NgoSeptemba ophelileyo siye samiswa ukuba sixele ukuba i-thrash yesinyithi i-GWAR yongeze uKim Dylla njenge-vocalist entsha kunye nelungu lokuqala labasetyhini kwiminyaka eyi-14; kodwa ngelishwa, ezona ndlela zibekiweyo zeempuku kunye neentloko zentsimbi zihlala zihamba ngendlela.
Kwinqanaba lakhe njenge-buxom scumdog Vulvatron, u-Dylla wasebenzisa i-geyser-amabele akhe amakhulu ukuba enze indlela ye-mayhem yeentlobo zeentlobo zabasetyhini ngexesha lokhenketho lwamva nje lweqela, ukufumana indumiso kubagxeki abanjengoKim Kelly Ukuzibuza Isandi Ngubani otyibilikayo ukuba Vulvatron ithatha indima enkulu. Akayontombi yamntu, okanye iqela okanye umdanisi wasemva; UVulvatron nguye ophetheyo. Uba sisilo endaweni yenkosazana, kwaye oko kubaluleke kakhulu kumantombazana amancinci aqala ukuphonononga ubunzima bentsimbi.
Kodwa kwifayile ye- Iposi kuFacebook izolo , IGWAR ibhale:
I-GWAR, ibhendi yenkulumbuso ye-rock rock, namhlanje ibhengeze ukuba uKim Dylla ukhululwe kwiqela ngokuthe ngqo emva kokuwa kuka-2014 GWAR ongunaphakade, kwaye akasayi kuphinda enze neqela. UDylla wadlala umlingiswa weVulvatron, i-buxom Scumdog evela kwikamva elikude, kwikhenketho lokugqibela lesizwe. Eli qela lafumana umatshini wokushicilela xa kwakuxelwe ngempazamo ukuba uDylla, kwindima kaVulvatron wayeyimvumi entsha ekhokelayo kwiqela. U-Brent Purgason, ikhoboka le-intergalactic barbarian esandula kutshitshiswa, uPustulus Maximus, wayenokuthi; UKim wenze umsebenzi omkhulu, kodwa sasifuna ukuya kwicala elahlukileyo kunye nomlinganiswa weVulvatron. Uya kubona ngakumbi ngakumbi iVulvatron kwixa elizayo, ingaboniswa nje nguKim. Akukho mntu uzimiseleyo, akukho acrimony, kwaye akukho drama. Siyayihlonipha italente kaKim ngaphandle kokubuza, ayisiyiyo le nto besiyifuna kumlinganiswa.
NgokukaDylla , iposti yayizolo wayeyivile ngokushiya kwakhe iqela:
Kuhle kakhulu xa ufumanisa izinto ezibalulekileyo kubantu ocinga ukuba ngabahlobo bakho kwizithuba kwi-intanethi kunye nemiyalezo evela kubantu ongabaziyo. Kukho into ebizwa ngentlonipho esisiseko engekhoyo kuloo ndlela yonxibelelwano. Oko kutshiwo, ngoku ndikhangela i-gig entsha yezwi enebhendi yesinyithi enzulu ethanda ukutyelela iesile labo. Ayinamsebenzi ukuba loluphi uhlobo kodwa akukho bs undoqo, akukho ntsimbi ye symphonic. Kuya kufuneka ubenengqele yedudes kwaye usezantsi ngotywala bokusela i-hellraisers. Akufanele usongelwe ngabafazi abomeleleyo, akukho mdlalo weqonga. Indawo ayibalulekanga.
Nangona intelekelelo malunga nantoni ngokwenene Okwenzekileyo phakathi kukaDylla kunye naboogxa bakhe baqhubeka nokuqhuba gwenxa kwi-fandom ye-GWAR (ekhuthazwa ngu iposti esele icinyiwe ngoku apho umdlali wekatala okhokelayo uPustulus Maximus etyhola uDylla ngokusela kakhulu kwaye engabahloniphi abalandeli), kuyaqinisekisa ukuba eli qela lizimisele ukusebenza ngokubhekisele kwisini ngokugcina ubuncinci iVulvatron njengenxalenye yomgca wabo.
Okwangoku, u-Dylla akufuneki abe nangxaki yokufumana abavavanyi besihogo kunye nabafazi abomeleleyo ukuba badibane nabo. * khohlela khohlo * jonga icandelo lamagqabantshintshi e-TMS * isikhohlela *
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