Usuku lokuzalwa olumnandi lokuziphindezela kuSith. Usalawula.

UAnakin kunye no-Obi-Wan kwiiMfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Impindezelo yeSith.

Eli libali lothando. Omnye phakathi kwam no Impindezelo yeSith . Ndandineminyaka eli-13 ubudala xa Iimfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Impindezelo yeSith hit theatre kunye nexesha eliphambili lokuba sithandane noHayden Christensen kunye no-Ewan McGregor. Ke ihlobo lonke, ndibukele le bhanyabhanya kaninzi-kwaye ndaphinda ndaphinda ndayeka kwindawo apho ibetheleleke khona engqondweni yam kangangokuba ndinokucaphula yonke imovie kwimemori. Andinantloni ngale nto.

Nokuba iyakhwaza NDIZISE UXOLO, INKULULEKO, UBULUNGISA, KUNYE NOKHUSELEKO KUMBUSO WAM OMTSHA kwaye ndiyilandele ngobo Bukhosi BAKHO BUSHA? ANAKIN, UTYALA LWAM LUYA KWIRIPHABHLIKI. UKUYA kuDemokhrasi, okanye ukulila malunga nobudlelwane phakathi kuka-Anakin no-Obi-Wan owatshatyalaliswa kukutsala kwakhe kwicala elimnyama, kukho into malunga nale movie eyona nto ihamba phambili kwi-prequels kwaye mhlawumbi enye yezona zilungileyo Idabi leenkwenkwezi Iimuvi ngokubanzi.

Ke namhlanje, masiyibhiyozele nangayiphi na indlela oyifunayo. Kum, bendiyithanda le movie kuba ndiyintombazana ekwishumi elivisayo. Ndomelele ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndiyivume loo nto. Ukunyaniseka, yindlela endisayithanda ngayo kakhulu Idabi leenkwenkwezi . Ndifuna ukutshata noDin Djarin ukusuka UMandalorian , ukubeka nje imeko yakho. Ke xa mna nabahlobo bam safumanisa uHayden Christensen kunye no-Ewan McGregor, umama wam wavumela indawo yemidlalo yeqonga ukuba indigcinele ikhefu lasehlotyeni.

Kodwa, ukufumana i-nerdy umzuzwana, Impindezelo yeSith sisandulela esihle sedabi esilibona kulo Ithemba elitsha . U-Anakin no-Obi-Wan ngokuyintloko lusapho kwaye ukungcatshwa okwenzeka ngo-Anakin ukuya eMnyama ngenxa yePalpatine yinto esiphoswa kuyo Ithemba elitsha, Kwaye oku kuthi ekugqibeleni sabona ukuba ubudlelwane babo buwe njani.

Ngokuqinisekileyo, yonke imovie ikhoyo kwaye intle. (Mhlawumbi hayi u-Anakin ubulala abantwana abancinci ngelixa u-Grogu efana nokufihla kwindawo ethile kodwa uyayifumana ingongoma yam.) Kodwa umzuzu othatha ngokwenene Impindezelo yeSith kwinqanaba elilandelayo yimfazwe yokugqibela phakathi kweJedi ezimbini.

Ubungumzalwana wam, Anakin, uya kuhlala ngonaphakade engqondweni yam kwaye andazi ukuba ndingaze ndibukele le movie kwaye hayi caphula umlo wokugqibela kodwa uthanda… ungandigxeka? Igqibelele. Sonke siqala ukuyicaphula kwaye siqhubeke kwaye sihamba kuba u-Ewan McGregor noHayden Christensen basishiye ngobuhlobo obuhlala buhleli kunye nobudlelwane esibuthandayo ukubuyela amaxesha ngamaxesha.

Enkosi kakhulu, Impindezelo yeSith . Ndikubone amaxesha amaninzi kakhulu. Ndingakucaphula, ndiyakuthanda, kwaye sesona sizathu andinakuyeka ukucinga ngaso UObi-Wan Kenobi kunye nokudibana kwakhona kukaEwan McGregor noHayden Christensen.

Ngapha koko, enkosi ngale nto.

I-Anakin Skywalker i-shirtless kwiMpindezelo yeSith

(Lucasfilm)

(umfanekiso: Lucasfilm)

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