Inkulumbuso yase-Bhritane entsha kunye nokutya uDonald Trump, u-Boris Johnson, uhambile yokunqumamisa iPalamente ukwenzela ukunciphisa kakhulu ithuba lengxoxo esesikweni okanye ukubanakho kolunye ixesha elandisiweyo ngaphambi kokuphuma kwaseBritane kwi-EU ngo-Okthobha. Ngokuqinisekileyo eyona ndlela yokufumana uloyiso kumcimbi owahlulahlulahlula omkhulu, ophumeleleyo kukusuka nje uvale iindlela zolawulo kwaye uzame ukuphelisa intetho ngayo, akunjalo? Ihlala isebenza kakuhle. Kwi-Twitter, umdlali weqonga uHugh Grant wayenamagama aphambili kaJohnson athabatha, singathi, imeko yangoku.
Ndingumbonisi wezitulo kwezopolitiko zase-Bhritane, kodwa andizukwenza ngathi ndingasongela intloko yam nditsho nesiqingatha se-Brexit shenanigans eyonakalise i-United Kingdom. Intshukumo kaJohnson yamva nje, nangona kunjalo-ngelixa isemthethweni kwezobuchwephesha, kwaye yamkelwa nguKumkanikazi, onesimilo esikhulu kuyo-ubukeka eyoyikeka macala onke. (Ubuncinci olo luluvo lwalomlindi ngaphesheya kwechibi.) Ukuba uJohnson wayeqinisekile ngempumelelo kaBrexit njengoko kwakukudala iqonga lakhe, umntu unokucinga ukuba angayivumela ingxoxo eyomeleleyo ngayo. Kodwa eyona nto yenzekayo ingena nzulu kakhulu.
Nantsi into: UJohnson uphumile ukuhambisa iBrexit, ukujongana okanye akukho sivumelwano; ukuphuma ngaphandle kwesivumelwano kunokuba yintlekele kwi-Bhritane, nakwinkulumbuso kaJohnson. Ke kunene ngakumbi ukuba uzama ukudlala umdlalo wenkukhu kunye nabasemagunyeni e-EU eBrussels. UJohnson ucinga ukuba angatyhafa ajikeleze isoyikiso sokwenyani se-Brexit, i-EU iyakuthethathethana nayo ngendlela engazange iyenze ngaphambili, u-Theresa May. Andazi ukuba baziva njani abemi base-UK entle, kodwa ndingaba novalo ukuba ikamva lam lixhomekeke kumdlalo kaBoris Johnson wenkukhu kunye nezakhono zothethathethwano.
Iingxaki zeBrexit ziphambili kwintetho kawonke-wonke, kodwa uJohnson ukwatyhala imigaqo-nkqubo emininzi yeConservative yokuba icandelo labemi lithatha isambatho. Ngokunokwenzeka yonke le nto yayiphambili kwingqondo yomdlali weqonga uHugh Grant xa wathumela i-tweet:
Awuzukugezela ngekamva labantwana bam. Awuyi kutshabalalisa inkululeko utatomkhulu walwa iimfazwe ezimbini zehlabathi ukukhusela. Yonwabele into yokudlala yerabha oyinyusileyo. I-Bhritane ivukele wena kunye neqela elincinci le-masturbator prefects. https://t.co/Oc0xwLI6dI
-Hugh Grant (@HackedOffHugh) Nge-Agasti 28, 2019
Ndijonge ndincoma le tweet ukusukela oko yavela izolo. Ngelixa i-pearl-clutchers ikucekisile ukusebenzisa kukaGrant i-fuck, kuba uthixo akasivumeli sisebenzise isigama esomeleleyo ngelixa umhlaba usitsha, ndinokumangaliswa kuphela kukungaqhelekanga-kwaye ke kakhulu i-Bhritane-izithuko uGrant aziphekele uJohnson.
Ngaba uphakamise kakhulu itoyitoyi yokuhlamba? Ke ukusika kunye nokukhuthaza ukuba kube kanye. Nceda undixelele umgca weethoyi zokuhlamba zikaBoris Johnson sele zikho kwimveliso. Iqela elincinci le-masturbatory prefects? Ukumangalisa nje. Ndiqhwabele izandla kwindlela engaphantsi. Bravo, mhlekazi. Le yimvakalelo endikholelwa ngokupheleleyo ukuba akukho Merika ebenokuyivelisa (ngentloko, igama elisentloko lase-Bhritane, elinomphetho omnandi apha, kuba intsingiselo yalo ligosa elilawulayo kunye nomfundi wesikolo ' Ukunyanzelisa uqeqesho kwabanye. Cinga uPercy Weasley phambi kokuba aphole).
UGrant ukwakhankanya ngothando imfuneko yokulondoloza inkululeko awayeyilwelwa ngutatomkhulu wakhe, kwaye uyala ukuthathela ingqalelo ukuba ukupheliswa kukaJohnson kuya kuvunyelwa ukuba kutshintshe iBritane ayifunayo kubantwana bakhe. Kodwa. Ukudlala ngaphezulu kwerabha yokudlala? Yeyiphi indlela yokunyibilikisa umntu phantsi kwento engekhoyo.
Ngelixa ndingumlandeli omkhulu wenkcazo yezopolitiko kaHugh Grant apha, kufuneka nditsho egameni laseMelika ukuba ndinomona omncinci ngobuchule bukaBoris Johnson bokuthetha izivakalisi ezipheleleyo kwividiyo ebonakalayo. Usenokuba uzama ukhetho lwenyukliya lweBrexit, kodwa ubuncinci akazange acetyiswe ukuba ahlasele inkanyamba.
(nge-Twitter, umfanekiso: Imifanekiso yakwaSony)
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