo wokuQala kwaye uhambise i-galaxy iye kumso ongcono ngomso. Kodwa umlindi wakudala weRiphabhlikhi ucinga ukuba indala kakhulu, kunye nekhulu, elinentloko efana noMalume Chew lolona khetho lwabo kuphela lokumanyanisa umnyele kunye nokubeka eli shishini libi emva kwabo. Ubuncinci, yile nto bebekhe bayifunda kwiNew York Times.

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