UDonald Trump uya ku-Alamo ongalunganga kwiMetaphor kaMongameli wakhe weClown-Shoes

Izimbo zomzimba zikaDonald Trump ngexesha lengxoxo kamongameli.

Phakathi kokuzama kwakhe ubundlobongela kwisakhiwo seCapitol kunye nokwala kwakhe ukuthatha uxanduva kwisiphithiphithi asenzileyo, kubalulekile ukukhumbula into enye ngoDonald Trump kunye nabantu abamngqongileyo: zizidenge kakhulu. Oku kungazi okungafaniyo kubonisiwe kwimizekelo engenakubalwa, kunye nentando yam endiyithandayo ngoku idume kakubi Ixesha lesine lenkomfa yoonondaba bomhlaba.

Ngoku, enqwenela ukubaleka umatshini wokushicilela ombi kunye nokulindelwa kwetyala, uTrump wenza ukubonakala kwakhe esidlangalaleni ukusukela kwintlanganiso yeveki ephelileyo ngokundwendwela icandelo lodonga lomda ogqityiweyo eAlamo, eTexas. Xa kukhethwa iAlamo, uTrump kunye noogxa bakhe babhengeza ngokucacileyo imbali ye Imfazwe yeAlamo , apho imikhosi yaseMexico yahlasela yaza yafumana kwakhona i-Alamo Mission.

Idabi elinembali kudala linengonyama njengendawo yokugqibela yaseMelika, enkosi iingoma zesintu kwaye iifilimu bedumisa amaqhawe abantu abanjengoDavy Crockett noJohn Bowie abakhusela le mishini. Owona politiko ujikeleze ungqingo, njengembali yase-US, uninzi kakhulu kwaye luye lwanamathela kwifantasy yabamhlophe baseMelika.

Ngokucacileyo, uTrump kunye nee-sycophants zakhe bazibona njengendawo yokugqibela yaseMelika emhlophe kwaye bakhethe umfanekiso weAlamo ngeenjongo zabo. Kodwa ukuba liQela likaTrump, bawugubungele ngokupheleleyo umyalezo wabo ngokuya kwiAlamo engalunganga. UTrump kunye nenkampani besiya kwisixeko saseAlamo, eTexas. Eyona Mission Alamo, nangona kunjalo, ibekwe eSan Antonio, TX. Umsebenzi omkhulu, wonke umntu.

Ngeliphandle, ndiyamangaliswa kukuba abawubambi umsitho kwivenkilana yokuqesha imoto yeAlamo. Kwakhona, kubonakala ukuba akukho mntu uxelele isixeko sase-Alamo ukuba uTrump uza kufika, ebanyanzela ukuba bakhuphe lo myalezo ngokungxama:

Uninzi luye kwathatha amajelo eendaba ezentlalo ukuba ludle kuTrump ngokungazi kwakhe kunye nokungakwazi kwakhe ukusebenza, kunye nokuqhubeka ngokwakho kwezakhe izangqa zangaphakathi. Ndiyicinga ukuba yinyani into abayithethayo: abo bahoya imbali bayagwetywa njengezihlekisayo kwi-Twitter.

Ukulala okungaphezulu kwe-8 kude kube lusuku lokuvulwa, zihlobo.

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