Ukuba uchithe naliphi na ixesha kwi-intanethi kweli hlobo, ngaphandle kwamathandabuzo udibana nebinzana elithi Big Dick Energy. Ixesha laqulunqwa kwi-Twitter ngu @imbobswaget emva kokubulawa kabuhlungu kuka-Anthony Bourdain.
Sithetha ngendlela u-anthony bourdain wayenamandla amakhulu e-dick yeyona nto wayeyifuna
- usuku lomsebenzi wevampire (@imbobswaget) Nge-9 kaJuni 2018
Eli gama lasasazeka njengomlilo wasendle, ngakumbi emva kokuba u-Ariana Grande eqhula nge-titter malunga nomlingane wakhe omkhulu uPete Davidson, kodwa iBig Dick Energy ingaphezulu kobungakanani bepenisi. Allison P. Davis kwi Sika icacisa ngolu hlobo:
I-BDE kukuzithemba okuzolileyo kunye nokulula ngokwakho okuvela ngokwazi ukuba une-penis enkulu kwaye uyazi ukuba wenzeni ngayo. Ayikokulila, ayilulo uhambo lwamandla - ngokuchaseneyo: indlela esempilweni, yanelisekile, nendlela ephantsi oziva ngayo. Abanye banokuyibiza le 'oh he / she fucks' vibe, kodwa loo nto yahlukile: ungabhabha, kodwa ungabinayo i-BDE. Abanye basenokuthi oku ‘kulungelelaniswe kakuhle,’ kodwa siyayazi inyaniso.
Ngaba amanenekazi anakho ukuba ne-BDE? Ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa kutheni sizikhawulela kolu lwakhiwo lwe-neo-Freudian? Masicinge ngaphakathi kwebhokisi kwaye senze into eyeyethu nje. Ndicebisa Amandla amakhulu eClit .
I-Big Clit Energy (BCE) yi-swagger yokuzithemba nokuzithemba komfazi ongakhathaliyo nokuba ngubani na (kodwa ngakumbi amadoda) ucinga ngaye. Uyazithemba, unesibindi kwaye akoyiki ukuthetha ngengqondo yakhe. Umfazi one-BCE unikwe amandla kukusilela ngokupheleleyo kweefuck azinikayo. Kwaye hayi, awunyanzelekanga ukuba ube ne-clitoris ukuze unyikime kwi-BCE ethile. I-BCE ishiya indlu ngaphandle kwe-bra kwaye itya i-burrito ngezandla zakho.
Xa ndicinga nge-BCE, into yokuqala ethi qatha engqondweni yile ngcaciso evela kwincwadi kaTina Fey IiBossypants , Apho echaza ukusebenza ngoMgqibelo ebusuku Phila kunye nenkwenkwezi ye-BCE yonke UAmy Poehler :
U-Amy wayephakathi kwezinye izinto ezingenamsebenzi noSeth Meyers ngapha kwetafile, kwaye wenza into engcolileyo njengehlaya. Andikhumbuli ukuba ibiyintoni kanye kanye, ngaphandle kokuba ibimdaka kwaye iphakamile kwaye ingafani
UJimmy Fallon […] wajika wajonga kuye kwaye ngelizwi elingelolam-fifi wathi, Yeka loo nto! Ayintle! Andiyithandi.
U-Amy wehla into awayeyenza, waya emnyama emehlweni umzuzwana, kwaye wamjikeleza ngeevili. Andikhathaleli ukuba uyayithanda. UJimmy wayebonakala ukuba wothukile. U-Amy wabuyela ekunandiphiseni into yakhe ehlekisayo.
Ngolo tshintsho, utshintsho lwendalo lwenzeka. U-Amy wayenza yacaca into yokuba ebengekho ukuba mhle. Wayengekho apho ukuba adlale abafazi kunye nezintombi kwimidlalo yamakhwenkwe. Wayekhona ukwenza into afuna ukuyenza kwaye akazange akhathalele ukuba uyayithanda.
Ngokubambisana noPoehler, abanye abantu abagungqisa i-BCE kubandakanya uCarrie Fisher, uCate Blanchett, uTiffany Haddish, uAubrey Plaza, uBette Davis, uJanelle Monae, uAngela Bassett, uHolland Taylor, uMargaret Cho, uWanda Sykes, noMeryl Streep. Abalinganiswa abaqanjiweyo babandakanya uJillian Holtzmann, Faith Lehane, Wynonna Earp, Imperator Furiosa, Kate Kane / Batwoman, Harley Quinn, Sarah Connor, kunye ne Poison Ivy. UVeronica unayo; UBetty akenzi njalo. I-Princess Leia inayo; UPadmé akenzi njalo. UArya Stark unayo; USansa Stark akenzi njalo. IValkyrie inayo; Igqwirha elibomvu alwenzi njalo. IAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez inayo. UAlex Vause unayo; UPiper Chapman akenzi.
Ke ngoku lixesha lethu, manenekazi. Masiyigungqise loo #BigClitEnergy kwaye sithathe umhlaba we-damn.
Ngoobani abantu obathandayo be-BCE, yinyani okanye yintsomi? Sazise kumagqabantshintshi!
(umfanekiso: Syfy)
