Malunga nonyaka ophelileyo, abo ndandihlala nabo endlini ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndibukele ezinye Inkwenkwezi yetrek . Andithethi nje ukuba sibeka isiqephu okanye ezimbini. Ndiyathetha ukuba siphumelele kuyo yonke Isizukulwana esilandelayo , ilandelwe kwangoko yiyo yonke Isithuba esinzulu esithoba . Senze iziqendu ezingama-349 malunga neenyanga ezintandathu (kwaye ewe, ngandlela thile, sonke sasiqeshwe ngenzuzo). Sasihamba ngesibindi, kulungile. Ngokuqatha ngesibindi.
Saye kakhulu MST3K kwindlela yethu, ukukhwaza ii-quips kunye nokuyila incoko njengoko siqhubeka. Ukuba uqhelene ne-franchise kwaphela, uya kwazi ukuba iTrek inomdla wokukubetha ngaphezulu kwentloko ngemiyalezo yezentlalo. Xa kwacaca ukuba ababhali bebejikeleza i Ivili lokuziphatha kakuhle , omnye wethu ngokungathandabuzekiyo wayezokuphosa izandla zakhe ekhala ngokuziphatha! okanye UMFANEKISO! okanye UMYALEZO! UMYALEZO!
Siza kuDibana kwakhona, a I-DS9 isiqendu endinomdla omkhulu kuso. Inguqulelo yamatye e-cliff kukuba uJadzia Dax -ujoyine i-Trill, eyakhiwe ngumfazi obhinqileyo kunye nomntu omdala ongathathi cala kwezesini- ebaleka kuLenara Kahn, elinye ibhinqa lajoyina iTrill. Iimpawu zikaDax kunye noKahn babetshatile kwaba kanye, ngokusebenzisa imikhosi yangaphambili-eyindoda nebhinqa, ngokwahlukeneyo. Iimvakalelo zabo ezindala ziyavuseleleka, kwaye ngaphandle kwento yokuba uluntu lwaseTrill lunobungqongqo ngokungqongqo ngokuchasene nokuqhubeka kokuncamathiselwa komntu owayesakuba ngumphathi wothando, bantywila kanye kwiNqaku elalazisa i-Slashfics eyiwaka.
Njengoko uDax noKahn babevale i-The Kiss, ndahamba ndanyibilika kwi-nostalgic glee. Imilebe yabo yachukumisa, kwaye iingalo zomhlobo wam uCian zenyuka. INKONZO YABALANDELI! wakhala.
Ndothuka. Hayi ayinguwe! Ndithe.
Abanye endandihlala nabo endlini bandijonga. Kwakungabafazi ababini abancamisana kumabonwakude. Omnye wabo wayengumlingiswa oqhelekileyo owayengakaze abonise umdla kwabasetyhini ngaphambili. Omnye wayengumlinganiswa weendwendwe esingasokuze siphinde simbone. Ibinjani lento hayi i Iveki yokutshayela i-Lesbian Kiss ?
IiDudes, le… oku kungaphambi kokuba uBuffy abe into , Nditshilo ngokuqhwalela, ndingayilungelanga ncam le ncoko. Into endizama ukuyithetha kukuba emva kwemini, kwa eso siqendu ibikokokuqala ndibona abafazi ababini bephuza kwiTV. Kwaye kum, umfazi othanda abafazi, yayiyinto entle enkulu leyo.
Khange ndibone Kuhlangana kwakhona xa kwakusasazwa ngo-1995 (ukubeka izinto ngokwembono, u-Ellen DeGeneres waphuma ngo-1997). Kuya kufuneka ukuba ndiyibonile ixesha elithile kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo, njengesiqhelo. Isikweko malunga neetaboos zenkcubeko sasilahlekile kum ngelo xesha. Yintoni endiyenzileyo ukuba kungabikho namnye kumdlalo onengxaki noDax owayo entloko-ebonwa-zizithende zowasetyhini. Isini yayingumcimbi opheleleyo. Kwakungekho nto ingako yokuba ndiza kuba sekhoneni lam (eso salathiso besingekabikho, kodwa ufumana umxholo). Into endiyifumeneyo kweso siqendu kukuba kwi-United Federation yeePlanethi, indawo eyayibambe umbono wam ukusukela xa ndandisesikolweni sokuqala, wawukhululekile ukuphuza nabani na omfunayo. Le yayiyimvakalelo entle, eqinisekisayo.
Endaweni ethile kule minyaka ilishumi elinesithandathu idlulileyo, ukwanga kwamanenekazi amabini kuye kwasetyenziswa kakhulu kangangokuba nangaliphi na ixesha xa sikubona, sikhawuleza sikhale INKONZO YABASEBENZI! Ndiye ndabona ngokudideka ukuba bendinokusabela okufanayo kwiminyaka emininzi ngoku. Kwimizamo yokufumanisa obu bumdaka, yiza nam ngoku njengolandelelwano lwamaxesha esi sikhewu ngombono omxinwa kakhulu weZinto endizibukeleyo.
Ngo-1995, uJadzia Dax wamanga uLenara Kahn. Ngokwe-Wikipedia , eli lixesha lesihlanu ukwanga phakathi kwabasetyhini kuboniswa kumabonwakude wase-US.
Ngo-2000, uWillow Rosenberg, uthixokazi ongumxhasi kaGeek Women, uhlangana noTara Maclay. Impikiswano encinci yenziwa malunga nokuphuma kukaWillow ngaphakathi Buffy uqobo, kwaye ubudlelwane bukaWillow noTara abuphathwa ngokwahlukileyo kunaye nawuphi na umntu. Nangona kunjalo, ababoniswa ukubanga de kube lixesha elizayo, ngenxa yenethiwekhi esonga izandla.
Phakathi kuka-2000 no-2003, kwenzeka into engaqhelekanga. Kwisithuba esifutshane seminyaka emithathu, uthungelwano olukhulu lusuka kwi-Um edidayo… amantombazana ayamanga? kwi-PHWOAR enamandla! GIRLS UKUTSHATHA!
Ndiyazi njani ukuba yathatha iminyaka emithathu? Ngenxa yokuba iVeki yokuSweeps yeLesbian Kiss iyalungiswa ngexesha lokugqibela le- Buffy (uxolo, iaudiyo icinyiwe embindini):
Ngokukhawuleza phambili kwiminyaka embalwa. Intombazana-ntombazana isenzo kuyo yonke indawo. Ukuphindaphindwa kwayo kuya kuba sisidenge. Awunakuhamba iveki ungakhange ubone amantombazana amabini encike eteketelana ngokujongana nomnye kwisiqwengana sevidiyo okanye ividiyo yomculo. Ishumi elinesithathu kuqhubeke Indlu is bisexual, so she is shown kissing ladies, nangona simbona kuphela kubudlelwane obunzulu namadoda. Nkqu Umphetho -Enye yeendlela zam endizithandayo, ezibonelela ukubalisa amabali amnandi ngokwenene -yeyisiwe kwi-SWLK ngexesha layo lokuqala, njengoko kwakunzima ukufumana ababukeli.
Ngexesha elithile, abantu baphulukana nomonde ngenxa yayo. Ngo-2009, ngexesha lokugqibela le- Amagorha , UClaire uncanyiswe ngumhlobo wakhe uGretchen. Iyabonwa njengendawo yokubamba amanqaku, kwaye iphantse yagxekwa ngabalandeli. Emva kokuba umboniso urhoxisiwe, uninzi lwenza impazamo njengesizathu esikhulu sokuba i-fanbase ipakishe kwaye igoduke. Hayi ngenxa yongqingili. Hayi, kuba amantombazana amabini ancamisayo alungile Ndisisiqhwala .
Bethu, atshintshe njani amaxesha.
Ndicinga ukuba uninzi lwenu aludingi ukuba ndikrwele umgca wokuziphatha kakubi ngokwesini kwale meko, i-combo punch yokujongela phantsi ubudlelwane besini esifanayo ngelixa kwangaxeshanye uthuka ubunzulu beemvakalelo zabaphulaphuli abangamadoda. Ewe, kuyacaca kuninzi lwethu ukuba uthungelwano luphatha ukwanga kukaKaty Perry ngokwahlukileyo kunoko (kumagama kaWillow) abathandana nabathandana nabathandana nabathandana nabathandana nabathandana nabathandanayo. Ukuba ufuna ubugwenxa bale trypi ichazelwe wena, yiya ubukele le kliphu ukusuka kwisiqendu se-2009 se-TV yangoku NguGay lowo . Kuthatha imizuzu emithathu ukuyishwankathela.
Into endiyifumanisa ndinomdla ngayo yonke le nto kukuba sifikelele kwinqanaba lokuba ababukeli bakamabonwakude bangaphaya kwayo. Sibona abafazi ababini bephuza kumabonwakude, kwaye asiyithengi kuphela, kodwa siyithatha njengophawu lokubaliswa kakubi kwamabali. Ndingaya kude kuthiwe siza kuthatha ubudlelwane bobufanasini kumabonwakude ngokungathí sina xa singababoni bephuzana kwaphela ixesha elide. Kwiminyaka elishumi enesiqingatha eyadlulayo, ukubona ukwanga kwabantu besini esifanayo kwimidiya yayikukuqinisekisa, kungumthombo wokuxhotyiswa. Kule mihla, kunokuba luhlobo oluhle ukubuyela kuhlobo lwe-PG olulinganiswe nguWillow-no-Tara, ukubona nje ukubamba ngesandla kunye neentloni zokudlala ngothando kwaye, ndingatsho, ukukhula okuthile ngokweemvakalelo.
Andifuni abalinganiswa besini esinye nesinye kwimiboniso. Andikhathali nokuba abalinganiswa bakho bangamafanasini, bathe tye, okanye uKapteni Jack Harkness. Isakhono sam sokunxibelelana nabalinganiswa akuchazwanga kuphela kukhetho lwam. Ndiyakhala kwaye ndiyancwina ngenxa yezibini ezithe tye ngokulula. Into endiyifunayo ayisiyo isitabane uphawu, kodwa a Kulungile uphawu. Nangona kunjalo, ukuba kukho umlinganiswa oyisitabane kwiscreen, ndiyaqaphela, kwaye kunzima kum ukuthintela ukuthatha indlela ebonakaliswa ngayo entliziyweni. Ukuthontelana kwenenekazi elingenaxabiso kwi-TV akuvakali nje njengokubhala okwenqenayo, kodwa kundithumela umyalezo wokuba ubudlelwane bam abunamsebenzi, ukuba baxabisa into kuphela ukuba bakhona ukuze kungenelwe omnye umntu. Kwaye ngoku ukuba ukwanga okunje kukuguga okugugileyo, kundenza ndizibuze ukuba ingaba abantu abafana nam babekhe bamkelekile na kula mabali ukuqala ngawo.
Kodwa musa ukoyika! Phambi kokuba ucinge ukuba ndiyahamba ndikhathazekile, mandikubambe ngesandla kwaye ndikwazise kwindawo efudumeleyo kwaye emnandi ngakumbi. Yabona, njengoko umabonwakude eqhubekile nokubhomboloza ekuboniseni kwakhe isini, ngokungalindelekanga ndafumana indawo ebandakanyayo ngakumbi kwilizwe lomlingo lemidlalo yevidiyo.
Ndihlala ndizithanda ii-RPGs, kodwa ngaphambili, ukhetho lwezothando lwalungeyiyo indebe yam yeti. Ndidla ngokuyeka nje ukuthandana kule midlalo iyonke (ndiyidlala imidlalo yam ngokungxama, kwaye ndibeka amaqebengwana enkomo enkomo yenkomo nje ayisiyonto yam leyo). Khawufane ucinge ukumangaliswa kwam ngexesha lam lokuqala lokudlala Ubudala be Dragon , xa u-Leliana eqala ukudlala ngothando nomlinganiswa wam. Ndacinga umlinganiswa wam ejonga enkampini, ngokungathi uthi, Ndilinde? Uthetha no Mna ? Emva kwexesha, emva kokuba u-Warden wam no-Leliana ngokusemthethweni beyinto, u-Wynne-umdala, u-gogo-uthi, ngobushushu kwilizwi lakhe, Uthathiwe, andithi?
Kum, elaa bali lisecaleni lazisa imvakalelo efanayo endandinayo kuyo yonke le minyaka idlulileyo, xa ndakuva uMajor Kira exhasa uthando lukaDax ngoKahn. Wonke umntu wayepholile ngayo. Akukho mntu wayenomdla okanye okhathalayo. Nangona ndizele iidragons kunye neenkemba, ndiye ndaziva ndiziva ndibandakanyiwe ngandlela zonke. Kwakumnandi.
I-BioWare ihlala isiza kwiingxoxo zokulingana ngokwesini- kwaye ngesizathu esivakalayo- kodwa le ndlela intsha yokulingana kwimidlalo ayikhawulelwanga kubo (abayifumani kakuhle ngalo lonke ixesha, nokuba; nditsho nesithandwa sam Iziphumo zeMisa ayikadluli ku-Asari ayingqingili, zine-monogendered! into, nangona isetelwe ukutshintsha kwi ME3 ). Kwi Ilizwe lokwenziwe ngemfazwe , ungalugqibezela uthando lwakho lwamaxesha athile lukuMoya (funda njenge: Usuku lukaValentine) ubuza ngee-NPC zaso nasiphi na isini osikhethile. Kwi Uluhlu lwabaNgcwele 2 , wenza ngokwezifiso isini somlinganiswa wakho ngokusebenzisa isilayida - ukutyibilika! ISkyrim , isavenge samva nje se- ImiSongo yabadala , izakuvumela umtshato wesini esifanayo . Inkqubo ye- Intsomi uthotho lukuvumela ukuba uthandane kwaye utshate nabani na omthandayo (ungabamkela abantwana, nabo). Zizinto ezilula zokukhanda, kwaye ngaphezulu, zinokubonakala ngathi azinamsebenzi kangako ngokwebali lilonke.
Kwaye bubuhle bayo: abenzi. Kule midlalo, ukhetho malunga nesini kunye nokwabelana ngesondo alutshintshi iyelenqe ngokungaphezulu kokhetho lwakho. Le midlalo ayingawo amabali othando. Zizigigaba! Wonke umntu-isitabane, ethe tye, uJack Harkness - uyakuthanda ukuzonwabisa. Awunayo unayo ukuthandana, kodwa ukuba uyafuna, ukhetho lukhona, kwaye kukho ukhetho lomntu wonke. Umdlalo awugwebi.
Izinto endizithandayo ngamabali azichazwa ngokwesini sam. Ndiyathanda ukubona uhlobo lwam lokumanga, ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa ndinomdla wokubukela umlingo nezilo kunye neziphekepheke. Yisongele kumdlalo weTV okanye kumdlalo okanye kwincwadi ehlekisayo, nantoni na oyithandayo. Kodwa xa ndingena kwihlabathi elingenzi ngxwabangxwaba ngaphezulu kwam kunokwenza kwabanye abantu, loo nto ayindenzi ndizive ngathi ndilapho ukuze ndibonwe okanye ndikhulise ukulinganisa, okundivumela ukuba zombini ugcine imini kwaye ufumane intombazana… kulungile, yinto ekhethekileyo.
I-Becky Chambers ngumbhali ozimeleyo kunye nexesha elipheleleyo le-geek. Ubhloga ngaphezulu Ezinye izinto ezibhaliweyo .
