Ubuhle obuthandekayo kunye nerhamncwa: Nabani na oThanda inkwenkwana eneminyaka eli-11 ubudala yi-Asshole

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Omhle kunye nesilwanyana Iya kuhlala iyenye yeefilimu endizithandayo zeDisney kunye ne-Belle enye yeenkosazana zam ezithandekayo zeDisney, nto leyo ethethe ukuba ndenze konke ukugxeka imovie kunye nezinto ezixhaphazayo eziqulethweyo. I-Stockholm Syndrome kunye ne-Abusive Beast eshushu ishushu ngumnqwazi omdala ngoku, kunye neempikiswano ezichasene nezo zifundo. Nangona kunjalo, esi sithuba asizukuba malunga noko. Esi sithuba simalunga ne-Enchantress entle kunye nendlela a… luhlobo lwe-esile.

Kudala-dala, ndenza impazamo ebuhlungu yokuthenga nokubukela Ubuhle kunye nerhamncwa: Ikrisimesi yomlingo, o Nee midquels ezikhutshiwe yiDisney ukusinika ukuqonda ngakumbi ngabalinganiswa. Uninzi lwazo lubi, nangona zikho ezimbalwa okwahlukileyo, kodwa eyona nto imoyikisayo Ikrisimesi enobugqi yindlela yokulahla inkunkuma enkulu kulo naluphi na uphawu lokuphuhliswa kwempawu okwenzeka ngexesha BatB ’ s Into Kukho ukuthandana montage. Inkunkuma, kodwa into eyenzayo kukuqinisekisa ukuba irhamncwa, okanye… UAdam , wayeyinkwenkwana eneminyaka elishumi elinanye xa wayeqalekiswa yi-Enchantress… ngeKrisimesi.

(Kwakhona, musa ukujonga i-Enchantress njengophawu oluxhasayo IiGargoyles ?)

Ndilungise ukuba ndiphosakele, kodwa ngaba iintsomi azixhomeki xa ziqalekisa abantwana? Nkqu nedouche-y. Ngoku, into eyenziwa yile kliphu ngokuyisiseko yonakalisa yonke imeko yesiqalekiso sesilwanyana. Ekuvulweni kwe-movie yoqobo, intshayelelo ithi wayecinywe lixhegwazana lakhe, kwaye yiyo loo nto engamvumeli ukuba angene. Ikwabonisa ixhegokazi limnika ithuba lesibini, limlumkisa ukuba angakhohliswa. ngembonakalo kuba ubuhle bufumaneka ngaphakathi. Uyamjika kwakhona, kwaye kulapho athe waguquka waba ngumfazi omhle, wabona ukuba akukho thando entliziyweni yakhe, kwaye amguqula abe sisilo.

Ngoku, kwi ngentla kwesiqwengana , uphazamisa inkwenkwana ngaphambi kwexesha elivisayo ngexesha leKrisimesi, uyamjika Kanye ngenxa yokubawa, emva koko wagqabhuka okomntu womlingo waseKool-Aid wajika umntwana Kwisigebenga. Akakahambi nokufikisa, nenekazi!

Ukubuyela umva kwakhona kwifilimu yoopopayi yoqobo, unokucinga, Owu, kukuqhubekeka nje okungalunganga okuvela kwifilimu yoopopayi ye-non-canon Disney , Ngaphandle kokuba umamele iingoma kunye nokubaliswa kwimovie yantlandlolo, ithi kufuneka afunde ukufumana umntu oza kumthanda ngomhla wakhe wokuzalwa wama-21 okanye aqalekiswe ngonaphakade njengesilo-isiqalekiso esaqala kwiminyaka elishumi eyadlulayo, oko kukuthi Ewe, waguqulwa waba sisilo esikhulu eneminyaka elishumi elinanye.

Inenekazi. Wtf?

Okokuqala, inkwenkwana eneminyaka elishumi elinanye ingavumeli ixhegokazi elingaqhelekanga ukuba lingene ngexesha lesimo sezulu esibi yinto nje eqhelekileyo, kodwa ikwangumntwana. Ingxelo imenza ukuba azwakale ngathi uyi-Joffrey-style sociopath, kodwa i-flashback imenza nje abonakale ngathi ungumkhwa oqhelekileyo. Kubonakala ngathi ukhohlakele ngokungakholelekiyo ekwenzeni ukuba inkwenkwana ihambe kolo hlobo lotshintsho. Ngaphezu koko akukho mntu ujikeleze iminyaka yakhe enqabeni, kwaye ngesizathu esithile, nguye kuphela oneminyaka yobudala (mhlawumbi kungenxa yokuba uyindalo kwaye wonke umntu uyinto?), ke kuya kufuneka ukuba abe nawo nawuphi na umxholo wothando lwesini ?

Uyinkosana ejikelezwe ngabakhonzi, ochithe isiqingatha sobomi bakhe emzimbeni ongengomntu. Ngenxa yokuba yedwa, unezakhono ezimbalwa kwezentlalo. Kuze kuchazwe nakwifilimu yoopopayi ukuba akafundanga.

Into endiyithethayo kukuba le Enchantress ibingathi ifuna ukuba isilele. Kuko konke. Kutheni engafundi nje ukuba angabi li-esile. Kutheni le nto efuna ukuba intombazana iphule isiqalekiso sakhe?

Enye yezinto ezenziwa ngumdlalo bhanyabhanya owenza i-The Beast ibe ngumntu omdala kwaye efundisiwe xa eqalekisiwe kwaye edlala umdlalo wobukrelekrele waseFrance, omele ukumenza avuthwe ngakumbi kuphuhliso lwabalinganiswa, kodwa emva koko waba sisilo esiNgena , gqitha.

Konke oku kuthetha ukuba inxalenye yento eyenza ukuba iSilwanyana sibe yindlela ayiyo, ngaphandle kokuzithethelela ngokuziphatha kwakhe, kukuba akanalo ulwazi lokuphila njengomntu omdala ngenxa yokuba engazange waba mdala . Ingxaki enkulu kwi-movie, kum, yinto yokuba i-Enchantress ibethe usindiso lwalo mfana ngasemva komfazi othile ongalindelekanga kwenye indawo.

Ukuhamba kukaDick.

(umfanekiso: Disney)