Yiza udibanise, kwaye wamkelekile kuYehova Ijam yesithuba 2 Ukulandelelana kwe-buzz eye yangena ngaphandle kwendawo, njenge-rocket-alien ship on a mission to steal entertainment from the past for capitalize on nostalgic millennials ’wallet. Kukho amarhe okuba U-LeBron James uza kuba yinkwenkwezi , nangona engakhange aqinisekise.
Ingxoxo enkulu yabalandeli ngefilimu enokubakho ijikeleze ukuba ingaba uLebron James angayiphatha na le ndima; Kunganzima ukuba phezulu kukaMichael Jordan wenguqulelo yesimilo yendoda ethe tye xa ithelekiswa nengqokelela eyaziwayo ye-looneys ezichazayo. Iicosos zakutshanje zikaJames eAmy Schumer-ngaphambili Ukwaphuka kololiwe Kubonakala ngathi bamnike ukuthembeka; uzimisele ukuvela kwi-rom-com kunye nokuqhula malunga UDownton Abbey . Kulungile, akunjalo?
Ngokwam, andinaxhala malunga nokwenza kukaJames. Andikhathazeki nangokuba abantwana banamhlanje abayazi ukuba ngubani uBugs Bunny, okanye nantoni na. Ijam yendawo Inokuphuma kwiminyaka engama-20 eyadlulayo, kodwa ke, kunjalo INgonyama yeNgonyama kwaye Ibali lethoyi . Iifilimu zabantwana ezisemgangathweni zimbalwa kwaye zisekude, yiyo loo nto nabantwana banamhlanje besanikeza into engekhoyo malunga neBuzz Lightyear. Vele ungene Ijam yendawo kube kanye kwaye ubone ukuba iyazitsala.
Yiloo nto kanye endiyenzileyo phezolo, ngokwam. Ndifuna ukukhangela kabini kwaye ndibone ukuba Ijam yendawo , ifilimu eyandithandayo xa ndandineminyaka elishumi, yayiza kubamba.
Kwaye… iyenzeka! Ngokwenene, inene!
Phantse.
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Inxalenye yesizathu sokuba ndinethemba lokuba uLeBron James utyikitye kwiprojekthi okwangoku kukuba ndinethemba lokuba unokunceda ngento enye eyoyikisayo yefilimu yoqobo: uphawu lukaLola Bunny. UJames unayo ndithethile malunga nemiba yobufazi ngaphambili , kwaye nangona Ukwaphuka kololiwe isenokungabi sisiseko seengcinga zobufazi, ndiza kuthatha iimvuthuluka zethemba ngalo mzuzu. Ewe, yindlela embi uLola angene ngayo Ijam yendawo : Ndikulungele ukuhlala kwiimvuthuluka zethemba.
Ungandivi kakubi; xa ndandiyintombazana eneminyaka elishumi ubudala, ndandididekile ' thanda ULola Bunny. Ndiphinde ndayibuyisela ngandlela thile yonke ifilimu njengokuba ibingaye. Engqondweni yam, wayengoyena mdlali ubaluleke kakhulu kwiqela, efumana uninzi lweebhasikithi kwaye evuselela bonke abo asebenza nabo kunye nabalandeli ngeetalente zakhe. Kwifilimu yokwenyani? Ewe… kukho imizuzu embalwa yayo — iyonke-kwifilimu ehlala iyure kunye nemizuzu engamashumi amabini. Akasekho kwifilimu konke konke, kwaye into encinci ayenzayo iyasilela kulwakhiwo lwengxelo ... kodwa ndiza kuyifumana ngomzuzu.
Ndikhumbula kanye kanye ukuba kutheni ndadibana noLola kakhulu, ukukhula. Nangona ndandimfutshane kakhulu ukuba ndingenakukwazi ukudlala imidlalo, ndandisebenzisa umoya wam wokhuphiswano nangezinye iindlela, ndizonwabisa ngezinto ezinje ngamagama evidiyo kunye ne-LARPing kunye neetafile. Akuzange kuthathe ixesha elide ukufumanisa ukuba ukukhuphisana kwakungathathwa njengomgangatho okhangayo kwintombazana, nangona kunjalo. Ndijonge kubalinganiswa abanjengoLola Bunny, kwaye ndiyathanda Ibhokisi yomkhenkce kwi Izigebenga ezincinci , yokuthuthuzela kunye nokuqinisekisa. Xa ndisiba mdala, ndaqaphela ukuba ngamanye amaxesha kuyakubakho uhlobo lwentombazana efanayo kwiifilimu ze-nerd, kananjalo… kwaye wayehlala ekwabelana ngeempawu ezifanayo nezikaLola Bunny.
Intombazana engekho 'Ngu-Amy Dunne ubiza oku Intombazana epholileyo trope ; kuhlalutyo lwamajelo eendaba, olu hlobo lwearc yomlinganiswa kubhekiselwe kulo njenge Isifo sikaZiqu-zintathu kwaye Umgaqo weSmurfette . Ndizibize ngokwam Umdlalo opholileyo weGamer Girlfriend kwixa elidlulileyo, ubuncinci xa kuziwa kwimithombo yeendaba malunga namantombazana adlala umdlalo. Konke oku kuyantlukwano kancinane kuhlobo olunye lwengxaki: uluvo lokuba iqhawekazi lomntu kumdlalo olawulwa yindoda akufuneki ulunge kuphela, kodwa ezizodwa , ukulungiselela ukuxhoma kunye nabafana… uninzi lwazo lulunge kakhulu. Kunokubakho okanye kungabikho cebo lisecaleni apho akhonze khona ngokulinganisa ubufazi bakhe kunye nokonwabela ixesha lokuzonwabisa lobudoda. Kunqabile uLola kule filimu, kodwa usakwazi ukubetha onke la manqaku eti. Ngexesha lokurekhoda!
Ukungeniswa kukaLola akwenzeki kude kube yimizuzu engama-38 kwifilimu; ngamanye amagama, i-50% yokuqala yale filimu yemizuzu engama-76 ayinakuLola ngokupheleleyo (andibali iikhredithi ezinde zefilimu ngelo xesha lokubaleka). Khange ndikwazi ukuqonda ukuba uphi, ekuqaleni.
Ngapha koko, xa ekugqibeleni ebonakala ebaleni, ubhetele kwihlabathi lebhasikithi kunazo zonke ezinye iiTunes, kodwa abamthathi nzulu… ngaphandle kukaMichael Jordan, ongaze amjonge okomzuzwana. (Le ntombazana inezakhono ezithile!) Sekunjalo, ukukhathazeka kwakhe kwi-Tunes 'inkcaso yesondo ngokukhawuleza kwakhe yenziwe njengamahlaya kunye nentliziyo elula. Nangona ethatha i-Bugs ngokumhlazisa ngegama lesilwanyana elisencinci, uyilo lujongela phantsi umzuzu wakhe omkhulu. Jonga ugxininiso lwekhamera kwisakhelo sakhe se-anthropomorphized, isingqi sakhe sokuhamba ngesingqi, kunye nomculo wejazzy. Konke oku kubonisa ukuba abaphulaphuli benzelwe ukumbona njani: njengothando lwamva lweeBugs. Hayi njengeqhawekazi elinokuphindaphindeka kwakhona… ngaphandle kokuba linento yokwenza namantombazana afuna ukukhunjuzwa rhoqo ukuba sifuna ukuhlala nabafana, kufuneka kushushu .
Ngexesha lokwaziswa kweTune Squad xa abadlali bengena enkundleni, U-Lola ekubhekiswe kuye ngummemezeli njengentliziyo yeqela kwaye ungena enkundleni ekukhanyeni okuluzizi okumenza abe nomfanekiso wakhe (ngokungafaniyo nabo bonke abanye abadlali kwiqela lakhe, abafumana izibane zokwenyani). Lo mzuzu undothuse ikakhulu kuba ukusukela oko uLola wazama, asikamboni nakwifilimu konke konke. Ebengazilolongisanga neqela, kwaye engathathi nxaxheba nakuluphi na uhlengahlengiso olwenzeka kumdlalo omkhulu. Asiboni abafana bemphosa okanye bade bavume ukumvumela ukuba abe yinxalenye yeTune Squad kwaphela. Kuphantse ngokungathi ifilimu khange icinge ukuba siyakukhathalela uLola okanye sifuna ukufumana okungakumbi ngaye.
Ngexesha lomdlalo ngokwawo, uLola ukhaba ibhola. Ukubona ixesha lakhe lenkanyezi enkundleni engakholelekiyo , phantse ukuya kwinqanaba lokuba ndingakhathali ngendlela oku kudlala ngayo kwiimfuno ezizodwa ezibekwe kuye. Ewe akafumani nawaphi na amathuba okuhlekisa okanye wacky okanye enze nantoni na ngaphandle kokuba ulunge ngokwenene kwi-basketball, kwaye ushushu kakhulu, kodwa… yinto. Ubukho bakhe bubalulekile.
Ngomzuzu obalaseleyo wefilimu, uLola uphelela kwindawo eqinileyo enkundleni; I-Bugs Bunny ikhawuleza inyuse ukuze imkhuphele ngaphandle kwindlela yomchasi ozayo, ethatha ukonakaliswa kopopayi endaweni kaLola. Lo mbono kufuneka ubunjwe njengoko ii-Bugs zithatha ukuwa ukuze iqela lakhe lesibini elilelona lilungileyo liqhubeke nokudlala ngaphandle kokulimala. Endaweni yoko, lo mzuzu ubekiwe njengesizathu sokuba ekugqibeleni uLola athandane neeBugs. Uthi kuye, Yeyona nto intle leyo umntu andenzele yona, emva koko atyala ukumanga.
Yintoni ebuhlungu ngokwenene ngalo mzuzu kukuba uLola mhlawumbi akaxoki. Yintoni esiyaziyo ngaye? Unesiphiwo sebhasikithi, ulunge kakhulu kunayo nayiphi na enye iTunes esidibene nayo, kwaye ubonakala engekho ndawo… ke mhlawumbi wafunda izakhono zakhe kwiqela elahlukileyo leekhathuni ezamdimaza ngandlela thile, kungoko ingqumbo yakhe yokuba ebizwa ngokuba yiDoli. Iibugs zinokuthi ngokunyanisekileyo zibe yeyona ndoda intle awakha wadibana nayo.
Iibugs azikho mbi kangako, kwaye andinangxaki noLola ukuthandana naye, kodwa ngenxa yokuba incoko yakhe yesibini kuphela-enzima kwimiboniso bhanyabhanya yile:
1. Ukucaphuka ngeeBugs ngenxa yokumjongela phantsi, kwaye
2. ukusindiswa nguye nokumanga?
Ndidane nje. Akunjalo nokuba ayinangqiqo; Andikwazi kunceda kodwa ndikhunjuzwe ngolunye ulwalamano olungenantlonelo endandinalo nabadlali abakhuphisanayo be-jerky kule minyaka idlulileyo. Ukuthandana nomnye umntu ngenxa yokuba abona bantu bangabalulekanga ngaphandle kwesiqalo akusosiseko sithembisayo sentsebenziswano. Kodwa ndicinga ukuba ndiyakwazi ukunxibelelana noLola kule nto… kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba ndiyakwazi nokudibana nekhefu lakhe elizayo.
Kumntwana-Maddy, le mizuzu ilandelelanayo kaLola yandivumela ukuba ndigcwalise okuseleyo ngengcinga yam. Kodwa uMdala-Maddy ufuna ngaphezulu, kwaye ngokunyanisekileyo, ndicinga ukuba umntwana-uMaddy ufanelwe ngaphezulu, naye. Kuthekani ukuba iqela leTunes lalinakho (ukukhafula) abafazi ababini, hayi elinye nje? Umnini mdala kaTweety wenza ukubonakala okufutshane kwesihlandlo Ijam yendawo , kwaye ndabathanda; Ndikuthandile ukubonakaliswa komfazi kaMichael Jordan kunye nabantwana. Leyo yinxalenye yesizathu sokuyilwa kwebali likaLola uziva ngathi lithuba elikhulu kangaka elilahlekileyo.
Ngaphezu koko, indlela ayileleyo ifundise umntwana-kum isifundo esidandathekisayo malunga nokuba kuthatha ntoni ukuba wamkelwe liqela labafana: ukuba unethamsanqa, kwaye ukuba ushushu ngokwaneleyo, mhlawumbi uza kufumana umhla omnye wazo. Ngelishwa, mna yazi eso sisifundo endisifake ngaphakathi kwangoko ebomini bam: umbono wokuba ukuqinisekiswa kwendoda kuphela kwento ebaluleke kakhulu, ngokuchasene nokuphumelela imidlalo kunye nokugqwesa kwizinto endizithandayo. Sisifundo esandithatha iminyaka ukuba ndingasifundi.
Ndisacebisa Ijam yendawo . Igcina kakuhle kuphinda kwenziwe kwakhona; ine-cast eyahlukeneyo ngokobuhlanga, iitoni zeziqhulo ezikhulu ezisabambelele, kunye ne-CGI embi efika njengothandekayo nenomtsalane emehlweni am anamhlanje. Yifilimu endifuna ukukwazi ukuyincoma ngaphandle kokubekeka. Ndifuna ukukwazi ukwabelana ngamava amnandi endikhe ndaphinda ndayibukela nawo wonke umntu endimaziyo. Kodwa andikwazi… ngaphandle kokukhankanya indlela endiphoxeke ngayo malunga nonyango lukaLola kule vidiyo.
Kungenxa yoko le nto ndiphantse ngethemba lokuba Ijam yesithuba 2 iyenzeka, ukuba kuphela ngenxa yokuba kuvulwa i-franchise ukuphucula phezu koqobo. Eli lithuba lesibini lokubalisela ibali elahlukileyo elibandakanya amantombazana amancinci kubaphulaphuli kwaye libaqinisekise ukuba nabo banokuba ne-wacky, goofy, funny, kwaye ngokupheleleyo kubalulekile xa kufikwa kukhuphiswano lokuzonwabisa. Nali ithuba lakho lokwenza umdaniso e- Ijam yendawo . Konke kulungile? KONKE KULUNGILE!
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