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Ngeli xesha kwi-Narratively Weirdest Tragicomic, siye sangena kwisiqendu sokuqala kwezintathu ezahlukileyo ukusuka kwimbambano ephambili yeziganeko zentlalo kunye nemfihlakalo ejikelezileyo, eyenzeka apho kungekho mfuneko ingako ukuze kuthathwe indawo ekhethekileyo Umxholo okanye ukuqonda oonobumba banye ukuba baphele bebaluleke ngokungxamisekileyo njengoko bekhumbula. Ngumzekelo ophawulekayo phakathi komtya wabathengisi abathengisa ngaphandle ngokuba yinto ehlekisayo emnyama njengeekawusi zakho emva kokuhamba ekhitshini elingcolileyo, elingagxili kwinto enye, kodwa ngabantu abathathu abaziphethe kakubi kunye nobudlelwane babo nemikhosi engaphaya kwendalo ethatha idolophu.

Isingeniso esincinci ngokubhekisele kwinto ethile yesiqendu: Ndicinga ukuba kufanelekile ukuba sithi siza kujongana nezinto ezinobunzima ngokunxulumene nokuzibulala kunye… kakuhle… umntwana ozama ukuzibulala oboniswe ekuyileni amahlaya. Kwaye ... ewe, andicingi ukuba ndingakwazi ukunxibelelana ngokufanelekileyo noburharha ngendlela yokubhala engaphelelwanga xesha, ke nceda ungathembeli koku kubhala ukuyifumana. Ke! Musa ukuthi andikuxwayisanga!



Isiqendu sivula njengesiqhelo njengakuqala, isenzo esiphambili siqala (umntu ohamba edolophini) njengolwazi olubalulekileyo lwasemva kwingxelo ejikelezileyo inikezelwa kwiforum yengxoxo esele isungulwe ngaphambili ethi ikukhuphe kwibali lokuqala. Iyajika ibe lolunye ulwazi olubaluleke kakhulu kwiFox (umhlobo wethu uKozuka) ukuphela, kwaye ixhaphakile kwisiqendu nakuwo onke amaJapan, ewe, qhubeka kwaye ugcine imibhalo engezantsi kule.

Saziswa ngamadoda amabini ajikeleza edolophini, enye indala, enye inkulu, kwaye omabini achongwa ngoobhaka babo abancinci baseMaromi. I-chatlog iqala ngokungacacanga ngenjongo, ichaza nje izicwangciso malunga nomhla omkhulu abantu abathathu abalungiselela wona. Izinto ziqala ukuba nentlanzi xa uZebra noFuyubachi, njengoko besaziwa kwi-Intanethi, bedibana nomntu wesithathu ogama linguKamome kwaye babone ukuba yintombazana encinci ebonakala ngathi inomdla wento ekucingelwa ukuba isencinci kuyo. Ukusuka apho kuqala umdlalo ohlekisayo weempazamo eziza kwenza ukuba uCharlie Chaplin ahlale phantsi ukuze athathe amanqaku.

Eli nqaku lelona xesha lililo lokuba uqaphele ukuba esi siqendu sichazwa (kwaye yintoni eza kuba yeyona nto iphambili ekubhaleni okuncinci) luhlobo lwobuqili, isitayile esaphukileyo sokubalisa amabali. Ihamba isuka kwindawo enye iye kwelandelayo kukusilela okumangalisayo ukuzibulala-ngamanye amaxesha kubangelwe ngamanye, ngamanye amaxesha ziimeko zokusingqongileyo okusishiya nembonakalo ethile entle. Ukongeza koku kukuba yonke ithoni yesiqendu ithatha indlela yokuphuma nosapho okulula, ukusuka kwiintetho zokufumana izinto ezintsha kunye (njengokukhwela uloliwe kunye nokunyuka kwentaba) ukuya kugonyamelo, umculo ongakhathaliyo kunye nemifanekiso ye-trio ebambe izandla kwaye bacula kunye nomnye nomnye.

Unxibelelwano olukhankanyiweyo phakathi kohlobo lokubaliswa kwamabali e-janky kunye nebali elikhulu liyabonakala nakwezinye izinto ezingathandekiyo, ezinomdla ezibonisa ukuba zixhaphakile ngaphandle kokuba zinzima. Kuyathakazelisa ukubona indlela abazihamba ngayo ngokufa, ukusuka ekuvakaliseni uloyiko lomntu ngamnye lokuba nesizungu kunye neentlungu ukuya kwisicatshulwa esincinci sokuba kutheni befuna ukuzibulala. I-Zebra mhlawumbi yatyhalelwa elunxwemeni ngenxa yobume bayo njengobuncinci bezesondo, kwaye uFuyubachi wahlaselwa sisifo sengqondo esingachazwanga awayezama ukuzisusa kuso, njengoko kungqinwa kukunyanzelisa kwakhe amayeza apakishwe ngesandla njengepilisi yakhe yokugqibela.

Siyabona ukuba oku kuthetha ntoni kuye xa isigulo sakhe sisebenza ukuya esiphelweni. Amaxesha amaninzi ngexesha lesiqendu, yenziwe yacaca ngokucacileyo ukuba bonke boyika ukufa bodwa kunye neentlungu. Konke oko kuyanceda ukomeleza imeko equlunqweyo yesivumelwano sokuzibulala. Kwakhona, konke oku kunikezelwe ngokuzola, amaxesha akhawulezayo ahamba kakuhle kunye nencoko yokwakha. Akunyanzelekanga ukuba ukhethe kuyo yonke loo nto ukufumana ithoni okanye injongo ngokubanzi ye-macabre comedy (kunye ne-punchline ekugqibeleni), kodwa iyanceda ngokwenene xa uzama ukufumana uhlobo oluthile lokuvakala ngokweemvakalelo ngaphandle isiqendu.

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