Ndandisoyika kakhulu ookrebe okoko nje ndikhumbula. Ndide ndenza neprojekthi yebhayoloji esikolweni ukuzama ukuqonda uloyiko lwam kookrebe nendlela eyaqala ngayo. Ke kutheni ngesiquphe ndithandana noKing Shark?
Isiqingatha sendoda / isiqingatha sokrebe, uyakuthanda ukutya abantu. Oko kuhle kakhulu kwisivumelwano sakhe sonke kwaye ucinga ukuba ukoyika ookrebe okwandigcina ukuba ndingabhukudi elwandle phantse bonke ubomi bam kuya kuthetha ukuba ndiyamcaphukela.
Kodwa hayi. Ndiyayithanda ijini yakhe encinci kunye nenyaniso yokuba, ngelishwa, thicc. Ndiyalithanda iliza lakhe elincinci kunye noncumo lwakhe nangona ndiyazi ukuba angandibulala kwaye ndicinga ukuba ndingalunga xa ndidibana nalo landshark.
Uvuyo lwe IQela lokuzibulala yiyo loo nto, kwakhona, ingqokelela villains ndawonye ukwenza okulungileyo. Kukusetha okungaqhelekanga kuhamba kakuhle.
Ngokucacileyo, kwafuneka ndijonge uKing Shark kuba ucacile hayi umntu ngendimjongile ngaphambili. Uxolo, andinalo lonke ulwazi oluhlekisayo entlokweni yam kwaye ndingowasetyhini ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndiyivume loo nto. Koda mna ngakumbi abanalo ulwazi oluhlekisayo malunga ne-shark ye-humanoid ekulungele.
Kwaye kuphando lwam, ndiye ndaqonda ukuba mhlawumbi ndithanda kuphela le UKing Shark kuba unamehlo anomusa ngokumangalisayo endaweni yamehlo afileyo ayoyikisayo endiwadibanisa nala marhamncwa makhulu. Njengo… kufikelela kwinqanaba lokuba xa ndibona ibhodi yezaziso yeshaka okanye umfanekiso wayo endle, ndiyalila. Kodwa ndibona uKing Shark kwaye ngesiquphe ukuzola kuhlamba phezu kwam kwaye andisoyiki kwakhona. Esisidenge kuba uzakunditya ngokoqobo. Uyakuthanda ukutya abantu. Kodwa mhlawumbi angafunda ukundithanda njengoko ndifundile ukuthanda eyona nto ndiyithiyileyo kweli lizwe.
Kodwa ndibuyele kuphando lwam. Ndiyayithanda imbono yokuba ukrebe kunye nomntu ongumfazi babenomntwana kunye, kodwa ke ndiye ndiqale ukucinga ngako kakhulu kwaye ndiqale ukuphazamiseka kwaye ngoku oko kuyinxalenye yokoyika kwam ukrebe. Kuhle.
Ekuqaleni umguvela woSuper Boy, uKing Shark yenza Joyina iQela lokuzibulala kwiihlaya, ke kuyacaca ukuba ukule movie. Kodwa kwakhona, ndabona nje ukrebe ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba akangowam. Ndingalunga kangakanani ekugqibeleni.
Kodwa, ungumlinganiswa ekuya kufuneka simbone edlala ngaphandle nokuba umbono omncinci esiwufumene kuye… kukutya umntu. Kodwa ndiyothuka ngokumangalisayo ngaye. Kwaye kukho amarhe okuba uTaika Waititi uzakuthetha naye, ke ngoku ndinomdla wokwenene kwindima kwaye andilunganga nangokucinga kakhulu ngayo.
King Shark, ndiyaqonda ukuba ndinetyala kuwe? Undenza ukuba ndibuze uloyiko lwam lobomi bakho luhlobo lwakho kodwa kwakhona, ndiya kuthi ndibukele imovie kwaye ndiqale ndilile xa ndibona amazinyo akho kuba UBUSAZI UKUBA OOSHAKA BANEMIDLALO EMININZI YOKUQHUBEKA KWEENKQUBO NGENXA YOKUBA BANGOYIKISI NGOKUPHELELEYO ? (Kodwa ayinguwe inkosi yam thicc.)
(umfanekiso: Warner Bros.)
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-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
