Intetho emnandi njengoSuku lwePirate, nonke! Ukuba kukho into endiyithandayo, yi… kulungile, hayi ipirates. Iidonathi. Kodwa ukuba ithuba liziveza ukuba unxibe njengesigebenga kwaye ufumane idonathi yasimahla, ndinguye Pha . Kungenxa yoko le nto ndisitsho ngale nto, unyaka weshumi Thetha Njengosuku lwePirate Enkosi Krispy Kreme ngokundinika elithuba.
Namhlanje nanamhlanje kuphela, khetha iindawo Owona mxokelelwane ungcono welizwe (hlala phantsi eDunkin 'IDonuts, awuyipendi kwaukuyinika idonuts ngokuchanekileyo) uya kukunika idonati yeshumi elinesihlanu simahla ukuba uza unxibe njengesigebenga kunye nedonut yasimahla xa uthetha njengaye . Ewe, kunjalo, ngo-7: 30 ngale ntsasa undibone ndinikela ngesinxibo sam ndisiya kutyelela i-KK enkulu ye-Apple. Emva kokufumana iiYARRRGHs ezimbalwa kubantu abadlulayo, ndinike abambalwa ngokwam, kwaye ndenziwe udliwanondlebe nomfundi wobuntatheli owayegxumeka e-Kreme ngebali leholide kuphela enomxholo wobuqhetseba (ndicinga ukuba kunjalo, ukuba ikhona enye into, ndinomdla kakhulu wokwazi ngayo njengoko ndifuna ukusebenzisa kakhulu umnqwazi wam wepirate njengoko ndinakho), ndibuyele kwindlela engaphantsi kwendlela intloko yam ibambe phezulu, umnqwazi ujikeleza kancinci emoyeni (ilayisensi yedrama ilungile Thetha njengoSuku lwePirate, i-savvy?), Kunye nebhokisi eneshumi elinesibini kwiglasi yam ezandleni zam ezibawayo. Iibhutsi zam zepirate zisenokungonwabi kancinci, kodwa kufanelekile, dammit.
Kwaye kuba akukho Ntetho ifana nosuku lwePirate olugqityiweyo ngaphandle kokubonakala kwelona pirate weqonga mkhulu wexesha lethu, UTim Curry , (uxolo, UJohnny depp ) nantsi iPirate yoBuchule evela Isiqithi saseMuppet Treasure . Ke makhe ubhabhe ngamandla AVAST YE, MATEY , bukela ividiyo (ucula kunye, ewe), emva koko usazise ukuba ubuyibhiyozele njani iholide ye-Intanethi.
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