NgeHalloween kufutshane nekona, incoko ngokwendalo iphendukela kwiimovie zethu ezoyikisayo. Uyazi, ezo zikugcina ebusuku, ezikwenza ujonge phantsi kwezilili zakho izilwanyana ezinkulu. Ngokuqinisekileyo, kukho iifilimu zeklasikhi malunga needemon, iziporho, i-vampires, kunye neempambano. Kodwa ndingathanda ukucebisa ngeniso elitsha kwi-canon eyoyikisayo, enye eyoyikisayo kunayo nayiphi na into yokubulala umdaniso okanye umbulali othanda ihoki. Ndiyathetha, ewe, malunga ne-movie ye-Disney ye-2000 ye-Disney Ubungakanani boBomi Kudlala uLindsay Lohan kunye neTyra Banks.
Kulungile, ndiyayazi ukuba ucinga ntoni, kodwa undive. Ubungakanani boBomi Ngaba yimovie eshukumayo yodoli edlayo engonwabisiyo eyenzayo UAnabelle yiva ingathi U-Anne weGreen Gables . Kukwalicamngca ngokukhohlisayo kubukho obulingana nayo nayiphi na isiqendu se Isibuko esimnyama . Kodwa ndiya phambili.
Ubungakanani boBomi amaziko eCasey (Lindsay Lohan) ibanga lesixhenxe tomboy umama wakhe wasweleka kwiminyaka emibini eyadlulayo. UCasey kunye notata wakhe ongekhoyo bebetsala nzima xa engekho, ke uCasey omncinci uthatha isigqibo sokuvusa umama wakhe ofileyo engcwabeni enkosi kwincwadi yomlingo ayifumeneyo. Ngelishwa, uCasey akafundanga Izilwanyana zasekhaya , ke kusafuneka afunde isifundo esinamandla sokuba ngamanye amaxesha ukufa kungcono.
UCasey ufumana ezinye zeenwele ezindala zikamama wakhe kwibhrashi yeenwele yesiko lokuvuka kwakhe, kodwa kukho ukubanjwa. Umhlobo womsebenzi katata wakhe / umdla wothando onokubakho unike uCasey unodoli kaEva (ngokusisiseko onguBarbie kuyo yonke into ngaphandle kwegama / ilungelo lokushicilela) kwaye uye wa brusha iinwele zodoli ngebrashi efanayo. Ibar esecaleni: ngaba ikhona into enqabileyo kunowasetyhini okhulileyo oxubha iinwele zedoli? Hayi akukho. Ngengozi uCasey usebenzisa iinwele zodoli kwisithethe, ezisa uEva ebomini (iTyra Banks).
Njengonodoli, uEva ngumntu obhinqileyo: ugqirha, iphoyisa, unobhala, usomajukujuku. Njengomntu, uEva ungumlilo wenkunkuma. ULindsay Lohan uzama ukusingatha kuye njengoko ehamba ukusuka komnye ukuya kwenye, ekhanyisa ikhitshi ngomlilo, ehamba ethengisa, kwaye esebenzisa impumlo okokuqala. Yabona, ngexa uEva ngokucacileyo enenkumbulo yokwenza yonke le misebenzi yahlukeneyo, usengunodoli, ngoko akakaze atye okanye anuke nantoni na. Yilapho i-movie ihla ibe yimpambano kum.
UEva angaqeqeshwa njani njengogqirha kodwa engazi ukuba usebenza njani owakhe umlomo? Njani ukuba ligosa kodwa angabinakho ukuzulazula ngezinyuka ezizihambelayo? Ngaba usisidenge okanye yingqondi? Ngaba sonke okanye akanguye wethu? Kwaye loluphi uhlobo lwe-bizarro yeplastiki yeli lizwe eza? Ukuba uthambo lovuko lwalusebenza oko kuthetha ukuba wayephila ngaxa lithile? NDINEMIBUZO EMININZI KUNYE NEMOVILE AKUNazo iimpendulo kum.
Ekugqibeleni, kuvela ukuba uEva akanako ukwenza nantoni na konke konke. Xa ezama ukusebenza njengonobhala kwinkampani katata kaCasey, sifumanisa ukuba konke uEva anokukwenza kukuchwetheza ngokungathandabuzekiyo iileta ezingahleliwe. Ungunopopi nje ohambahamba.
(umzobo ochanekileyo wam emsebenzini)
Kuyadandathekisa ukuba uEva, ekufuneka elungile kuyo yonke into, ayilungelanga nto kwaye akakwazi ukusebenza eluntwini. Ngokusisiseko ulusana lweplastiki olunemvakalelo, olwenza ukuba angabinakuphikiswa ngutata kaCasey. Kukubi kakhulu njengoko ucinga ukuba kunjalo. Okokugqibela, uLindsay Lohan noEva bayaqonda ukuba kufuneka bambuyisele kunodoli kuba, njengomntu, sisikhohlakali esingasebenziyo. Kufana noMary Shelley UFrankenstein ukuba i-monster yayazi kuphela indlela yokuthenga nokucula ingoma yayo yomxholo kwaye uVictor wayeyinto encinci ye-ginger magic.
Kwaye ukuba ayonelanga ukukuqinisekisa oko Ubungakanani boBomi Umboniso bhanyabhanya owoyikisayo, mfundi othandekayo, nabu ubungqina obunamandla. Ifilimu ifumana enye inkqubela.
Kwimeko apho ungevanga. & # x1f49b; # UbomiSize2 , kulo Disemba.
xo uEva pic.twitter.com/Tyx6uH9oHL
-Iibhanki zeTyra (@tyrabanks) Julayi 10, 2018
Ngaba ukulungele i Ubungakanani boBomi Ubume beCinematic ukwandisa? Ngaba siza kufunda ngakumbi malunga ne-nihilist dystopia eyiDoll yeHlabathi? Ngaba uLindsay Lohan uza kubuya abe ngumfazi oqaqambe kakhulu ebuntwaneni kunye noTyra Banks amenze iqokobhe lobuthathaka lomfazi? Kuya kufuneka silinde de kube nguDisemba ukuze sive.
(umfanekiso: Disney)
