BREAKING NEWS: Ndingawuqhawula umtshato nomyeni wam xa ezenza uJason Mantzoukas emva koko abe nomsindo kuba ndimthumelela ubunqunu. Ukhe wa yabona UJason Mantzoukas?
Kulungile, ndiya phambili kunam. Masithethe ngomxholo: Indoda nenkosikazi yayo babethetha ngokudlula kwabo kwiholo yodumo, kwaye wathi eyakhe yayinguJason Mantzoukas kwaye wayefuna ukudibana naye kumsitho wekholeji (ukusukela oko baya kwikholeji enye), umyeni wakhe wagqiba Ukwenza iakhawunti ye-imeyile ye-alumni engeyiyo kwaye uzenze ngathi unguJason Mantzoukas ukubona ukuba uza kuhamba naye kangakanani.
Ngokuqinisekileyo, ukuba, ngequbuliso, umlingisi kuluhlu lwam lokudlula eholweni (kunye nendoda yam yokucinga) uthathe isigqibo sokuqala ukuthumela i-imeyile, ndiza kuthetha nabo, kodwa nditsho futhi ukuba indoda iyenzeka. Yiyo leyo ingongoma Uluhlu lokupasa iholo.
Ngapha koko, nantsi iposti ekuthethwa ngayo:
Mna [36M] ndalobola inkosikazi yam [37F] ndizenza uJason Mantzoukas [47M] pic.twitter.com/7SShk5UEq4
Ulwalamano.txt (@redditships) NgoSeptemba 6, 2020
Njengomntu odibene noMantzoukas amatyeli aliqela ngelixa esenza umdlalo ohlekisayo kwisiXeko saseNew York, ndinayo le nto ithi: Awungekhe uzenze ngathi unguJason Mantzoukas. Ayisebenzi ngaloo ndlela. Ndihlala ndimbiza njengeyona ndawo ndiyithandayo eNew York kuba uhlala ejikeleze, kodwa kukwakho nomoya malunga neMantzouka engalinganiyo nomnye umntu. Ke… ukuzama ukumxelisa akusebenzi, ma'am, ukuba ubukhohlisiwe? Emva koko awuzithandi iiZouks ngendlela ocinga ngayo.
Ngelixa uninzi lwezi zithuba zeReddit lunokuba lungeyonyani, le yayihlukile kuba yaqhuma kwisaqhwithi somlilo ku-Twitter. Kwaye, wonke umntu wayethetha ngomtsalane wabo ongachazekiyo kuJason Mantzoukas. Njengo… yiza, ukuluhlu lwabantu abapase iholo. Lo myeni kufuneka ayamkele nje.
Ukugquma kubandakanya iminyaka kaJason Mantzoukas kunye nesini ngokungathi uthatha inxaxheba ebalini. https://t.co/20BcxNJOxD
-Brian Schmid (@SchmanthonyP) NgoSeptemba 6, 2020
Ukuba umfazi wam wandixelela ukuba u-celeb watyumka nguRafi ovela kwiLigi ndingazi ukuba ndicinga ntoni. https://t.co/He385IhCFc pic.twitter.com/239rgtCSIH
-U-Elliott Brown (@MrElliottBrown) NgoSeptemba 7, 2020
sikuvuma ngentliziyo epheleleyo oku
Siyazingca ngee-alumns zethu zokwenyani kunye nobuxoki https://t.co/0o5tvX4qJY
-Kholeji yaseMiddlebury ➐ (@middlesbury) NgoSeptemba 7, 2020
& # x1f3b6; ukuba uyayithanda ipina coladas & # x1f3b6; https://t.co/io5la8heEM
-Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) NgoSeptemba 6, 2020
ewe sasihleka sonke kodwa ndiza kuthi oyena mntu ndakhe ndabona ukuba kukho iqela labasetyhini xa ndandikwenye ihotele i-LA kanye kwaye uJason mantzoukas wayekwitafile elandelayo ngapha kwivenkile yokutyela… https://t.co/TN3frX9EFa
Rachel syme (@rachsyme) NgoSeptemba 6, 2020
Andikucingi ngendlela eqinisekileyo yomlilo yokwenzakalisa iimvakalelo zakho kunokuzenza ngathi ngujason mantzoukas kwi-Intanethi ukubona ukuba umfazi wakho angakuqhatha noJason mantzoukas. Ndikuxelela ngoku ngoku: uzakwenza njalo
-Kathbarbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) NgoSeptemba 6, 2020
Ukuziphatha kweli bali? Wonke umntu uyamthanda uJason Mantzoukas. Andenzi mithetho. Yiloo ndlela kanye.
(umfanekiso: NBC)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —