Ngubani eli xhego kwaye LIPHI UGqirha WAM !? Yiloo nto ndicinga ukuba abalandeli bakaMat Smith bathi uninzi lwazo Ugqirha Ngubani Isiqendu se-8 sokuqala kodwa ndiyathemba ukuba bahlala de kube sekupheleni kuba uPeter Capaldi wenza umlingo ukuba ubekhona.
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Ndiza kuqala ngokwamkela ukuba bendinolindelo oluphantsi kakhulu kwinkulumbuso. Uninzi kuba, ngaphandle kwesiqendu seminyaka engama-50, isiqingatha sesibini seXesha lesi-7 sandishiya ndiziva ndididekile yenye yeenkqubo zam endizithandayo zikamabonwakude. Ndandifuna ukuba oku kulungile, kodwa ndandingafumani ithemba lam. Nokuba oko kuchaphazele ukonwaba kwam, andinakuqiniseka, kodwa i-Deep Breath yayiyimpefumlo efunekayo yomoya omtsha wechungechunge lwe-sci-fi.
Sibuyele e-Victoria yaseLondon kwakhona, indawo ndinobuganga bokuthi masibeke u-X obomvu omkhulu apha ukusuka apha, kodwa kukho into eyahlukileyo ngeli xesha. Ngokufanelekileyo, i-tyrannosaurus rex. Ayiloxesha lokuqala ugqirha wethu ebaleka wangena kwelinye, kwaye uyakwazi ukuthetha ulwimi lwabo, kodwa asingeni kuyo nayiphi na loo nto de i-rex enamandla igabhe i-TARDIS. Ngokuqinisekileyo okubonwayo. U-Madame Vastra, uJenny, kunye no-Strax sele bekho kwityala kwaye bekwimo yesiqhelo xa uJenna Coleman's Clara kunye noGqirha ojongane ngokutsha bakhubeka kwi-TARDIS. Ayothusi into yokuba ugqirha edidekile malunga nobunzima akuyo kwaye udideke kakhulu ukuba ungubani na. Kwelinye icala, uClara naye woyika kwaye udidekile. Olunye unxibelelwano olukhulu kum kwesi siqendu yile - ngelixa ndingakholelwa ukuba siyazi ukuba uClara ukhe wabona ubungqina bokuzalwa ngokutsha, uyazi ukuba yinto eyenzekayo kwaye ebandakanyeka kubomi bonke bukaGqirha.
Yinto encinci kodwa ithatha isahlulo esihle sokungafuni kukaClara kunye nokungamthembi ugqirha kwisiqendu sonke. Ngokufana nesimo sikaGqirha esixakekileyo. Kuphantse kungonwabi ukubukela njengoko uCapaldi edlala indoda ebonakala ngathi ineswekile eyoyikisa abo bamngqongileyo endaweni yokufaka ukuzithemba kwakhe kwesiqhelo. Iqela labahlobo limlalisa ebhedini kwaye lihamba lichaza indlela ingxaki yethu yedinosaur enokuthi idibane ngayo nokubulala kutshanje eLondon. Ngokukodwa ukubulala apho amaxhoba abonakala ngathi ayatsha. Thina, njengababukeli siyazi ukuba iwotshi yewotshi inkulu kodwa asinakuqiniseka ukuba banxibelelana okwangoku.
Ngeli xesha, uVastra unika uClara ixesha elinzima lokuphendula kuGqirha. Kwincoko exineneyo utyholwa ukuba nentombazana-yesikolo ityunyuziwe kuye kwaye wacetyiswa ukuba alibale indoda enobuso obutsha eneneni indala kakhulu. Unokudlala ngothotho lweentaba, utsho uVastra, kwaye ngenene, ugqirha ngokwakhe uyamemeza kuye kamva, andinguye umfana wakho. Mhlawumbi oku kukothusa ababukeli ekuqondeni ukuba ugqirha bekungasoloko kuyinto yomnqweno (imayile yakho isenokwahluka kunjalo)) kwaye ayizukuba leli xesha lonyaka (URebecca uza kundinika iliso elibi ngaphezulu koku, mna yazi nje). Le yilapho sifumana khona ingcamango kaClara ye-sexy fella nguMarcus Aurelius.
Ukuqhubela phambili, uClara unxibe njengengubo yakhe yamaVictorian kwaye ugqirha uyigqiba ngefestile yebali lesibini emva kokubona ihlwempu u-T. rex linyuka lidangatye. UVastra uqinisekile ukuba ugqirha uza kuyenza yedwa kwaye uxelele uClara ukuba uya kuba luncedo ngakumbi ekusombululeni ukubulala. Ugqirha, nangona kunjalo, uyabaleka enxibe ilokhwe yokulala, esazibuza ukuba ngubani. Uvutha ngeenyawo kwindledlana ebuka ubuso bakhe kodwa ezibuza nokuba kutheni ndikhethe obu buso? Ukuphinda abuyele kuCapaldi Imililo yokubonakala kwePompeii njengohlobo oluthile lwesilumkiso esingacacanga kuye. Kodwa kukwakho nesikhanyisi, Ngubani obendifumbathe ubuso obu buso? kunye nee-jollies kunye nomnye umhlali we-alley malunga nesimbo sakhe saseScotland.
Ekugqibeleni, uClara uyakhumbula ukuba unguMlingane kwaye unokuzifumanisa ngokwakhe izinto kwaye afumane umyalezo akholelwa ukuba uvela kwaGqirha kwiphephandaba. Intombazana engenakwenzeka iyafundeka, kunye nelinye icebo lokufumana indawo yeentlanganiso ngasemva kwephepha. Yena kunye noGqirha bavutha kwindawo enye, indawo yokutyela, kwaye emva kokutsha kancinci kwesi siqendu, ekugqibeleni siqala ukubona ukuba kuya kuba njani ukubhangqwa kukaGqirha / umlingane. Aba babini banencoko yesiqhelo kwaye babonakala ngathi bayenza de uClara aqonde ukuba ugqirha uphilile, ugqirha, kwaye ebiza oko avakalelwa kukuba ziimpazamo zakhe, hayi ezakhe. Ndingathanda ukunika ingcinga engakumbi kolu tshintshiselwano emva kokubukela okwesibini kodwa okwangoku masiqhubeke siye kwi-OMG YONKE INDAWO YOKUTSHALA NGOKUGQIBELA IQHELEKILEYO YABANTU!
Ewe umdlalo wokugqibela ubonakalisiwe, ukusweleka komlilo kuyinyani ukufihla iirobhothi ezisebenza ngewotshi eziba iziqwenga zabantu ukuze bajonge ngakumbi abantu. Kukho into eyaziwayo kakhulu ngayo yonke le nto, Utshilo uBiff Tannen .
Indawo yokutyela iphambili ekuqokeleleni abantu kwaye uClara kunye noGqirha bathathwa ngokukhawuleza into endinokuyicinga yinguqulelo yama-Victorian ye-bat-pole ye-Batman nakwindawo engcwele yangaphakathi yezikhululo zokutshaja iirobhothi (eneneni intsalela yenqanawa yabo). Bonke balele ngoko ugqirha ukhawuleza abuyele kwimowudi yomcuphi, ukuzama ukuqonda ukuba kwenzeka ntoni apha kwaye kutheni. Kodwa xa beqala ukuvuka kwaye lixesha lokubaleka, ugqirha uyamshiya ngasemva uClara ukuze azisindise. Siyazi ukuba uGqirha ngekhe ayenze nyani loo nto, kodwa emva kwendlela ebesenza ngayo sonke isiqendu kukho umzuzu apho ndicinga khona, mhlawumbi uyenzile nyani. Unjalo noClara, ewe, kodwa akanakukhathazeka ixesha elide njengoko kufuneka azisindise ngokukhupha izidalwa zewotshi. Uyaqonda ukuba abanangqondo kangako kwaye uthatha isigqibo sokubamba umphefumlo uza kubenza bacinge ukuba ungomnye wabo. Iyasebenza. Kude kube ngoku akakwazi ukuma kwakhona kwaye kufuneka ancancise emoyeni. Ngumzuzu oxineneyo notyumkileyo weqhawe obucinga ukuba liza kusuka kongendawo. Kodwa ngokwenene, konke okufunekayo kukuma kancinci (aka uthetha irobhothi yewotshi ekhokelayo kwizangqa) de kufike uGqirha (kunye noVastra, uJenny, kunye noStrax). Wayenokholo lokuba uya kuthi.
Iqela le-ragtag lizama ukulwa nendlela yabo yokuphuma kodwa bayayiqonda ukuba ayinaziqhamo kwaye uzame into engaphefumliyo kwakhona. NguJenny kuphela ongakwaziyo ukubambelela kwaye uVastra, ekubeni eyiSilurian, unomoya owongezelelekileyo kwimiphunga yakhe kwaye unika uJenny… ngomlomo wakhe. Ewe, le yayiyincumo yokwanga esasiyiva malunga nayo kwaye ikhohlisa ngokupheleleyo. Nangona kunjalo, kudutyulwe ngokupheleleyo kubabukeli ukuyifumana ivusa isondo. Ke, olo hlobo lonakele. Ndiyazi ukuba ndingathanda ngokupheleleyo ukuba bayeke abafazi abatshatileyo baphuze njengabantu abatshatileyo.
Ukuqhubela phambili, ugqirha uyasuswa kwi-equation ye-one-on-one ngerobhothi yewotshi yentloko. Sifunda le robhothi inoluvo olungaqhelekanga lwenkolo, ihlala ithetha ngendlela abazama ngayo ukubuyela kumhlaba wesithembiso. Ugqirha uyilahla ngokukhawuleza le njengeenkolelo ngelixa eqhubeka nokutyhila imfihlakalo nangona BENZE IBHALONI ELITSHA ELIPHUMELELEYO KWISIKhumba SABANTU. Kwenzeka ukuba, inqanawe yokuqala eyayisebenza kwiirobhothi yayibizwa ngokuba yi-SS Marie Antoinette… inqanawa engudade eya kwi-SS Madame de Pompadour, iziko leqonga elithandwayo nguSteven Moffat, Intombazana eseZiko. Ewe, ngelixa zingenakukhanya kwaye zintsha (bebejinga okwexeshana, emva kwayo yonke loo nto), ezi zikwimeko efanayo yokulungisa iiwotshi esizibonileyo ngaphambili, ngesiphoso esifanayo kwinkqubo yabo. Ugqirha wabelana ngeengcinga ezinzulu kunye nomenzi wobubi malunga nesazisi kunye nokuchongwa kwethu kubandakanya ukungahambelani nenkqubo yethu. Ngaba ugqirha uya kulwa naye aze abulale isidalwa okanye i-robot iya kumelana nokuzilimaza. Sishiyekile ukuzibuza njengoko indoda yewotshi iwela ekufeni kwayo ingasentla kweLondon.
Ukusonga izinto, ukusidida, kunye nokusiqala kwimfihlakalo yethu yeli xesha, sifunde ngokuqinisekileyo nokuba uGqirha noClara abayibeki intengiso eyimfihlakalo ephepheni kwaye babone indoda esebenza ngeewotshi iphila kwaye iphilile kwakhona kwigadi entle. Ngumhlaba wesithembiso ngokuqinisekileyo, utsho umfazi oyimfihlakalo ogama linguMissy. Kodwa uqhelene kakhulu noGqirha kubonakala, embiza ngesoka lakhe kwaye esithi uyamthanda. Ndiqinisekile ukuba ayizukuphelela ekubeni yingoma yoMlambo kodwa ikhathazeke nangakumbi ngetrope eyoyikekayo angawela phantsi kwayo. Kodwa oku kubonisa ukuba ikwangulaa mfazi uvela kwiBell of Saint John odibanise uClara noGqirha kwasekuqaleni.
Kodwa asikagqibi okwangoku! Ugqirha noClara babuyele kwixesha langoku kunye noClara besadidekile malunga nobuso bakhe. Ngethamsanqa ufumana umnxeba wexesha elifanelekileyo kuGqirha wakhe. Ewe, uMat Smith ubonakalisa ixesha lokugqibela (?) NjengoGqirha we-11 wokuqinisekisa uClara. Ndime ngcamango yam ukuba akufanele imfuno kuyomeleza kodwa makhe sijongane nayo, le yenzelwe abalandeli kunaye nabani na kwaye yindawo entle.
Ke ewe, ndicinga ukuba kukhuselekile ukuthi ndilonwabele kakhulu eli thuba. Njengoko besenditshilo ngaphambili, ulindelo lwam oluphantsi lusenokuba ludlale indima kodwa ngaphandle koko, bendonwabile kukufumana ukonwaba okusulungekileyo Ugqirha Ngubani kwakhona. Isiqendu sasinamahlaya amaninzi, idrama eninzi, kwaye ndandisoyika ngokusemthethweni okokuqala okwethutyana. Kusafuneka ndenze ukucinga ngokuboniswa kobuhlobo bukaVastra noJenny apha (inokwenza ngokuqinisekileyo ukonyuka ngaphandle kokukhawuleza malunga nokudlala ngothando nabanye abantu) kwaye bekukho imixholo yenkolo enomdla kwesi siqendu esinokuphakamisa ezimbalwa amashiya (intloko yokubethelelwa emnqamlezweni phakathi kwabo) kodwa iyonke ndiza kubiza isiqendu sibe yimpumelelo ekwaziseni ugqirha wethu omtsha. Ukumamela kwakhona kwiNtombazana eMazantsi ibinokuthi ivele i-hokey okanye yonakalise ukuphuma kwasekuqaleni kodwa ingena kakuhle apha kwaye ayiziva ngathi ayithandeki. Ndivakalelwa kukuba i-arc yesi siqendu iya kuba nexesha elitsha lohlengahlengiso loGqirha elihlala lifutshane kunesiqhelo kodwa siza kubona. Into endinokuyithetha ngoku kukuba, uqhubeke nomsebenzi olungileyo.
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