Ndikho kuLuhlu lweeNqwelo moya? Umama noTata wam Baza Kuphikisana Nam, Sobs Terrorist Yasekhaya

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-Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) NgoJanuwari 10, 2021

UHLAZIYO: Ividiyo ekubhekiswe kuyo kule tweet ingentla ichithwe nguDaniel Dale, intatheli kwi-CNN. Umntu okwividiyo wasuswa ngenxa yokungathobeli umthetho wobuso, akazange asuswe kuba ekuLuhlu lweeNqwelo moya. Ukusuka kwinto endinokuyiqokelela, KUKHO inzame ezenziwayo zokufumana abaqhankqalazi beNkunzi kuLuhlu lweeFly , kodwa akukho lizwi kuwo eneneni eliza kwenzeka.

ENTSHA: Esi siganeko sintsholongwane- ukujonga okungu-20M kwi-Twitter! - yayingenanto yakwenza nokuhlaselwa kweCapitol.

Ividiyo yathathwa kwisikhululo seenqwelomoya iCharlotte ngoLwesihlanu ebusuku. I-American Airlines ithi indoda ekhalayo yayisandula ukucelwa ukuba yehle inqwelomoya eya eDenver ngokwala ukuthobela umgaqo-nkqubo wemaski. pic.twitter.com/5jKDg0hNL5

-UDaniel Dale (@ ddale8) NgoJanuwari 12, 2021

Abanye abantu bangena kulo nyaka mtsha ngezigqibo ngelixa abanye bengena ngeengcinga ezingalunganga zenguquko. Kwinkcazo yesikhokelo sokudana kodwa ungothuki, iqela labaxhasi bakaTrump bathatha inxaxheba kwiseshoni yeLARPing eyona yakha yayibona ihlasela iCapitol ngoLwesithathu odlulileyo. Ngoba? Kuba bebesacinezelwe malunga neziphumo, iziphumo ezizezinye, kunye nezona ziphumo zilungileyo zonyulo.

Ibisi… isiqalo esinika umdla ku-2021.

Nangona kunjalo, ngoku sele sifikelele kwinqanaba lokuba yonke le nto i… ihlekise. Oko akutsho ukuba abantu bebengayihlekisi ngemeko ngaphambili (kuba wow, olo khuseleko, kunye ne-LOL ye-FBI babhala ngetwitter ngoku?), Kodwa loo nto inokwahlulwahlulwa njengesixhobo sokulwa ukufezekisa ukuqala kwento f * cked izinto sele ndikweli lizwe ngoku.

Uburharha endithetha ngabo buvela kwindawo yokwenyani yovuyo olunyulu, olungangxengwanga lokubhengeza, ngesifuba sakho sonke, Ha, kwaye, nangaphezulu, HA!

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Ndacinga ukuba ndiyifumene into yokuba uDonald Trump angabinakho ukufikelela kwimithombo yeendaba, onke amaqonga amnqandayo agcina abantu abawenzayo ILite Brite . Ingayiyo.

Kodwa ngoku ndiye ndanyangwa kuyo yonke i-hashtag enikezelwe kumxholo othi ndiyipeyinti iflegi yomanyano ebusweni bam kuba ndiyathanda ukuphulukana nabaqhankqalazi abaye bafumanisa ukuba, bhabha, kukho iziphumo ngezenzo zabo!

Esi sisifundo abaninzi abasifundayo njengoko bezama ukubhabha babuyele ekhaya kuba, njengoko kuvela, awungekhe ukhwele inqwelomoya uhambe emva kwakho, ujonge amanqaku, ungene kwisakhiwo seCapitol.

Iimanyano zabasebenzi beenqwelomoya eziqale ibhola ukuziqengqa kwi #NoFlyList kuba abagrogrisi bakaJan 6 bazokuqhwatyelwa izandla !!!

-Lise - AKUKHO BUMANYANO NGAPHANDLE KWEZOBULUNGISA! & # X1f1fa; & # x1f1f8; (@iselisc) NgoJanuwari 11, 2021

Abantu abangene kwiCapitol ngolwesiThathu ngoku bafunda ukuba bakuluhlu lweNo-Fly kusalindwe uphando olupheleleyo. Abonwabanga yile nto. pic.twitter.com/5GfHo1eVU8

-Ray [REDACTED] (@RayRedacted) NgoJanuwari 10, 2021

Abadlali. Ezinye ezingaphezulu ezibekwe kuluhlu lweeNo-Fly pic.twitter.com/yl7ctVrM1q

- Ngaba uJamal uyeza? (@mncedisi) NgoJanuwari 10, 2021

Kuthekani ngenkululeko yokuthetha? Ukutya kwabo bonke baseMelika, inja eshushu, baseball bebukele ilungelo lokuzama ukudibana kwiCapitol?

Owu, wena moron wasehlotyeni omnandi, mangaphi amaxesha ekufuneka sikuxelele ngawo inkululeko yokuthetha ayithethi engenaziphumo . Ndicinga ukuba ndiyakuqonda ukudideka, emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ilungelo elimhlophe sisihogo esinye sesiyobisi. Aba banqolobi basekhaya ngebabebalekile nayo, nayo, ukuba ibingengabo olo xanduva lusabisayo.

I-Twitter, ewe, yenze eyona nto iyenzileyo kwaye yaphendula ngeendlela ezifanelekileyo.

Delta endimthandayo,
Ndabhukishwa ukuba ndibhabhe ndigoduke ndisuka eDC kwenye yeenqwelo moya zakho. Ndililungu lesilivere iMedallion. Ndisandul 'ukufika kumhla odinisayo wokuzama ukusindisa iMelika ngokuthimba uNancy Pelosi kwaye ndifuna nje ukugoduka ndenze amaqanda eqanda aqingqiweyo ndibonise nomama imifanekiso ... https://t.co/7Tk6aang5L

-h. Luyanda benjamin (@luyenyangwa) NgoJanuwari 10, 2021

abavukeli bamaxilongo bazama ukutsiba idolophu xa beqonda ukuba bakwi #NoFlyList pic.twitter.com/o8p0zSdU4N

Nwabisa (@ nwabisa20) NgoJanuwari 11, 2021

Phakamisa isandla sakho ukuba wena kunye namalungu osapho lwakho nisakwazi ukubhabha & # x1f602; #NoFlyList pic.twitter.com/MPNzOeGD3C

-IJusBeChillin1865XX (@SpliffsofWizdom) NgoJanuwari 11, 2021

#NoFlyList Ndiyazibuza ukuba bafumanise njani? pic.twitter.com/w3Vbnw3eAT

-Ngcono iiComics eziFileyo (@WitchesTeas) NgoJanuwari 11, 2021

Yimunce, iswekile. https://t.co/K33WKXcvBi pic.twitter.com/UIPMMVKfmh

-George Hahn (@georgehahn) NgoJanuwari 11, 2021

Andikwazi ukucinga ngokulandelelana okungcono malunga nendlela i-2021 eyaqala ngayo. Ndicebisa ukuba sonke sithathe ixesha ngaphandle komhla ukuskrola #NoFlyList ukucoca iipelethi zethu kwiveki ephelileyo.

Mna ngalo lonke ixesha intsha #MAGATerrorist #NoFlyList ividiyo iyaphuma pic.twitter.com/oU14PH07RC

-IMelika iseZilileni (@ adorsey75) NgoJanuwari 11, 2021

Damn, ndiyayithanda le ngoma.

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