Hmmm ... ke imbali kunye Imidlalo yeethrone Iikona ze-nerd zengqondo yam ziyonwabile ngale nto, kodwa icandelo lefilimu le-nerd… hayi kakhulu. Kungenxa yokuba Pompeii ikhokelwa ngu UPaul W.S. UAnderson , kwaye Intatheli yaseHollywood uthi wenza ixesha lokudlala i-movie kwaye athathe Ititanic indlela, uyiqinise ngebali lothando. Oy.
Jonga, ndiya kuhlala ndinendawo ethambileyo kuAnderson ngenxa yento awayeyalathisile Mntundini Kombat , nothando lwam ngemovie — ukuba yinto exakayo — khange luyeke ngokuhamba kwexesha. Mntundini Kombat bubuntwana bam. Kodwa kwakungo-1995, kwaye ukusukela ngoko uAnderson uye wayalela Ukungcola kwabahlali imuvi (evunywa ukuba andikayiboni, kodwa ayikhangeleki intle) kwaye loo nto imbi AmaMusketeers amathathu Qalisa kwakhona kunyaka ophelileyo.
I-THR inika ingxelo yokuba u-Harington, aka-Jon Snow, ukwingxoxo zokuba enze inkwenkwezi kwifilimu, kodwa ikwathatha nokulahlwa kwakhe ngokusemthethweni, ngoko ke kuzokwenzeka. Uyakudlala ikhoboka elixhonywe enqanaweni ekufuneka libaleke ngokuchasene nexesha ukugcina uthando lwayo lokwenyani, intombi yenkosi yakhe, kunye nomhlobo wakhe osenyongweni, igladiator ebambeke kwi-coliseum xa intshabalalo iqala.
Oko… kuvakala Ititanic ngokuqinisekileyo kunjalo. Ngendlela embi. Kodwa mhlawumbi ifilimu iya kulunga? Ingayiyo? Ngethemba?
Hayi, xa sithetha ngePompeii, ubusazi ukuba xa ugqabhuko-dubulo lweVesuvius lwalugcina isixeko sikwakhusela nemizobo ebubudenge eshiywe ngabemi bayo? Zenzele inceba kwaye ufunde ezinye zazo . Isilumkiso: ulwimi lwe-NSFW. Ubukhosi baseRoma babuyindawo eyothusayo. Konke ukungazithembi kwam malunga nale movie kuya kuxolelwa ukuba uFloronius, ijoni elinelungelo le-7thUmkhosi, wawulapha. Abafazi babengazi ngobukho bakhe. Abafazi abathandathu kuphela abaze, bambalwa kakhulu kwihashe elinje elibandakanyiweyo njengenxalenye yokuhonjiswa kwayo. Yenze yenzeke, Anderson.
(nge: Intatheli yaseHollywood )
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