Umhlobo wam wandixelela ibali ngenye imini: ulwamkelo eofisini yakhe, esazi ukuba umhlobo wam ungumntu Abaphindezeli fan, ubuze ukuba angamthatha na unyana wakhe oneminyaka esi-7 ukuya kuyibona imovie. Ungoyena mlandeli mkhulu weSigcawu-ndoda, wachaza umamkeli. Ufuna ukunxiba isinxibo sakhe seSpider-Man ukuze asibukele.
Amehlo omhlobo wam ajikeleza kukothuka. Hayi, utshilo. Owu, hayi, hayi, hayi. Thatha umntwana wakho ubaleke ujonge kwelinye icala.
Kulungile, ndiya kuba nguThanos kwaye unokuba ngamaxhoba endyikityha yokufa kwam phakathi
Andikholelwa ukuba kukho iminyaka eyiyo efanelekileyo yabantwana kunye nabantu abadala ukuba babone imovie. Wonke umntu unamanqanaba okukhula ahlukeneyo, kwaye wonke umntu unomdla kwizihloko nakwimeko ezahlukeneyo. Xa ndandingumntwana, andizange ndiqhwanyaze kwimiboniso yesini (ndiyifumene iyadika), kodwa eyona dinosaur yokuqala ( Ipaki yeJurassic Ubuso obuncibilikiweyo ( I-Indiana Jones ) endiyibonileyo yoyikisa isihogo ngaphandle kwam kwaye ishiye ukubonwa okungapheliyo.
Ndichithe ixesha elininzi kwiminyaka yam yokufikisa ndizama ukungena kwimifanekiso ene-R, uninzi lwayo luzuze ezo zilinganiso ngenxa yolwimi okanye iimeko zabantu abadala kunokuba kungenxa yokuba bezingafanelekanga ukuba zibonwe ngumfundi ophakamileyo; Uninzi lwezo bhanyabhanya zibonwa zilungele iminyaka yam yobudala zaziphazamisa, zilumkile kumxholo.
I-Motion Picture Association yenkqubo yokulinganisa yaseMelika inokungahambelani kwaye inembali yokuphambuka kwicala lokubamba iperile apho isondo kunye nokuqalekisa kuyachaphazeleka ngelixa inyanzela intloko-irabha yokuqhushumba intloko kubaphulaphuli ngokubanzi (wamkelekile eMelika). Kodwa ngokubanzi, sithatha la manqanaba njengezikhokelo zokufaneleka kweminyaka, kwaye ngelixa abantwana abangaqwalaselwanga kunye nabantu abadala abancinci behlala besenziwa ukubonisa ii-ID ukuze bangene kwi-PG-13 nakwiifilimu ezilinganiswe nge-R, abazali bavunyelwe ukuthatha abantwana babo nabuphi na ubudala nakweyiphi na imovie abayibona ifanelekile.
Ke wenza ntoni ngemovie enje Abaphindezeli: Imfazwe engapheliyo ?
Imfazwe engapheliyo Yathengiswa njengenye yeemovie ezinkulu zonyaka, kwaye ayinakuphikwa ukuba yayithengiswe kakhulu kubantwana. Amashumi amaninzi amashumi eethoyi aqokelelwe kwiishelufa zevenkile; ii-tie-ins zazikho kuyo yonke indawo (nditsho ne-Ziploc sandwich bag kunye ne-Dole bananas zaqala ukuba nezitikha kunye nabalinganiswa beAvenger kuzo)
Ukuba unomntwana, ndicinga ukuba banomdla Imfazwe engapheliyo okanye ubuncinci babevile ngayo kubahlobo babo okanye kwiintengiso okanye kwiibhanana zabo.
(umfanekiso: Dole)
Ndihlala ndingumntu wokugqibela eMhlabeni ukubetha ngokufanelekileyo ubudala, kodwa Imfazwe engapheliyo yahlukile kuneeMiboniso bhanyabhanya ezimangalisayo ezazize ngaphambi kwayo. Kukho ukubhubha okuphazamisayo kunye nokufa ngokweemvakalelo kwabalinganiswa abaziwayo nabathandwayo (uLoki, Heimdall, Gamora, Umbono).
Emva koko, kwenzeka into engazange ibonwe ngaphambili kumdlalo bhanyabhanya obalaseleyo: abafana abalungileyo bayasilela ukumisa umntu ombi kwaye bavele, okwexesha, baphulukane. Baphulukana kakubi, ngaphezulu kwesiqingatha samagorha ethu awathandayo aqhekeka eluthulini kwiscreen.
Ndicinga ukuba konke oku kuya kuba yinto enkulu kubantwana beminyaka ethile ukuba bayiphathe, kuthathelwa ingqalelo ukuba bangaphi abantu abadala endibaziyo abothukileyo nabashukunyiswayo. Kuyintuthuzelo ebandayo ukuxelela umntwana ukuba yonke le nto iyinxalenye nje yomcangcazelisi wecango kwaye wonke umntu abamnqulayo uzakubuya ngonyaka. Lixesha elide lokuphila kwihlabathi elingenamntu weSigcawu xa uneminyaka esi-7.
Andifuni ukuya… ukulala!
Ndibone ingxoxo ethile Imfazwe engapheliyo 'S efanelekileyo kwi-intanethi. Enye ibhlogi ibike ukuba ekuhlolweni kwakhe, bekukho abantwana belila ngokungxolayo kwindawo yemidlalo yeqonga, kwaye umntwana womhlobo wakhe ukhale iintsuku. Xa umntu embuza ukuba kutheni abazali bengazuku-veta umxholo onje ngomntwana omncinci ( Imfazwe engapheliyo ufumene umlinganiso we-PG-13 ngolandelelwano olunamandla lobundlobongela besayensi kunye nezenzo kuyo yonke, ulwimi kunye nezinye izingqinisiso ezingekho mgangathweni-nangona kungathandeki ukuba kungakhankanywa ukufa kwabantu abaninzi), ucacisile ukuba abazali abaninzi baxakeke kakhulu kwaye banemali encinci.
Akunjalo ukuba uhlala unomdla wokuya kwi-movie ebiza kakhulu ukuze uqiniseke ukuba isiqingatha se-galaxy asibulawa ngaphambi kokuphela kwekhredithi. Kwaye ke uyathemba ukuba ifilimu ye-superhero enewaka lokudlala kunye ne-tie-ins yemveliso ayizukuphazamisa umntwana wakho.
ifumene okunokwenzeka ukuba ibe sisilinganiselo esifanelekileyo: i-PG-13, kwaye ukusuka apho, ekugqibeleni sisigqibo somzali sokuthatha umntwana wabo. Ngekhe ndikhethe ukuba abenzi bemiboniso bhanyabhanya basandula ukuya kwi-R epheleleyo, nesibe sisilumkiso ngakumbi kubazali ukuba umxholo ubunzima kakhulu, kodwa yonke imovie yeMarvel Studios ukuza kuthi ga ngoku ijolise kwaye yafumana i-PG-13 ukulinganisa, ukwandisa ukubakho kwebhokisi-yeofisi.
Ukanti kuyacaca ukuba Imfazwe engapheliyo Kwathengiswa njengomboniso bhanyabhanya onokonwaba kwiintsapho kunye, kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba uninzi, uninzi lwenzile. Kwaye kunokwenzeka ngokulinganayo ukuba uninzi alunalo nofifi lokuba bakweyiphi kwaye baphazanyiswa ziziphumo.
Thatha abahlobo bakho abafileyo uye kuSuku lweSikolo
Njengomntu ongenabantwana, ndinomdla wokwazi ukuba yeyiphi abazali nabagcini kunye nabo banoluvo Imfazwe engapheliyo Cinga ukuba kunqunyulwe ubudala apha. Ngaba ixhomekeke emntwaneni ngokupheleleyo, okanye kufanele ukuba kubekho isincomo esomeleleyo sokungathathi umntwana oneminyaka esi-7 kwisinxibo seSpider-Man ukuze abone iqhawe lakhe liguquka libe luthuli ngelixa ecela ukuhlala ephila? Okanye ngaba imovie sisifundo esibalulekileyo kwiingqondo ezisencinci malunga noloyiso lobubi kunye nenyani yoqhushululu olwenziwa zii-fascists ezinobungqongqo obuhlukumezayo?
Umncinci kangakanani ukuba umncinci Imfazwe engapheliyo ?
(imifanekiso: iMarvel Studios, ivenkileDisney, iDole)
