UDonald Trump Unemigangatho Engaqhelekanga Yento Eyenza Ukuhlambalaza

Kwifoto op kunye noMongameli waseFinland uSauli Niinistö kwiOval Office namhlanje, uDonald Trump uchithe intlanganiso egxeka ubugqwetha. Wathuka uMphathiswa u-Adam Schiff, embiza ngobomi obuphantsi kwaye ephinda ibango lakhe lokuba uSchiff makarhoxe kwaye abanjelwe ukungcatsha umbuso.

UTrump ukwathelekise uSchiff noNobhala welizwe uMike Pompeo, ovumileyo ukuba ubekwifowuni phakathi kukaTrump kunye noMongameli waseUkrania uZelensky obangele isikhalazo sempempe esikhokelele kuphando lwangoku lokuphambuka. USchiff uthe yena nabanye kwiCongress banenkxalabo enkulu yokuba uPompeo angazama ukuphazamisa uphando lwabo. Kwangoko namhlanje, UDonald Trump wathumela umyalezo ngetwitter ukuba uAdam Schiff kufanelekile ukuba abe nethamsanqa lokuba nobuchopho, imbeko kunye namandla kaNobhala Wezwe uMike Pompeo.

Kwintlanganiso noNiinistö, uTrump uxelele oonondaba ukuba uSchiff akakwazi ukuphatha umtya kaPompeo ongenanto. Uthe ngekhe athethe elona binzana kuba bayakuthi yinto embi ukuyithetha, kodwa wayiphinda ingxelo engaqhelekanga yokuzihlola. Ejonge intatheli, waphinda wathi, Lo mfo akakwazanga ukuphatha eyakhe blank-umtya , uyayiqonda lonto?

Kwimeko apho ungatyibiliki kumazwi angaqhelekanga, aphelelwe lixesha, ndiza kukugcinela iGoogling. Ukungabinanto kuthetha ijock. Jockstrap. Yeyona ntetho yegumbi lokutshixa.

Ukulila, iTrump irants ukuba uAdam Schiff akakwazanga ukuphatha umtya ongenanto kaMike Pompeo (umtya wejokhi) pic.twitter.com/qpvvIjCHZR

-U-Oliver Willis (@owillis) Okthobha 2, 2019

Jonga, andifuni umongameli othetha izinto ezinje ngokuthwala i-jockstrap yakhe kwiintlanganiso neenkokheli zangaphandle, kodwa ukuzilawula ngokwakho kuyinto engaqhelekanga kuba, kanye phambi kwale ntlanganiso, uTrump wathumela umyalezo ngegama elingu-bullshit kuzo zonke ii-cap.

I Do Do No Democrats kufuneka ijolise ekwakheni ilizwe lethu, hayi ukuchitha ixesha lomntu kunye namandla kwi-BULLSHIT, yiyo loo nto bebeyenza ukusukela oko ndanyulwa kakhulu kwi-2016, 223-306. Fumana umgqatswa ongcono ngeli xesha, uya kulidinga!

-UDonald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Okthobha 2, 2019

Ngokwenene, kuphi ukuhambelana?

UTrump uthi bullshit kodwa akatsho ngejock strap?

-UJim Acosta (@Acosta) Okthobha 2, 2019

Ngaba i-jock strap ayilolizwi esinokuthi kwiTV? Kwaye ngaba ukho umntu owakha wabamba umtya womnye umntu? pic.twitter.com/TRrHBv2dgz

-Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) Okthobha 2, 2019

Umongameli wenqabe nje ukuthetha igama elithi jockstrap kwiTV kwaye wenza into enkulu malunga nendlela angazukuthetha ngayo elo gama. Imizuzu emva kokubhala igama le-bullshit kuwo onke amagama amakhulu. Indoda eneekhowudi zenyukliya ineapile efudumeleyo ephuma ezindlebeni zakhe.

-Iinjongo zakho kuLuhlu lwe-2019; Sele singu-Okthobha (@brockwilbur) Okthobha 2, 2019

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