Umdlalo wemihla ngemihla ubuyisa uBomi bukaMitch Mcconnell kwiiLips, Akukho Mphefumlo, Akukho Ngxaki

Unokuhlala umthemba uTrevor uNowa kunye neqela lakhe ngaphezulu Umboniso wemihla ngemihla . Bahlala besazi indlela yokugubungela imixholo ebalulekileyo enomdla kuthi njengabemi ngelixa behlekisa ngayo yonke into, kwaye besinika umbono ngaxeshanye usisindisayo ekukhupheni iinwele zethu. Yile nto yenzekileyo kwiDaily Showography kaMitch McConnell: Akukho Milomo, Akukho Mphefumlo, Akukho Ngxaki.

Ngoku, isihloko, okokuqala nokuphambili, yinto entle. Nabani na oza nayo kufuneka anyuselwe kwaye abanye ngenxa yokuba banyanisile. Akukho sithintelo ungenako ukuwuthabatha kurhulumente wase-U.S xa ungenamphefumlo. Kwaye ukusithatha kolu hambo kubomi bukaMitch McConnell nguDesi Lydic, a Umboniso wemihla ngemihla umbhali onoxanduva lokushaya njenge Ngubani umntu waseFlorida?

Kwangoko kwilulwane, uyazi ukuba oku kuzakuba kukukhwela ngaphandle ngokubonisa uhanahaniso kunye notshintsho olwenziwe nguMcConnell kwindlela eya kurhulumente wase-U.S ngomgca wokuvula, Ungomnye wabona bantu banempembelelo kwisizukulwana sakhe. Iqhinga lezopolitiko ngobuqhetseba bempungutye kunye ne charisma yeslug enetyiwa. Kodwa yintoni ekufuneka enqabile ngayo?

Kwaye xa bethetha i-Showography, bathetha ukuba siza kuqala emva xa uMcConnell wayengumntwana kwaye yintoni eyambetha kakhulu esemncinci kangaka. Kwiminyaka eyi-2 uMitch wajongana nomceli mngeni wakhe wokuqala kunye nokuphela kwakhe, awayeza kuthi kamva awukhumbule kwintengiso yephulo. Kuyabonakala ukuba, xa wayesengumntwana ngexesha leMfazwe yesibini (II) yeHlabathi, wahlaselwa sisifo sepoliyo. Wachacha, kodwa waphantse washiya usapho lwakhe lwaphuka. Ukuphendula, uMcConnell wazisa umthetho oyilwayo wokuqinisekisa ukuba ukhathalelo lwempilo luyafumaneka kuzo zonke iintsapho zaseKentucky.

Kwaye njengepoliyo yakhe, uMcConnell wayigqiba kweso sigaba sobomi bakhe kwaye efuna ukunceda amaMelika ukuba afumane ingxelo abayifunayo. Njani? Ewe, ngokuqhubeka ngokuzama ukubuyisela i-Obamacare emva koko utshintshele ekuyiphindaphindeni iyonke . Kodwa siya phambili kuthi xa kuziwa kwimiboniso kaMitch McConnell. Kuqala, kufuneka siyiphule iminyaka xa wosulelwa ngumpolitiki wokuqala kwangoko.

Ndiyazi, uloyiko. Kodwa yinyani. Umahluko kukuba uMitch McConnell wayengenguye lo ufileyo ngoku. Wayengumanyano, ekhetha ukhetho, kwaye waya kuMartin Luther King ngoMatshi eWashington. Phantse ungakholelwa, akunjalo? Ukwazi uMitch esikwenzayo ngoku, kunokwenzeka ukuba afake isikhalazo sengxolo, njengoko uDesi Lydic eqhula wayenza ngenene xa esiya kumatshi.

Oku kulandelayo kukunyuka okuzinzileyo kukaMcConnell kwiqela leRiphabhlikhi ade agqibe ekubeni athathe inxaxheba kwi-United States Senate. Kwaye ayimangalisi loo nto… bekungekho mdla mncinci-oko kukuthi, de uMcConnell afumane uncedo kuRoger Ailes, kwi-CEO yeFox yexesha elizayo kunye neHolo yoDumo yokuqala ngokwesini . Ewe, loo ndoda, uMcConnell waya kunceda.

Uye waphumelela kwaye watyala ixesha lakhe elininzi ebuyisela kwabo bamncedayo. Uye walandela iphulo lezopolitiko ngokuvuma ukuba nemali eninzi (eyothusa kakhulu apho) kwaye wenza imali ngokutshata no-Elaine Chao, indlalifa eyamenza wangoyena mntu usisityebi kwi-Senate. Ngamazwi kaLydic, Ngobutyebi, amandla, kunye nokunyaniseka kwephepha elinye langasese, uMitch waba yinkokeli yamaqela akhe kwiNdlu yeeNgwevu.

Kwaye wayenza injongo yakhe ukubuyisela ngokuqinileyo nayiphi na iRiphabhlikhi, abo bamfikisayo apho akhoyo ngoku, bakholelwa kuloo mzuzu-nokuba yayiqinisekisa ukuba uMongameli u-Obama wayengu-Mongameli wexesha elinye okanye uvimba nawuphi na umthetho awubekileyo, uMcConnell uqiniseke ukuba uyiGandalf yeqela leRiphabhlikhi eliza kuhamba, Awuyi kudlula! Owu kwaye waba liqabane kunye nefilibuster, esila urhulumente ukuba amise naliphi na ithuba alifumeneyo.

Oku kulandelayo yiminyaka kwiminyaka kaMitch esithi wayelapha ngabantu baseMelika ngelixa ethintela iiNkundla ePhakamileyo ukuba zikhethwe kunyaka wonyulo ngaphambi kokuba bajikeleze kwaye benze ngokuchaseneyo xa ikombasi yakhe ekhanyayo kunye nebala e-orenji ekhangeleka ifuna ukwenza olwakhe utshintsho. Ewe, ndithetha ngalowo wayesakuba nguMongameli uDonald J. Trump.

Leyo yayiyiminyaka eyayichaza ngokwenyani uMcConnell kwaye isenjalo nangoku. Kwaye naxa uDonald J. Trump emrhuqa eludakeni kangangeminyaka, kwanasemva kokuphembelela uqhushululu ngoJanuwari 6 owagungqisa olu hlanga, uMcConnell wayimamela loo mvakalelo ingaphakathi kuye eyathi masihlasele abantu abaninzi ngeloxesha esithi uzakubuya uTrump. kwakhona ukuba wayenyulwe njengoMongameli kwiRiphabhlikhi ngo-2024.

Eli lilifa lakhe. Ngokwam, ndiyathemba ukuba akakho umntu onokuze alibale into awayemele yona kunye nobumdaka bento ayenzileyo kurhulumente wethu, enye yeefilibuster ngexesha. Kwaye enkosi Umboniso wemihla ngemihla 'S Showography, akufuneki.

(umfanekiso: Umboniso wemihla ngemihla kunye noTrevor Noah Youtube)

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