Njani Iimfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Umkhosi Uvusa uKylo Ren Ungumgcini weSango

OONOBUTHO EMABABALANDELE AMANDLA AYAVUKA.

Ukugqiba kwam ndibukele Umkhosi uyavusa , Ndandinomvandedwa wokuba ndimazi uKylo Ren kwenye indawo. Khange ndimbone eqabula eCon Girls e-C2E2 kunyaka ophelileyo? Mhlawumbi yayikumsonto we-Facebook, apho wayechaza isizathu sokuba yonke loo ntokazi Izixhobo zomoya ngekhe iphumelele. Ilizwi lakhe liqhelekile- ingaba wayengomnye wabafana ababendingxolisa xa bendihlala ndidlala kwi-X-Box Live?

Kwaye emva koko ndakhamisa, ndibambe iiperile zam njengoko zazidibana zonke: UKylo Ren nguMgcini weSango.

Abagcini-masango belizwe le-nerd bahlala kuyo yonke indawo; Ngaba kwakha kwakho ixesha apho ungayithanda into ngaphandle kwesoyikiso somnwe wokujijiswa ebusweni bakho ngokungayithandi kunene njani? Kubonakala ngathi uJ. I-Abrams ifunde iirantshi ezifanayo, apho i-nerds iphikisana malunga nobukho be-nerds ezingezizo ezokukhulisa iifranchise zabo abazithandayo. Kodwa endaweni yokuqengqisa amehlo kwaye uqhubeke (ikomityi yam yeti), uAbrams wakrwela isilevu sakhe, wahleka, kwaye wacinga, Ezi dudes ziya kwenza ezigqibeleleyo Idabi leenkwenkwezi umguvela.

UBen Solo wayengumntwana nje xa wayeqala ukubuyela kwicala elimnyama loMkhosi. Ubukrakra babagcini-masango busoloko bubonakala buvela kubudala obufanayo-isithukuthezi sokuba mncinci, kunye nenzondo nxamnye nabani na ovela ngaphandle. Ukusuka kwinto esinokuyichola kwincoko yabadlali bhanyabhanya, esi sigqibo sokuthumela uBen ukuba aye kuqeqesha nomalume wakhe, uLuke, sasilinganisa usapho lwabo.

Asiqinisekanga ngokupheleleyo, okwangoku, yintoni ke eyakhokelela uBen Solo kwiNgalo ePhakamileyo yeNkokeli enguSnoke, kodwa ingqumbo yakhe kuyise ibeka umfanekiso wemvukelo yolutsha. Ke xa uBen Solo eziva elahliwe ngumama notata, wakhangela uzuko kumntu oqinisekileyo ngokungathandabuzekiyo: UDarth Vader, aka Pop Pop. Waba ngumfana othanda uthando, enikela ngemaski yomfana kaDarth Vader kwaye efunga ukuhlonipha ilifa lakhe.

Njengomntwana we-90 owenza igama lakhe lokuqala lesikrini se-AOL, uBen Solo uzidibanisa njengoKylo Ren kwaye ujoyine uSnoke. Umkhondo wakhe apha undikhumbuza abo bangakholelwayo kubukho bukaThixo kunye ne-anarchists abadibeneyo ukuze bathethe wonke umntu, ngandlela thile baba yinto yonke abayithiyileyo ngamaziko kwindawo yokuqala. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba uBen wayecinga ukuba uchasene nale ndoda, kodwa wazivulela ukuphathwa nguSnoke.

Kodwa uKylo Ren uswele umboniso wokuqonda oku: engqondweni yakhe, ulungile, ulungile, kwaye nabani na ophikisana neengcinga zakhe mncinci, ngokuqinisekileyo, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo akanakulifaneleka ixesha lakhe. Umphatha uMkhosi ngokungathi ngowakhe, ngokungathi nguye kuphela onokuyiqonda.

Ukuba uKylo Ren ungumgcini-sango, ke uRey yiyo yonke intombazana eyakhe yavalwa ngaphandle kwencoko yakhe. U madolw 'anzima ukujongana noKylo Ren entloko - ndiyathetha, ngubani ofuna ukungena kwisitarha somlomo, makungabikho mntu ubambekayo, nomfana ophungula ubukho bakho? Uhlala ebhekisa kuRey njengentombazana, umkhwabanisi, njl.Ukhumbula uFinn ngenombolo yakhe yesiriyeli, kodwa akalikhumbuli igama lomntu elileta enye kude neyakhe?

U-Kylo Ren wayeya kuhamba ngokungahoyi uRey ukuba ubukho bakhe abuzange buphazamise ngokuthe ngqo kwintuthuzelo yakhe, okanye-ngakumbi ilungelo lakhe. Kodwa ukungathandi kukaKylo Ren ngokukhawuleza kujika kube yinto emnyama kakhulu. Xa uRey evuka emva kokuba ethathwe kuTakodana, uKylo Ren uyamqinisekisa ukuba angathatha nantoni na ayifunayo kuye. Uyathemba amandla akhe oMkhosi, ephethe ubuxoki bokuphakama ngelixa ekhupha isoyikiso ngokuhambelana nobundlobongela obuphathelele kwezesondo. Baninzi abantu basetyhini abadibana nezisongelo ezifanayo xa beqala ukusebenza kuluntu olukhuselwe ngabagcini-masango. Ukuthintela ukungcungcuthekiswa kuhlala kubabini ngezichasi, isini kunye nesoyikiso sobundlobongela obuphathelele kwezesondo.

Ngokufanelekileyo, emva kokufunda ngamandla oMkhosi, akasafuni uRey afe. Kumlo wabo kulandela ukubulawa kukaHan Solo, uKylo ukwazile ukutyhala uRey ukuya kutsho eweni, emisa ngaphambi kokuba ambethe afe. Unika uRey utitshala ukuba amncede aqonde amandla akhe. Ungakhe ulinge, ndisebeza. Ungabinobuganga bokucacisa uMbutho kuye.

Ekupheleni kwe Umkhosi wokuVusa s, UHux utsala uKylo abuyele eSnoke ukuze agqibe uqeqesho. Kuhlazo lwabanye abagxeki ukuba uKylo Ren akaze aphume njengomyalelo okanye onegunya njengangaphambili Idabi leenkwenkwezi amarhamente, kwaye ndibone ngaphezulu kwesinye simchaza njengomntu obalekayo. Zombini ziyinyani, kwaye ndiza kongeza petulant kwaye obsessive, kakhulu. Kodwa aboyikayo bokwenyani behlabathi abasoloko becacisa oozwilakhe abasikiweyo njengePalpatine okanye ii-crimelords ezinamafutha ezinje ngeJabba - ngamanye amaxesha zikhangeleka ngokungafaniyo noAdam Driver.

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