Mnumzana othandekayo, andinakukwazi ukugcina zonke izinto ezingenangqondo ezenziwa nguDonald Trump, kodwa le inokuthatha ikeyiki. Kwinkomfa yoonondaba ngaphambi kokuba uTrump aye e-Austin, eTexas, wayephethe amanqaku malunga nento amakayithethe kwaye ijongeka ngathi iyinto ayithumele ngokuqinisekileyo umbulali weZodiac kwiphephandaba. Ebhalwe kwi-sharpie ngombhalo wesandla womntwana, umongameli wazinika amanqaku aphambili, njengokuxelela wonke umntu ukuba andifuni kwanto kabini (kubhalwe kabini, endaweni yokuba nje… ukukhumbula oko okanye ukubhala andifuni kwanto x2) emva koko esithi oku kuyothusa intetho yaba ligama lokugqibela.
Ngokuqinisekileyo, olu hlobo lokushicilela ububhanxa sele luxhaphakile phantsi kolawulo lukaTrump, kodwa eyona nto iyothusa ngakumbi ngale meko kukuba umongameli ubhale ngokoqobo le ncwadana, kwaye bubungakanani bokubhalwa ngesandla kukaRegina George kwiBurn Book Iintombi ezikhohlakele .
Ukwenza ukuba sonke sizive sibhetele malunga nokuhlanya okumsulwa kwale meko, wonke umntu waqala ukuhlekisa ngeleta kwi-Twitter:
Trump oncedisayo: Baxelele ukuba awufuni nto.
Trump: Ndifuna into?
Umncedisi: Hayi, awufuni nto. Baxelele ukuba awufuni nto.
Trump: Yima, ndithini?
Umncedisi: yithi, andifuni nto.
UTrump: Ndifuna… yintoni kwakhona?
Aide: Ungaze, ndiza kuyibhalela u… Mhlekazi. pic.twitter.com/hfOjQuWKEY
-Kaili Joy Grey (@KailiJoy) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
Andifuni kwanto.
Andifuni kwanto.
Andifuni quid proo.
Xelela uZellinsky ukuba enze into elungileyo. pic.twitter.com/jq6imAFjDh- mzantsi (@nycsouthpaw) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
& # x1f3b5; andifuni kwanto
Andifuni kwanto
Andifuni quid proo
kufuneke ndihamba pic.twitter.com/2stOJU0WTV-UDave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
ANDifuni kwanto ngaphandle kokufa koosolusapho.
-I Mermaid eVulekileyo (@OhNoSheTwitnt) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
Andikholelwa ukuba waqala iseti yakhe kwaye andifuni kwanto emva https://t.co/aV9QQca9gs
-Rembert Browne (@rembert) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
Andifuni kwanto! pic.twitter.com/CRH2A0lL5w
- & # x1f341; Imani Gandied Yams & # x1f341; (@AngryBlackLady) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
Enye indoda ephambeneyo ime ekoneni eDC iyangxola andifuni kwanto andifuni kwanto andifuni kwanto andifuni kwanto iphindaphinda.
Ngokwenene umntwana oposta ukuphucula imali yezempilo yengqondo kweli lizwe.
Ndikho (@ndiphiwe) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
Andifuni Nto
Andifuni Nto
ANDIFUNI UKUFUMANA I-QUID PRO QUO
kulungile kufuneka uvume, ayisosiqalo esibi kwingoma ye-rap engumbumbulu-Sara Schaefer (@ saraschaefer1) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
Kwinguqulelo yomdlalo bhanyabhanya, uTrump uhanjiswa kwigumbi lenkundla ebotshwe ngoomatshini, edumzela ANDIFUNI NANTSI INTO ENDINGAYITHANDIYO NJE njengoko ikhamera iphela. https://t.co/e7G0TScxHx
-U-Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
amakhwenkwe namantombazana, ndiyakholelwa ukuba sikwikhaya. #AndifuniNto pic.twitter.com/GGpsNgTEYu
Isilumko (@ spicygoddess13) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
Amandla afanayo pic.twitter.com/PPVPHitAug
- rachel leishman (@RachelLeishman) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
Inye yeencwadi zembali. (& # x1f4f7; UMark Wilson / Getty Izithombe) pic.twitter.com/unhsYwznA8
- mzantsi (@nycsouthpaw) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
bagwetywe ngokupheleleyo pic.twitter.com/Dflow4S7b7
-Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
NDIFUNA UFUNA UMNTU.
NDIYAFUNA UNGANDIFUNA.
NDIQINISEKILE UKUBA UFUNE UMNTU.
NDICELA IZELENSKY UKUZE NDIBE NAM. https://t.co/A4En54S2wB-UDan Van Winkle (@Dan_Van_Winkle) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
Jonga, ngaba oku kuyangqina ukuba uDonald Trump ngumbulali obulalayo? Hayi, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo iyandenza ndicinge ukuba ubhale ubuncinci amanqaku e-3 ngexesha lakhe. Kananjalo, ngaba unonikezelo olungapheliyo lwala ma-sharpies kuye? Kungenxa yokuba kubonakala ngathi uhlala enoluhlobo lwee-sharpies obuzisebenzisa ukwenza intetho esikolweni kwaye uzithiyile kuwo wonke omnye umzekelo kuba bezinkulu kakhulu. Kodwa emva koko, ngubani obhala kumakishi osisigxina ukwenza amanqaku? Ii-Psychopaths, yiyo loo nto.
Gculela yonke le nto uyifunayo, kodwa andinakulinda ukuba nabantwana ngenye imini kwaye le ncwadana iza kwiincwadi zabo zembali ukuze ndiye, Ah ewe, ndiyalukhumbula olu suku. Yilapho xa sonke saqonda ukuba umongameli wayengafaneleki kangakanani.
UMongameli uza kuhamba nezinto ezithile ngale ntsasa.
-UDavid Cicilline (@davidcicilline) NgoNovemba 20, 2019
(umfanekiso: UMark Wilson / imifanekiso kaFetty)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
