Ewe… ke… um…
Abaphambukeli?
(Ukuzonwabisa okumangalisayo)
Ukuba okwangoku uku-Twitter, unokubona ukuhamba kweGalactic Federation, ekwenza ukuba ndicinge kwangoko Idabi leenkwenkwezi, kwaye Inkwenkwezi yetrek , Kwaye okwangoku, kwakungahambelani kuba abalandeli beminyele ekude kakhulu banengxoxo. Endaweni yoko, iyahamba kuba… kuqikelelo lomntu omnye, abaphambukeli bayinyani kwaye uDonald Trump uyazi yonke into ngayo?
Ngoku ka Iposi laseJerusalem , U-Haim Eshed (owayesebenza njengentloko yenkqubo yokhuseleko lwendawo ye-Isreal iminyaka engama-30 kwaye engumhlala-phantsi jikelele) uthe abaphambukeli bakhona kwaye ubuntu abulungelanga oko. Andinabo ubungqina bokuba uchanekile na okanye akunjalo- kungenzeka ukuba akukho mntu uyenzayo! -Kodwa ngokunyanisekileyo, ASIKULUNGELE abaphambukeli ngo-2020 ukuze yonke le nto indijonge.
Kudliwanondlebe, u-Eshed wathi ngokuthe ngqo umbutho olungelelanisiweyo weGalactic ukhona kwaye andazi ukuba oku kuyinyani nangayiphi na indlela kwaye kungenzeka ukuba akunjalo, NANGONA, yonke into yemidiya endiyibonileyo kunye nabaphambukeli ababandakanyekayo inazo uhlobo lwequmrhu likarhulumente okanye iqela eliphetheyo. Ke ubukho beGalactic Federation kwenye indawo ngaphandle ayizukundothusa ngokuchanekileyo. U-Eshed ukwanyanzelisa ukuba oorhulumente baneminyaka emininzi besebenzisana nabaphambukeli, kwaye uDonald Trump wasondela ekubonakaliseni ubukho babo-kodwa iGalactic Federation yamnqanda ekwenzeni oko. Abahlobo bethu basemzini babesazi ukuba asikakulungeli.
Malunga nokuba kutheni ekhethe ukuveza olu lwazi ngoku, u-Eshed ucacisile ukuba ixesha belisenziwa nje kukutshintsha kobume bezemfundo, kwaye uhlonitshwe kangakanani kwizifundo.
Ukuba bendize nalento ndiyithethayo namhlanje kwiminyaka emihlanu eyadlulayo, ngendandilaliswe esibhedlele, wachaza uYediot.
Wongeze ukuba namhlanje, sele bethetha ngokwahlukileyo. Andinanto ndiza kuphulukana nayo. Ndizifumene izidanga zam namabhaso; Ndiyahlonitshwa kwiiyunivesithi zaphesheya, apho imeko iyatshintsha kwakhona.
Unjingalwazi wangoku oneminyaka eyi-87 uthi utyhile ulwazi ngoku kuba sithetha ngakumbi ngeendlela zokuphila zasemzini kwaye abantu banokumthatha ngokungathí sina. Konke oko kulungile, kwaye kuyinyani ukuba kuye kwakho ulwazi oluninzi lokuchithwa kwe-UFO koorhulumente kule minyaka idlulileyo. Kodwa incoko yangoku ye-Intanethi iphendula amaziko ezityholo ezityhilwa ngu-Eshed ejikeleze i-Galactic Federation, kuba ayinakwenzeka ukuba ingathethi nge-Galactic Federation nje ukuba yaziswa njengesihloko kunye nokuba kunokwenzeka.
[U-Eshed] unike inkcazo ethe kratya malunga nokuba zeziphi na izivumelwano ezenziwe phakathi kwabaphambukeli kunye ne-US, ezithe zenziwa kuba benqwenela ukuphanda kwaye baqonde ubunjani bendalo iphela. Le ntsebenziswano ibandakanya indawo eyimfihlo eseMars, apho kukho abameli baseMelika nabangaphandle.
(Ngaphakathi kwabasebenzi bethu, ndathi iGalactic Federation kufuneka ibekhona kwaye uKaila Hale-Stern wethu uthe abaphambukeli bayayenza kodwa iFederal ayikho. Wamkelekile kwindlela esilisebenzisa ngayo eli bali.)
I-Twitter iqhubekekisa ngokuzonwabisa ngoku kunye neGalactic Federation.
Andinabo ubulungu kwiGalactic Federation eyaliwe kwikhadi lam le-bingo le-2020. Ngokuqinisekileyo yayiyekamva, kodwa hayi 2020. Huh.
-Bryan / TheSnowyDM (@thehopelessdm) NgoDisemba 7, 2020
Ngubani olungele ukuphela kuka-2020. Umanyano lweGalactic. & # x1f440; pic.twitter.com/vonoBAH8hq
-Bradley Martyn (@BradleyMartyn) NgoDisemba 7, 2020
Mamela, ukuba i-Galactic Federation ye-Medicare yabo bonke, ndiya kuva.
-Ublake Hammond (@BigRadMachine) NgoDisemba 7, 2020
Ukujonga ngokukodwa amalungu e-Galactic Federation pic.twitter.com/K28aeRyKkE
-Shaurya Chawla (@_ShauryaChawla) NgoDisemba 7, 2020
Kodwa ucinga ntoni ngeGalactic Federation malunga noMkhosi woMkhathi?
-Yolanda Machado (@SassyMamainLA) NgoDisemba 7, 2020
Elona candelo lingakholelekiyo kweli bali nangona, ithiyori, uTrump uyazi ngayo kwaye wahlala ethule. Ayisiyo kuphela into yokuba uTrump angaze athi cwaka kodwa NDINOMNQWENO OMNYE ngeli xesha le-clusterf ** k yobongameli kwaye yayikukuba uTrump asixelele ngabafokazi kwaye ukuba wayenalo INGCACISO kwaye akazange? Ewe, oko kuya kuba nzima ngokwenene. Njengothusayo ngakumbi kunabaphambukeli.
Andazi ukuba ikhona na le nto iyinyani kodwa ukuba iyinyani, ngaba ukhona umntu onokuthi acele iGalactic Federation yazi ukuba ndingakuvuyela ukusebenza njenge-ambassador yoMhlaba?
(umfanekiso: LucasFilm)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
