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Nangona uthotho lukaHarry Potter luya kuhlala lubambe indawo ekhethekileyo entliziyweni yam, ndiya kuvuma ngokulula ukuba andinakuhlala ndinxibelelana nabalinganiswa. Njengomntu ofikisayo, kwakunzima kakhulu kum noHermione. Ngokuqinisekileyo, unamaxesha okuba sesichengeni, kodwa uyanamathela kwinkolelo yakhe nokuba zithini iindleko, kwaye ngesiqhelo, akoyiki indlela abanye abambona ngayo. Le yayingumbono ongaqhelekanga kum kangangokuba ndandiyicaphukela le ntombazana yintsomi ngeenwele ezingalawulekiyo namabhongo asendle kunye nolwazi lwe-encyclopedic malunga nayo yonke into. Kuyihlazo ukucinga ngale nto, ngoku ndiqondayo ukuba iHermione ifanelwe kukunconywa kunye nokulingiswa. Kwaye xa ndibukele ixesha lam le-Twitter liphuphuma ngamagqabantshintshi ebusuku uHillary Clinton wamnika intetho yokwamkela ukutyumba, ndaye ndabelana nolonwabo lwendibaniselwano yabo bonke ubomi bokwenyani bukaHermiones endibaziyo nabalandelayo (kubandakanya ukukhanya kwe-Twitter, ilayibrari, i-podcaster, kunye neBossy Dame Margaret. UWillison).
Ngalo lonke ixesha umntu endenza ukuba ndizive ndinentloni ngokwenza umzamo, ngalo lonke ixesha bendenza ndiziva ndincinci, bebendilungiselela ukuba ndenze le Voti.
-Margaret H.Willison (@MrsFridayNext) Julayi 29, 2016
Elona themba lokwenyani likamongameli wasetyhini liyakhuthaza kuye nakubani na owakha waxelelwa, ngokucacileyo okanye ngokungacacanga, ukuba azi indawo yabo. Kwaye ukuthanda kukaClinton nokuzinikela ekufundeni, kwimfundo nakumalungelo abantu kumenza abonakale nangakumbi. Okwangoku, okoko wafika kuqala eluntwini, zombini indlela abonisa ngayo inzondelelo kunye notyekelo lokunyuka kwisikhululo asabelwe sona siphantsi koqwalaselo. Ezi ayizizo zodwa iimpawu zikaClinton ezithi zikhethwe ngabavakalisi, amaqanda e-Twitter, kunye nabachasi bezopolitiko, kwaye ne-Democrat eqinileyo inokuvuma ukuba uthethile kwaye wenze izinto ezibanike ikhefu. Okwangoku, ezona zigxeko zixhaphakileyo zihlala zinomxholo ofanayo: akufuneki abe yile nto yokuthetha / yokuqinisekisa / (faka isichazi esilayishiwe apha) kuba ayisiyiyo le nto kuthiwa ngumfazi. UClinton uhlala ecela umngeni kwaye uyayiphikisa loo mbono. Isandi esiqhelekileyo?
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Kubalulekile ukuba uqaphele ukuba andikhuthazi nabani na ukuba alinganise uHillary Clinton kunye nomlinganiswa oyintsomi. Kwisincoko sakhe Yintoni 'notata' kaTim Kaine ? UJaya Saxena uchaza uthandelo lokunqula umgqatswa we-VP uKaine kunye namanye amanani abalulekileyo njengesiphumo sothethwano oluninzi. Akwanelanga ukuxhasa nje umgqatswa, ngoku kuya kufuneka ube yinxalenye yokuthanda kwabo. UHillary Clinton ngu #quadgoals, uJoe Biden uyimeme, kwaye u-Barack Obama ngu bae. Ngokuqinisekileyo oku kukugxekwa okufanelekileyo; ukuzibandakanya ekuboniseni u-Onion ka-Biden njengomalume wase Melika othanda ulonwabo yinto enye, kodwa ukukholelwa ukuba indoda eyeyesibini ekuphatheni ilizwe lethu ukusukela ngoJanyuwari ka-2009 zonke ii-ice cream cones kunye ne-Midwestern charm yenye into.
Kodwa abafazi abenza uthelekiso lweHermione- uWillison nabanye abafana naye- banobuqili, abantu abanengqiqo, uhlobo lwababanikeli kwintetho ekwi-Intanethi ekufanele ukuba bayifune. Abajongi uClinton njengomlinganiswa; Bancoma uClinton ngesimilo sakhe. Ulwimi lohlaselo lomntu esilubonayo kuClinton lunokusetyenziswa, kwaye kufanele ukuba lusetyenziswe kakuhle. Ewe, uyathetha, ewe, uyazingqina. Kodwa ke zininzi iinkokeli ezibalaseleyo kwimbali, eziyinyani okanye ezicingelwayo.
Igama likaHermione ayisiyiyo le ibhatyi yeencwadi, kodwa useliqhawe ngokwakhe. Ngaphandle kukaHermione, uHarry wayeza kungena kwingxaki emva kwengxaki; njengokuba kunjalo, uHarry uza kuxhomekeka kubuchule bukaHermione, ukucinga ngokukhawuleza, kunye nesibindi sokuphuma kwimeko enye esongela ubomi ngencwadi nganye. (Khumbula ukuba uHermione wayengoyena mntu wafumanisa ukuba ibasilisk ikweliphi incwadi yesibini nangona wayengekho zingqondweni? Ayimangalisi loo nto. NguHermione lowo.) Ukanti, abantu basamjongela phantsi uHermione kwaye bavakalise ukothuka, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ukungakholelwa, xa yenza into engaqhelekanga. (Ndithi kwakhona: isandi esiqhelekileyo?) Ukungqina ukuba umntu obhinqileyo unokungaqhelekanga ngaphandle kokukhuliswa, inkangeleko, kunye nesiqu yenye yezona zinto azenzayo.
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Ndidiniwe lihlabathi ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndazi ukuba kulula ukuba abantu bakugxothe ukufaneleka kukaClinton kubongameli. Kodwa ndinethemba ngokwaneleyo lokucinga ukuba iimpawu zakhe ezintle ziyakhazimla ngokwaneleyo ukuze abuyele kwi-White House kunyaka olandelayo. Yile nto ifunwa ziiHermiones ngaphesheya kweMelika. Yinto endiyifunayo, uGryffindor ozichazayo kodwa ngakumbi weWeasley kuneGranger. Nantsi ithemba lokuba uninzi loluntu lokuvota lufuna.
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
UChristy Admiraal uhlala eManhattan, apho asebenza njengombhali kunye nomhleli. Uyakonwabela ukuhlekisa ngee-podcast, ii-t-shirt ezinemizobo, ukufaka amagama eekati zakhe kwiingoma zomculo ezithandwayo, kunye nokuthumela imali eninzi kakhulu @AdmiralChristy .
