Ukungena Phantsi Kokugubungela Nabaphuli-mthetho Ngokwesini

Izaphuli-mthetho zesini yayintle kakhulu wonke umntu IiComics ezigqwesileyo zoluhlu luka-2014. Ngaba igqibelele? Hayi, kuba ayizizo iibuns zikaChris Evans. Ngaba kufanelekile ukuba ungene ngaphakathi? Ewe, kakhulu njengeebhanti zikaChris Evans, kunjalo. NguMat Fraction kunye noChip Zdarsky, ababhali abaqhelekileyo benza into eyahlukileyo eyahlukileyo kwiicomics. Yintsomi apho amagunya amakhulu aqhele kakhulu kubantu abadala-kuba amandla awo avela kwi-orgasms. Musa ukulindela okuninzi ngendlela yokuzisa apha, nangona kunjalo; isini esibonisiweyo asiyiyo ifilimu efanelekileyo, kwaye ayiyiyo ngqo. Inencasa kwaye inzima, ayinantsingiselo kwaye ibalulekile, iyenzakalisa kwaye inika amandla. Yabelana ngesondo njengoko injalo: inzima.

Ukuba khange ufunde Izaphuli-mthetho zesini , ungawuthabatha uMqulu 1 kwaye uzame ukufumana izandla zakho kwimiba # 6-10. Ukuba loo nto ininzi kakhulu kuwe, siyaqonda-ke sikwenzele le primer encinci ikhawulezayo. Eli nqaku alinakukwenza ngokupheleleyo yonakalisa Izaphuli-mthetho zesini , kodwa iya kusasazeka ngokubanzi (heh) uninzi lweziyolo eziyimfihlo zencwadi (heh heh). Ndiyakuthembisa uninzi lwezesondo ngakumbi ngaphambili-inqaku alizukubakho nzima ukufunda, kwaye kuya kugqitywa kwisithuba semizuzu esixhenxe. Wink wink nudge nudge.

Enye yeekhomikhi zokuqala endakha ndazifunda yayinjalo Omaha Umdanisi wekati , umdlalo ohlekisayo kunye nezopolitiko owaqala ngo-1984. Ndinembali engamanyala nezihlekisayo ezihlekisayo, kodwa masisondele phambi kokuba kubuzwe imibuzo. Ukuqala kwam ukuva malunga I-SC , Ndizifumene ndikhangele phambili ekufundeni uMat ndaye ndahlaba iingono zam kwiqonga leqonga leqonga lamva nje. Ngokwesiqhelo ndilinda amaphepha orhwebo, kodwa ndathenga imiba ye I-SC ngelixa i-inki yayikhazimla kwaye imanzi ukusuka kumfanekiso.

Ndathandana kwangoko I-SC Abadlali abaphambili ababini, uSuze noJon. Bobabini baneetalente ezingaqhelekanga ezingumbindi wesiseko: xa besenza i-orgasm, ixesha liyayeka, kwaye bangena koko uSuze akubiza ngokuba kukuthula. Ndifanele ngokwenene ukuthi ixesha liyekile bona, njengoko banokuhamba bobabini ngelixa yonke enye into ingumkhenkce. Oku kuyabavumela ukuba bafunde incwadi, bathathe uhambo ngaphandle beze, babe nendawo yakho okanye, uyazi… ukuphanga ibhanki . Ixesha lihlala limisiwe okoko i-orgasm-er ingekakulungeli ukujikeleza isibini. Nje ukuba babe, bayaphuma kuXolo kunye nehlabathi libuyela esiqhelweni kwakhona.

Njengamahlaya SC, Uhlobo luhamba. Ndiyivile ibizwa ngokuba yi-erotica, kodwa kuya kufuneka ndingavumi; i-erotica yile isini . Isini kwi Izaphuli-mthetho zesini yindlela esebenzayo ukuya kwisiphelo esisigxina. (Khumbula, bafundi, ngokungafaniyo noSuze noJon, isondo akufuneki ukuba sibe malunga neenjongo zokuba zilungile. Kananjalo akufuneki ukuba libambe ixesha.) I-SC Kananjalo ayisiyiyo into endinokuyibiza ukuba icacile; Uza kubona ii-boobs kwaye ngamanye amaxesha iesile okanye ezimbini, kodwa ekuphela kwendoda efihliweyo emva kokukhanya. Ukwabelana ngesondo kuhlambulukile, isitayela saseHollywood, kwaye awufumani ukungena kwezinto ezenzekayo. Ke ukuba oku ayikho incwadi ehlekisayo, emva koko yintoni le deuce?

Izaphuli-mthetho zesini Ngokwenyani ngumxube ontsonkothileyo, kodwa ubukhulu becala uburharha, kunye neentsini zokwenene ezihlekisayo. Kukuzazi nokuziphula kodonga lwesine; khupha enye ivule uSuze ethetha ngqo nomfundi kwaye eqhula kude. Ngokukhawuleza, nangona kunjalo, ibali ligubungela uSuze efumanisa italente yakhe, kunye nendlela eyaba yindawo yokubalekela kubomi bakhe bokwehla ekhaya. Abalinganiswa abaphambili kwi I-SC zintsonkothe ​​kakuhle; Ibali likaSuze elibalekayo lisuka kumzabalazo wakhe wokuqala wokufunda malunga nokwabelana ngesondo, ukuhamba ngesondo kwabantu abadala, kwaye lonke elixesha uzama ukugcina ilayibrari yakhe ayithandayo. I-SC , ngaphezulu, ibali malunga neheist kunye nokuziphindezela; kodwa, ngaphezulu koko, imalunga nokufunda ngathi njengezidalwa zesini, kunye nokufumanisa inkululeko yesini kunye neyentlalo. Imalunga nolawulo lwenkululeko kunye nenkululeko, njengoko abalinganiswa bebanazo kwaye befunda kwiimpazamo zabo zangaphambili, ngelixa abanye bezama ukuzigcina emgceni.

Oku kusesehlekisayo, nangona, kwaye I-SC inokufundwa njengebali le-superhero, igcwaliswe nge-egos eguqulweyo, ii-villains ezixabisekileyo, kunye netekhnoloji ephezulu (njengeCumpass, isixhobo esityhila indawo yabantu abenza i-orgasm kwi-The Quiet). Amandla amakhulu, ubuncinci ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, anqunyelwe kwi-orgasms, isikhundla sentlalo kunye nemali. USuze noJon bazulazula kweli hlabathi ngazo zonke izakhono zobuntombi obufaka ikhondom, kwaye bathambekele ekuphambaneni neziganeko ngaphandle kwesicwangciso sexesha elide.

Ngelinge lokugcina ithala leencwadi likaSuze, uJon uthi mabaphange ibhanki ayisebenzelayo. Umntu ohlala naye eSuze uRachel uyaliva icebo labo kwaye uzama ukunxibelelana namapolisa - kodwa endaweni yoko uqhakamshelana nentloko ye Amapolisa ezesondo . Amathathu amaPolisa oSondo ngoogwenxa, abagcini abazimeleyo be-The Quiet, kwaye basebenzise uhlobo lwabo lobulungisa kuye nabani na owenza oko akuchaza njengolwaphulo-mthetho ngelixa e-The Quiet. Amapolisa ezesondo (akhokelwa ngumntu obhinqileyo owaziwa njengoKegel Face) azame ukulumkisa abo baphambili kuthi, kodwa uSuze noJon bayaphanga ebhankini, kwaye babanjwe ngala mapolisa azimeleyo. Abalinganiswa bethu abaphambili bayabaleka ekubanjweni ngengozi elinye lamaPolisa oSondo, ebangela ukuba aphume kuThule. Kwaye ke iphela Izaphuli-mthetho Zokwabelana Ngesondo ’ iarc yokuqala.

Ibali lesibini le-arc liqala ngokukhutshwa # 6, eya kuthi ibe sisiqalo seVolumu yesibini. Ngeli xesha, sijolise ngakumbi kuJon. Unokuba yingxaki ngakumbi kunoSuze, kwaye I-SC iba mnyama kancinci xa uJon ethatha ingxelo. Omncinci uJon wayenomlutha ophulula amalungu esini, owawukhokelela kwixesha elininzi kwi-The Quiet (okanye cumworld, njengoko wayeyibiza njalo). Njengomntu omdala unezigulo ezahlukeneyo zengqondo, kubandakanya i-ADHD kunye nokuphikiswa kokuchasana nokuphazamiseka. UJon, nangona kunjalo, akafuni ukuthatha amayeza ukuze anyibilikise ezi ngxaki-kuba iimeds ziyayomisa yonke enye into, nayo. Kumayeza akhe, uJon akabuva ubomi, kwaye yonke into iba ngumgama kuye, kwaye usebenzisa oku njengendawo yokuphelisa ubudlelwane bakhe bokugqibela

Njengokuba engekho kwi-meds yakhe, uxinzelelo lweemvakalelo oluvela kwi-heist, amaPolisa oSondo kunye nobudlelwane bakhe obutsha bangela ukuba uJon aphathwe yiparanoia kunye nemania. Impilo yengqondo sisihloko esinzulu, kodwa ayiboniswanga ngaphandle kokuhlekisa I-SC , njengoko uJon ephindezela kumqeshi wakhe ngokufaka isityalo sakhe embizeni yonke imihla. Ewe, lumkiswa, le comic inokudlala umdlalo kunye nezityalo. I-SC inokungena nzulu (heh), kodwa ikwahlekisa ngokwenyani, bendikuthanda kakhulu ukungasebenzi kukaSuze kweQueen's 'Fat Bottomed Girls'; njengabadlali abaphambili bakaMat, iziqhulo ziyaqhubeka zisiza.

USuze noJon bohlukene, njengoko bezama ukujongana nobudlelwane babo obuzayo ngaphezulu kweengxaki zamapolisa ezesondo kunye nethala leencwadi lingqina kakhulu. Ngumququ wokugqibela kuJon, ojijisana namaPolisa oSondo kwaye ebe ulwazi oluninzi ababelugcinile kwintolongo yabo yesini. Emva kwekhefu elifutshane kubudlelwane babo, uJon noSuze bafumanisa ukuba baninzi abanye abantu abanokungena ngokuthula-kwaye baqala ukufuna aba bantu.

Izikhalazo zam malunga I-SC zincinci zincinci, kwaye akukho nto yokubeka umntu. Ubugcisa buyahluka kancinci kumgangatho, njengokonakala kokuqala onakho neqabane kwelinye icala lesiphelo kulonwabo lokufezekisa ii-O ezininzi kwelinye. Imbonakalo yobuso eyenziwa ngomnye umntu waseCanada Chip Zdarsky kufuneka ichongelwe udumo oluthile; ziyamangalisa nje. Iziphumo ezinemibala yecompyuter ecacisa i-Quiet inokuba yinto enzima, kodwa ngethamsanqa ayiphazamisi kakhulu.

I-SC yenza, nangona kunjalo, unengxaki yokunqongophala kweyantlukwano. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, banelungelo kuphela, abantu abamhlophe abathe ngqo benza umsebenzi oxwesileyo. Kukho ukunqwala okuncinci kuJon ukuzama omnye umntu, kodwa xa iyonke, I-SC i-heteronormative kakhulu. Ndingathanda ukubona abadlali abahlukeneyo besenza izinto ezahlukeneyo njengoko ibali liqhubela phambili. Ndinethemba lokuba ngumlingiswa uRichard Rainbow, ke ndiyathemba ukuba akazukuphela. Ndiyaqonda ukuba ibali ligxile kuSuzee noJon, kodwa indawo yokuphucula ikhona ngokuqinisekileyo.

Nokuba kunjalo, hamba uyokuthenga i-Issue # 10 ye Abaphuli-mthetho bezesondo, ngoku ukuba nonke nibanjwe. Kukufumana amabhaso kunye nokwamkelwa ngesizathu esivakalayo.

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