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Kulungile, bantu-inqaku ngaphezulu. Cue umbhali bio. Umsebenzi wam apha wenziwe.
Kuselapha, ndiyabona? Kulungile, ndiyifumene ngokupheleleyo. Ukuhlekisa kukuzithoba ngokwemvelo, kwaye uyazi njani ukuba incasa yam kuburharha ifana neyakho? Umzi mveliso weMonster ifana nentsholongwane ehlekisayo. Ngaphandle kwesiqendu sokuqala esivela ngaphezulu konyaka ophelileyo, ngenxa yesizathu esithile, ukondla kwam amajelo asekuhlaleni kubonakala ngathi kusandula ukosulelwa. Kwezi veki zimbalwa zidlulileyo, ndibone izithuba ezingenakubalwa malunga nothotho, ukusuka kubo bonke abantu endibaziyo ngobomi bokwenyani ukuya kubadali endibathandayo kunye nabalondolozi / abagxeki abanomdla wabo endibathembileyo. Okumangalisayo kukuba, isithuba ngasinye sasibonakala simanzile kwisibaxo. Abantu abathandi nje uthotho, yayiyeyona nto ihlekisayo (ugxininiso lwabo, nangona iyinyani yeyam ngoku). Ukubukela ukutya ngotywala yayingumxholo obonakalayo, njengoko yayiyinyani, ukwahlula icala. Wena unayo ukuyibukela, babethetha ngendlela enje ngenkolo. Ngenxa yoku (kwaye ngaphandle kwezinto eziphambili ngokubaluleka) ndithathe isigqibo sokujonga uthotho. Isiqendu esinye asizukulimaza, ndazixelela. Yeha, lalishiywe lixesha — intsholongwane yayisasazekile.
Kufuphi, Umzi mveliso weMonster luthotho lwewebhu oluhlekisayo olungenakulinganiswa olwenziwe ngabazalwana kunye Abavelisi beepodcast UGriffin noJustin McElroy, apho bobabini bephefumla ubomi kwizidalwa ezintle, besebenzisa imidlalo enezixhobo ezomeleleyo zokudala abalinganiswa, kwaye baqhubeke nohambo olukhulu kunye nabo. Yindlela elula evunyiweyo, nokuba yeyiphi ecekisa indlela ezonwabisa ngayo uthotho. Ngaphandle kobumnandi kunye nokuzonwabisa, kukho into ekhethekileyo ngokukhethekileyo ngothotho-into endizabalazileyo ukuzazisa kwaye ekugqibeleni kukhokelele kweli nqaku.
Ndinyanisekile andikaze ndihleke nantoni na ngaphezulu kokuhleka kwam Umzi mveliso weMonster . Kwaye ayisiyiyo nje kuphela ebukhali, kodwa ekugqibeleni ikhupha umoya ophefumlayo obonakaliswa ngokuzibaxa (LOL, ROFL, njl.). Hayi, le yayiyintsini yokwenene; Ukuqingqa, ukukrazula iinyembezi, ukuphanga umoya, ukuvusa-abamelwane bakho-ngo-3 ekuseni ukuhleka okushiya uzive ngathi ungafa. Ngelixa ndicinga ngayo, isilumkiso: ukusetyenziswa kokutya nokusela ngexesha le Umzi mveliso weMonster episode kufuneka igcinelwe kuphela abo banomnqweno wokufa (okanye ubuncinci bekhompyuter yobungqina / isixhobo esiphathwayo).
Yintoni eyenza umboniso uhlekise kangaka? Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ngabazalwana ababini kuphela abenza oonobumba abangaqhelekanga besebenzisa izixhobo zomdlalo wokudlala (kunye nemiyalelo embalwa yekhonsoli, abahleli kunye neemodyuli eziphosiweyo), akunjalo? Ewe, okokuqala nokuphambili, i-charisma, chemistry, kunye nexesha lokuhlekisa likaGriffin noJustin akukho nto imfutshane kwaye inovuyo lokuba yinxalenye yayo. Ngelixa ndikhula njengomxholo kuphela womntwana ekuthiwa wayehlala exelela abazali bam ukuba abavumelekanga ukuba nabanye abantwana, ubudlelwane obufana noMcElroys 'kunye neBurches' (ezivela kumdlalo weqonga omangalisayo ofanayo UHAWP ) Ndishiye umntu omdala endilangazelela umntakwethu opholileyo endingazange ndibanaye. Ubudlelwane bukaMcElroys kunye nokwabelana ngemibuzo efana nomntwana kuyahlekisa njengoko kuthandeka.
Ndicinga ukuba ngulo oqhuba Umzi mveliso weMonster : umnqweno. Imvakalelo endiyifumanayo xa ndibukele u-Griffin noJustin abathandekayo be-shenanigans babonisa amava am njengomntwana xa ejongene nento enomdla njengesixhobo sokwenza abalinganiswa. Amathuba angenamda abamele izilayida, kudityaniswa nomnqweno omkhulu wokuba yonke into ikhawuleze kangangoko (akukho zityibilikisi ziphakathi yenye yeemotto ezininzi zabazalwana), ziyinto eqhelekileyo neyaziwayo. Uhambo olubhaliweyo lweMcElroys ngokufanayo lulandela olwam, ukuqala ngolwakhiwo ngokutsha (izilo zabo zokuqala zisekwe kuhlobo olungaqhelekanga lwabalinganiswa abafana Unomatse kwaye Garfield ukuhambelana namazwi ) ngaphambi kokufumana ukuzithemba kunye nokuphuhlisa abalinganiswa bokucinga abathatha ubomi babo. Elinye lawona macandelo anomtsalane kolu ngcelele yinto yokuba ubona la mabali enza phambi kwamehlo akho. Utshintsho olunye kubuhle kumlinganiswa, okanye iziphumo ezingalindelekanga zomyalelo weconsole, unokuzala ibali elipheleleyo elitsha kwaye uzalise umhlaba osisityebi nobandakanyekayo.
Isiqendu se Umzi mveliso weMonster uhlala uziva ngathi ulonwabo, kwaye naxa behlola imidlalo ocinga ukuba uyazi njengomva wesandla sakho, kuhlala kukho ulwazi olutsha olufumanekayo. Umzekelo, ubusazi ukuba imodeli yomlinganiswa wosana esetyenziswe kwimiboniso yokuvula Ukuwa 3 Ngaba yimodeli yakho yabantu abadala oyikhethileyo? Ngaba uyazi ukuba, kwezinye IBhetesda imidlalo, ukuba uhlasela imodeli yomlinganiswa owehlileyo iyaqhuma iye kudidi oloyikisayo lwesidalwa esiphakathi kweSlenderman kunye nezihlomelo ze-noodle-esque Ixesha lokonwaba umlinganiswa? Leyo yenye nje yeendlela ezimangalisayo endizifundileyo kuthotho, kwaye njengesiqhelo, uGriffin noJustin babelapho kanye ecaleni kwam, bephendula kwangoko nje ndenze kwisiphumo esingalindelekanga.
Ngale ndlela, ubukhulu becala esingagqitywanga Masidlale isitayile Umzi mveliso weMonster iluncedo olukhulu kuhlobo lwayo loburharha. Njengoko kubonisiwe kakuhle kwi eli nqaku kuthotho lwefilimu Crit Hulk , Amandla abazalwana okuzibhokoxa ngokungxama ngokufanayo (ngokuhlala kudideka) ubude ngelixa ngaxeshanye enza abaphulaphuli babo bazive ngathi bakwisiqhulo amandla abo angenakuphikwa, kwaye akhanya kule fomathi. Nangona kunjalo, kukho amaxesha okubhala okufihlakeleyo okuzisa ibali ebomini, okwenza abalinganiswa kunye neembali zabo zodwa zihlangane nabaphulaphuli ngeendlela ezimangalisayo. Andifuni kunika kakhulu, kodwa kukho umzuzu Isithathu Ukuwa 4 ividiyo Apho ndivakala ndikhwankqisiwe, ndichukunyiswe ngokwenyani kukumangaliswa ndilele embhedeni wosana.
Kwakungalo mzuzu apho ndafumanisa ukuba ndizikhathalele ngokwenyani ngezi Monsters (okanye abantwana abaxabisekileyo njenge fan-artist kwaye MF umyili wekhadi lesihloko catdynamite ndiyazidlala), rhoqo ngakumbi kunendlela yam yokudlala kumdlalo ofanayo. Ngabalinganiswa abanokuzenzekelayo abathanda ukuba ngokuzenzekelayo bathule ngokuthetha ngokuyilwa, kuyahlaziya ukubabona bephelelwe yinyama (ngaphandle kobunzima babo obungaqhelekanga). Oku kuyinyani ngokukodwa ngeziqendu zezahlulo ezininzi ezigubungela i-arc eyodwa ye-arc eyandisiweyo kumdlalo, Ukuwa 4 'UPam wokugqibela kwaye Ubomi besibini 'NguSodolophu woMfana (zikwayindawo entle yokuqala ababukeli abatsha). Ukuthi uGriffin noJustin benze amabali abalasayo kunye / okanye abaphuculayo kumdlalo abawudlalayo yinto enomdla nenomdla yokudala umxholo, ngakumbi kuhlobo olufana noMdlalo, odla ngokugxekwa ngokuhlaziya nje nokuxhaphaza amabali abanye abantu. .
Ke, kunjalo Umzi mveliso weMonster Olona luhlu luhlekisayo Youtube ? Kum oko, kwaye ndiyakholelwa ukuba kuninzi ngakumbi. Nokuba kungatshiwo okufanayo kuwe kusezandleni zakho ngokupheleleyo. Ingaba ulunde ntoni? Izilo zilungile .
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