Wamkelekile kuthi Imidlalo yeethrone khumbula kumbukeli ongazifundanga iincwadi. Yonwabela uthando kunye ne-snark.
Yhu! Kule veki, kwenzeke into eyothusayo Imidlalo yeethrone . Ihashe likaKhal Drogo LIYAFA! Oh hayi! Sonke siyekile ukubukela lo mboniso ngoku.
I-Cello, ii-cogs, iimephu ze-RPG, masenze le nto.
Siqala ngokuphefumla okuphelelweyo kumnyama mnyama. Le ntolongo inika iiseli zesibhakabhaka ukuba zibalekele imali yazo kwiindawo zokuhlala ezothusayo. UVarys uza kuNed kwaye umnika amanzi, kunye necala lokuhleba kwimicimbi yangoku. Unomdla-0f-inyani malunga nokuthena kwakhe (iVarys, hayi iNed), endiyifumanisa ihlekisa ngokungaqondakaliyo. Uxelela uNed ukuba uyi-Master of Whispers, endicinga ukuba sisivumelwano esihle ngakumbi kune-Master of the Coin okanye nantoni na uCarcetti ebambelele kuyo, kodwa ikwenza ukuba ndicinge ngayo le .
UNed usaqhubeka malunga nokuba uStannis uyindlalifa yokwenyani. Yinike ukuphumla: I-Varys mhlawumbi ngumntu wokugqibela okhathalele oku. UVarys uthi ukuba uNed uyavuma, angaya kuchitha ezinye iintsuku zakhe noJon phezulu eMantla. UNed uyathanda, kwimeko enjalo, ndibulale ngoku. Ngokwenyani, into ayithethayo ndilijoni. Ndafunda indlela yokufa kudala. Lowo ngumgca obalaseleyo kwelinye icala, kodwa kwelinye icala uthetha ngantoni.
Ngapha koko, lo mbono sisiseko sokubonisa nje, ukuphindaphinda kwabo basijoyina kwi-PENULTIMATE EPISODE. Ubuphi?!
UThonon udubula intaka ephethe umyalezo oya kumzukulwana othile womfo wokuzalwa kwakhe. Ukuhamba kakhulu, Theon. Uya kuhlawula unyango lwakhe kuwe iminyaka. Nokuba uRobb ukhathazekile. Ubuza into malunga nokuba kuya kuba lixesha elingakanani ngaphambi kokuba bathathe intloko kaNed. Owu, ndingayinika enye imizuzu engama-40ish ISIPHELO SOKUPHILA.
Ke, yenza iyelenqe IMacGuffin : amajoni kufuneka awele ibhulorho kwaye umntu omdala # 453 ukhupha umrhumo kuqala. UCatelyn uya kuthetha naye buqu. Le ndoda ayisiyonto intle kangaka? Khawufane ucinge umnqamlezo phakathi Quagmire kwaye IArgus Filch . Ukungathandeki, ndiyazi. Unomntwana oneminyaka eli-15 ubudala ongenaluhlu ehleli ethangeni lakhe ngalo lonke ixesha eqokelela eCatelyn, kwaye emva kokuba egxothe wonke umntu kwigumbi letrone, uxelela uCatelyn ukuba ubusi bakhe bobam bonke. Ewe.
I-ellipsis, emva koko uCatelyn ubuyile ngebhulorho ekhuselekileyo. Uhlobo lomntu wonke lokulinda izembe ukuba liwe, kwaye uyawa: UArya kufuneka atshate omnye woonyana bakaQuagmire, kwaye uRobb kufuneka atshate enye yeentombi zakhe. U-Arya uhleka ukusuka kwiikhilomitha, kodwa ubuso bukaRobb abuyonto ngaphandle kwamatye njengoko ebuza ngobuhle babasetyhini ababandakanyekayo. UCatelyn akathembisi kwanto. URobb wayeka ngokurhoxa.
Omnye umntu omdala, ngokwenyani andinakukhathalela kancinci ukuba bayala ukwahlula abalinganiswa ngokwaneleyo, ungandithumeli imeyile, unika uJon isabile. Ngokucacileyo sisivumelwano esikhulu, ukugweba ngokudibana kwesweon. Ndibona uhlobo lwesiphatho esinexabiso eliphantsi, esikhangeleka kitschy kunye nokuhlikihla amagxa. Ndiyaqonda ukuba le Ndoda indala ngutata kaJorah, kwaye andikasiqondi ukuba kutheni kuzo zonke izinto ebukumkanini, ukuthengisa amakhoboka yeyona nto yamhlazisa uJorah yamenza washiya iWesteros. Uh, amaWesteron? Nonke niyoyikeka, ngoko musani ukuphosa amatye amabi kwizindlu ezoyikekayo.
USamwise wazisa uJon ukuba umntakwabo nguAlexander omkhulu-indlela yakhe eya eKing's Landing, kwaye uJon ufana noXolo. OMNYE umdala umdala uqala ukuhlukumeza uJon malunga nokuhlala kunye nokufezekisa imisebenzi yakhe, kwaye kuyacaca ukuba noJon akakwazi ukugcina aba bantu bethe ngqo, kuba umbuza ukuba ungubani. Kuvela ukuba uyiTargaryen efihliweyo, ongazange ashiye noDonga xa kwakuxhelwa usapho lwakhe. Ingaba… le nto kufanelekile ukuba yinto elungileyo, enesidima? Ngokuqinisekileyo.
Nangona kunjalo, khange babulale yonke usapho lwalomfo, kwaye njengobungqina obubi, nanku uDany ngoku. Khal's isilonda senyama uyambetha, kakubi ngokwaneleyo ukuba awe kwihashe lakhe. I-Dothraki inyanisekile malunga noku, kuba uKhal ongakwaziyo ukukhwela akanguye uKhal kwaphela. Yeyiphi, kulungile. Ngaba akukho namnye kubo owakha wafumana umkhuhlane? Akunyanzelekanga ukuba ube srs malunga nokugibela ihashe ngalo lonke ixesha. Nangona, ndiyifumanisa ikrokrela kakhulu ukuba isilonda esincinci sikaKhal siyambulala. Ngaba eli nenekazi liphilisayo ligusha eliphilisayo? (Izivakalisi andizange ndicinge ukuba ndiza kubhala!) Lixesha kuphela eliza kuxela.
U-Tyrion ufumanisa kuyise ukuba yena kunye ne-savages baya kuba ngaphambili emgceni kwidabi elizayo. Ukutshutshiswa kuyathandeka njengoko ekhalaza kakhulu malunga nethuba lokusinda. Ngokwam ndikufumanisa kuyinto ehlekisayo ukuba uTywin angahamba imigama emide ukuze asindise unyana wakhe ekuvalelweni kukaCatelyn kuphela ukuze ambeke kwisikhundla semikhosi esingathandabuzekiyo. Ngokucacileyo, abagqatswa boTata oBalaseleyo weWesteros baquka indawo enokhuphiswano olukhulu.
Ubhuti kaTyrion uyahamba uyeba isifebe se-imp. Xa uTyrion ebuza ukuba ubiwe ngubani, lo bhuti unyusa amagxa. Ndiyamthanda ngakumbi sele. Unongogo umhlutha kancinci, kodwa ekugqibeleni uhlawulwe ngomsebenzi wakhe kwaye udibana nesabelo se-boob kwesi siqendu. Sinamatyala okulingana kwamadoda ukuya kubunqunu babasetyhini, ngompu omde. Izikhuselo zepenisi zilambatha ngelishwa, kuphela ziiyunithi zeTheon kunye neHodor ezihlala kwiikona zothuli. Hayi, yeha.
Buyela kuDany, ongapheliyo irekhodi elaphukileyo le episode. NdinguKhaleesi. Gcina iDrogo. Iidragons. Yiyo yonke isiqephu sakhe. Okwesibini ku-Khal ophetheyo kufana, xa esifa, awuyiyo inkokeli yethu. Luphi: kufanelekile ngokwaneleyo, akunjalo? Olu luntu alwakhiwanga kumagazi, kwaye uJorah uyangqina kakhulu. Kwaye nokuba bekungenjalo, ubengukumkanikazi wabo ixesha elifutshane kakhulu, ungowasemzini, kwaye iDothraki ayibahloniphi ncam abasetyhini abaphetheyo. Yeyiphi inxenye yale meko eyenza ukuba uDany acinge ukuba makahlale endaweni yokuba abaleke ngokukhawuleza, andinakukuxelela. Ungumntwana osileyo kakhulu.
Ke, ufumana inenekazi legusha ukuba liphilise uDrogo, kwaye ambuze ukuba unamaqhinga omlingo okumsindisa. Igqwirha lilonke, ngokuqinisekileyo, ndiza kukuthengisela ibhulorho eBrooklyn. Ukunyaniseka, unika uDany umjikelo womoya: ngumlingo wegazi, ungcolile, bubomi bobomi. Uthi, hayi ubomi bukaDany, kodwa andicingi ukuba uthetha ubomi behashe likaKhal, nokuba. Ndinemvakalelo yokuba ngumntwana ogwetyelweyo. I-Miiiiiight ifumene ukushicilelwa okuhle ngokubhaliweyo ngaphambi kokuba isayine kude, uDany. Kodwa kwakhona: nokuba yayilihashe nje, uDany ngokwenene ayiziboni iindlela zokubulala i-Warrior Stallion's… stallion, kwinkcubeko yaseDothraki? Kulungile.
UDany uyayishiya intente kwaye ajongane ngokuchasene nowesibini ophetheyo, othe ubuncinci wabelana noluvo noJorah ukuba uyaphambana. Lo mfo ufuna ukungena ententeni? Eyiphi? Kukho itoni yokoyikisa ihashe / ukukhala kweedemon okuphuma kuyo, ke mna ngokobuqu ndiza kuhlala kude. UJorah uyambulala. Emva koko uDany waya kusebenza, ke uJorah uhamba waya kungena ententeni kunye noDany, owathi: wabulala umntu ngokuzama ukungena phaya, emva koko wangena kuye. Ziqhelise oko ukushumayelayo, mnumzana.
Ukutshutshiswa kunyanzeliswa ngabahlobo bakhe basela ekholejini, kwaye luhlobo lwamagreyithi esi siqendu. Akafuni ukudlala nayiphi na imidlalo yomzimba- akukho midlalo yomlilo, akukho midlalo yemela, kwaye ndiluhlobo naye kuloo nto. Ingayenza i-epigraph enkulu yelitye, nangona kunjalo. Ufuna ukudlala uhlobo oluthile lwe-Andikaze, nangona kunjalo, kwaye wenza kakuhle ukuqikelela ibali lobomi lobhuti wakhe. Xa eguqukela kwihenyukazi, nangona kunjalo, uye wasilela kakubi. Unombala okrelekrele kakhulu esweni lakhe, kwaye iimbungu ibali lomtshato omfutshane kaTyrion aphuma kuye. Uyazisizela ngaphambi kokuba axele, yeyiphi: nyani? Uza kuxelela iruffian eqinisekisiweyo kunye nehenyukazi ukuba ubomi bakho bunzima? Ilungelo lakho lesaphulelo, jonga.
Njengoko bekulindelwe, uTyrion ubalisa ibali elincinanana ngokwemigangatho ye-Westeros malunga nendlela uJamie amkhohlise ngayo ukuba atshate ihenyukazi elalizenza intombazana ephantse yadlwengulwa ekubandezelekeni, emva koko walala nomkhosi wonke ngokomyalelo kayise. Ndiyathetha, yikes, kodwa ukhe wadibana notata wakho kunye nomntakwenu?
Unongogo uphumelela uthando lwam olungapheliyo ngokuxelela uTyrion ukuba usisidenge ekumele ukuba wazi ngcono. Akukho mfazi uphantse wadlwengulwa uya kulala nenye indoda emva kweeyure ezimbini. ISWOON, A +, SIZA KUJONGA KWAKHONA. Ubudenge bakhe bubonakala bumguqula, nangona kunjalo, umhlobo kaTyrion uthatha isimilo sakhe kwaye emxelela ukuba abeke iikawusi emnyango ngaphambi kokuba axhume amantshontsho, ndoda.
Ngentsasa elandelayo, iTyrion inika abantu abakhohlakeleyo intetho encinci malunga nokuyisongela elutshabeni. Hayi. Ayikho iBraveheart, kodwa iya kuyenza. Ungena kumlo kwaye kwangoko uyankqonkqozwa, nto leyo icace gca ekungabikho kohlahlo-lwabiwo mali lwababonisi ukubonisa imiboniso emikhulu yokulwa kangangokuba ndiphantse ndayihlonipha. Oko kuthetha ntoni, nangona kunjalo, kukuba okwenzekayo ngexesha lomlo kunye neQhinga leMfazwe kuko konke akucacanga kwaye kufuneka kupelwe kuthi. Ngokusisiseko, uRobb wajika umkhosi wakhe waba ngamaqela amabini, ama-2 000 ahlasela iTyrion & co., Kunye nama-18,000 ahlasela uJamie & co. Bekufanele ukuba ubuncinci babonakalise ukubanjwa kukaJamie, kuba xa efika kwinkampu yaseRobb (emva kokudibana kwakhona okuhle phakathi kukaCatelyn nonyana), yinto nje engekhoyo.
KODWA WAMKELEKILE NGAPHANDLE. IJamie egutyungelwe ligazi kunye nokungcola ayikhanyisi kangako, iyavela. UJamie uzama ukwenza ukuba idabi lize kuye nomntu kunye noRobb, loluphi uhlobo lwesivumelwano soxolo endingazange ndeva ngalo? Ndicinga ukuba iyahambelana: mandibe neli qhawe lomlo wakho wokuthatha isigqibo senkundla yam. AbakwaLannisters ngokuqinisekileyo bayile ngobulungisa babo. Kodwa akukho dice.
UArya ngokusisiseko nguAladdin ngoku, weba iipie zenyama ezitalatweni kunye nokutya amahobe ahlaza kunye nezinye izinto ezihlekisayo. Emva koko ubaleka ukuya kukatswa kukaNed esidlangalaleni, okuhamba kakuhle ekuqaleni. Uyavuma emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ngokuginya imbeko yakhe ehlonitshwayo kwi-justtttt ngexesha elingalunganga. Ukusukela, uJoffrey uyisifo sengqondo, kwaye uyalela ukuba abulawe. Nditsho neCersei ifana, a . UJoffrey ufana nantoni, uphambene? I-Sansa iyafa isiqaqa, u-Arya ubanjwe esifubeni sika-Ned's minion ukunqanda ukubona ukwenziwa, uNed ujonge esihlweleni, emva koko wasika emnyama ekuphefumlweni kuka-Arya - isandi esihle sokubuyela kwindawo yokuqala yesi siqendu. LALA KAKUHLE. Ned, uyaphazamisa indlela yakho eya ezulwini kunye neyona ngelosi ilungileyo ngoku.
Owona mbono wenziwe kakuhle kakhulu, ngendlela, ngokuqinisekileyo yeyona mizuzu mihlanu ilungileyo yalo mboniso wakhe wabonisa. Yayiyifilimu emfutshane ngokwayo; Ukuhambahamba kunye nokusika kukhawulezile njengoko imeko yayiqhubeka de kube kuvuthondaba olungenakuphepheka kunye nokusonga kancinci. Yadutyulwa kakuhle, ukusuka kwindawo ebanzi ye-Arya kumfanekiso oqingqiweyo ukuya kufutshane no-Ned ngokuthe ngcembe eyiqonda impazamo yakhe. Lilonke, indlela efanelekileyo yokuphuma kwiNdlu Stark.
Ngoku, ngokubhekisele kwi-fracas encinci ebangelwe kukubulala umlingiswa ophambili kwisizini yokuqala-ndonwabile ukuba bayenzile, yintoni le, imovie yeDisney? Utshintsho olusuka kwincwadi luye kumabonakude olufunekayo ukuze kugcinwe uNed ejikeleze ngeyona nto ibalulekileyo kwaye ingamkelekanga. Kwakhona, ligwala. Abavelisi baphosa umboniso nge-caatat yokuba uNed kuya kufuneka afe, kwaye kulungile ukuba bahamba nayo-ngokuchasene nemeko UCharlie ivuliwe Ilahlekile , obefanele ukuba abhubhe kwisizini yokuqala emva koko agqibe ukusweleka amashumi amabini ananye amaxesha emva kwexesha xa umvuzo omangalisayo wawungekho.
Kwaye kukho into malunga noSean Bean yeyona nto ibalulekileyo yokuzoba apha? Andiqondi ncam. USean Bean kuphela kwesizathu sokuba ndibukele lo mboniso- ndiyathemba ukuba akukho mntu wakhe wakha wabakhona. Kokuphi indalo uSean Bean yinkwenkwezi enkulu kangangokuba ngoku sikhwela ngokuchasene namazulu ngokuswela kwakhe? Ndithetha ukuba akukho tyala kuSean Bean Ndiqinisekile uyamangalisa kodwa yiza ngoku. Uxakeke ngokuba ngu webhaleyi ebomini bokwenyani , akasayifuni i-Starks. Ke masizole sonke kwaye sibuye kwiveki ezayo sizokugqibela, kulungile?
UNatasha Simons ngumbhali ozimeleyo ohlala eBrooklyn, ukuba unokucinga into enjalo. Ubhloga Apha .
