Ngaba ubunzima behlabathi bukuhlile? Ngaba uhlala ukoyiswa kukuphila ubhubhane? Ngaba unqwenela ukubalekela kwi-cheesy '80s dystopia apho yonke into i-spandex kwaye akukho nto ibuhlungu? Kulungile mfundi, ingaba ndinayo imovie eyenzelwe wena. Kule veki, bendihleli phantsi ndibukele ifilimu yesenzo se-dystopi sika-1987 Indoda ebalekayo , eneenkwenkwezi u-Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kwaye IT. NGABA. KUMANGALISA.
Njengomntwana kwiminyaka yee-1980, ndakhuliswa kwiifilimu zikaArnold Schwarzenegger. Uthotho lweTerminator lwalukujikeleza rhoqo endlini yam, kwaye ukuba bekukho imovie entsha yeSchwarzenegger kwimidlalo yeqonga, usapho lwam belukhona kuvulwa impelaveki. Kwaye ngelixa ndinokwenza umboniso womfazi omnye Iyonke Khumbula kwimemori (kwaye mhlawumbi xa ubundlongondlongo bundifikela), ndandingazange ndibone ngandlela thile Indoda ebalekayo .
Yimpazamo yobomi bonke eyalungiswa xa ndabona ukusasazwa kwefilimu kwiAmazon Prime. Kwaye ngelixa ifilimu kudala ithathwa njengenye yeenzame ezincinci zikaSchwarzenegger, ndilapha ukukuxelela ukuba le movie iyinto yasendle, eyonwabisayo kakhulu. Ifilimu yenzeka kwikamva ledystopi lika-2017 (lol), nakwisicatshulwa sokuvula. I was in. Ngo-2017, uqoqosho lwehlabathi ludilikile, ifundeka njalo. Ukutya, izixhobo zendalo kunye neoyile kunqabile. Umbuso wamapolisa, owahlulwe waba yimimandla yolawulo, ulawula ngesandla sesinyithi.
Izandi malunga nokunene. Ngokusekwe kwinoveli kaStephen King, epapashwe phantsi kwegama lakhe elinguRichard Bachman, Ifilimu ilandela uBen Richards (Schwarzenegger) njengomqhubi wenqwelomoya wenqwelomoya owenzelwe ukubulala isihlwele eBakersfield ngexesha lokutya. Emva kokweqa entolongweni, u-Richards ubanjwa kwaye anyanzelwe ukuba athathe inxaxheba kwi-The Running Man, umdlalo we-gladiatorial show show apho amabanjwa, iimbaleki ze-aka, zizingelwa liqela lamajoni axhobileyo abizwa ngokuba yi-stalkers. Yinto elula esiyibonileyo amaxesha ngamaxesha kwiifilimu ezisusela Idabi Royale ukuya Imidlalo yokulamba .
Umboniso womdlalo usingathwa yingcali uKillian, edlalwa ngu-O.G. Uloyiko losapho Umninimzi uRichard Dawson, oyinyusayo ukuya koothixo. Kwaye ifilimu ibonakalisa zonke iintlobo zama-80s abafana abanzima njengamajoni, kubandakanya owayesakuba yiRhuluneli uJesse Ventura, iqhawe lebhola ekhatywayo uJim Brown, kunye noprofesa we-wrestler uProfesa Toru Tanaka.
I-stalkers zonke zinayo Mntundini Komba t-style monikers ezifana ne-Subzero (uyatyibilika kwaye une-hockey stick scythe!), Fireball (dude sports a flamethrower!). Kwakhona, iDynamo icula i-opera, kuba kutheni? Kuyabonakala ukuba umdlali weqonga / u-wrestler u-Erland Van Lidth De Jeude wayeyimvumi ye-opera eqeqeshiweyo.
Ndingu-sucker wee-1980s zobuhle bekamva. Ukusuka kwi-spandex emthubi ifanelekile iimbaleki zinxiba iinombolo zomdaniso zika-Paula Abdul-choreographed ukuya kwi-leotards ezinqabileyo zesinyithi, Indoda ebalekayo Ngokwenene ubamba esi sitayile sebhonkers. Kuyabonakala ukuba kwii-80s, ikamva lalikhangeleka linjalo: i-spandex ekhazimlayo yabazizityebi, kwaye iqonde imigqomo yenkunkuma kubantu abangahlanjwanga.
Njengoko uArnold nabahlobo bakhe behamba ikhosi, bafumana indawo yokulwa ekhokelwa nguMic, odlalwa nguMick Fleetwood wodumo lweFleetwood Mac. Kutheni le nto uMick Fleetwood kule movie? Kwaye uyazidlalela? Akukho mntu waziyo, kodwa olunjani uvuyo! Kwakhona, uSchwarzenegger usebenzisa uphawu lwentengiso yakhe Ndiza kubuya kwifilimu. Ngokwenene, yintoni enye onokuyifuna?
Ifilimu iyonwabisa ngokuzonwabisa ngendlela ethi bhanyabhanya ibe mbalwa namhlanje. Uninzi lweefilimu zedystopi ezenziweyo namhlanje zizele bubuzaza obunzulu obubonakala ngathi bujonge ukukhupha ulonwabo. Indoda ebalekayo ayinangxaki. Inesibindi kwaye inemibala kwaye ishushu ngaphezulu. Ikwayincopho yeSchwarzenegger, kunye noArnold oqhekezayo emva kokubulala. Kwakunyanzelekile ukuba ahlukane, uSchwarzenegger quips emva kokubopha indoda ngesiqingatha, kuqala-ngo-dick.
Ndiyathetha, le vidiyo ayinayo enye kodwa iirhuluneli EZIMBINI kuyo. Yintoni ukukhwela. Ukuba ujonge imovie engathandekiyo engazithathi nzulu kakhulu, ndincoma kakhulu ukuphinda ubuye Indoda ebalekayo . Ngokwenene abazenzi ngolu hlobo kwakhona.
(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: Imifanekiso kaTristar)
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