Wakhe wafuna ukufunda ukuba uthi kanjani Umama wakho uyi-hamster kwaye utata wakho unuka i-elderberries kwi-Low Valyrian? Ewe, ke siyathemba ukuba ubuqwalasele kakhulu intshatsheli yeMeereneese ukusuka esiphelweni Imidlalo yeethrone Isiqendu 3, Breaker of Chains. Ngokutsho komboniso weelwimi uDavid Peterson, yiloo nto awayeyithetha.
UPeterson, owadala ubuncinci amagama angama-5 000 kulo mboniso eDothraki, Valyrian ePhakamileyo, kunye neziyelelane ezisezantsi zeValyrian, uxelele ibali elipheleleyo ngexesha lodliwanondlebe kunye Ukwenziwa kwe Imidlalo yeethrone iwebhusayithi :
Kukho indawo apho umgibeli waseMeereenese ecela umngeni kwiintshatsheli zeDaenerys. Uyakhwaza kwaye uNathalie Emmanuel [Missandei] uguqulela - kodwa akuguquleli le nto ayithethayo. Ngokwenyani uthetha uguqulelo olusezantsi lweValyrian lwezithuko zomfo waseFrance 'eMonte Python nakwiGrail Engcwele.'
Nanku umcimbi, sicinga (uMissandei akaguquleli ngokwenyani, ngelishwa):
Kuyabonakala ukuba abanye abalandeli babenomdla ngokwaneleyo ukuba bathathe igama elithi Mhysa, elithetha umama, babuza uPeterson malunga nalo emva kwesiqendu. Ndifumana ii-tweets ezinje, Ngaba uthi yintsini 'yomama wakho'? uthe. Vala… Kodwa hayi, eneneni uqala ngale, 'Unyoko yinyama.'
Yeyiphi, eneneni? Ubukho bezi ntonga ezithandekayo kwihlabathi Imidlalo yeethrone ayisiyiyo yonke into engaqhelekanga xa ucinga ukuba i-hamster yakho esemgangathweni yeyabemi base Mbindi Mpuma nakuMbindi weAsia, ikakhulu Siriya kwaye Rhashiya . Ke ngokuqinisekileyo babeza kubonakala eMeereen, kuzo zonke iindawo. AsingoPeterson noDan Weiss kuphela abasenze sahleka kunye namaqanda abo eIsta amahle, emva koko, kodwa bengaqondanga basinike umbono obanzi ngokunxaxha kwezilwanyana kwizwekazi lase-Essosi. Ngapha koko, ufuna ukubheja kangakanani kwenye yezindlu zaseGhiscari ezintle ezinehamster kwisigil? C'mon, kuya kufuneka kubekho umntu omnye okungenani. Okanye… kulungile, phaya uyenzile. Ahem.
Ixesha elide Ingoma ye-Ice noMlilo abalandeli abangaqhelekanga IMonty Python kunye neGrail eNgcwele izikhombisi, ngendlela. Kukwakho nenye ecacileyo kwisahluko se- Umdaniso neeDragons , ibekwe apho nguGeorge RR Martin ngokwakhe:
Kwimeko apho ungeke ukwazi ukufunda isicatshulwa, Iibhontshisi zithetha nge-Unsullied: Le ndlovukazi yenamba ifumene eyona nto, uhlobo olungaphuliyo nolubaleka xa usiya kwicala labo ngokubanzi. Kubonakala ngathi ingxoxo yeFrench Knight ibonakala ilandela uKhaleesi wethu othandekayo ngeenxa zonke, akunjalo? Ubuncinci akukho namnye owakha wasongela ngokwenza ii-castanet ngaphandle kwamasende akhe nabani na ebusweni bakhe, siyakrokrela, kuba uninzi lomkhosi wakhe awunazo. Womp womp.
(nge Gawker, umfanekiso ngeHBO)
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