Ngaba iZombie Apocalypse Inokwenzeka?

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Ngokwesiqhelo le yinto abantu abanokuzikhathaza ngayo kwiimovie ezoyikisayo, kodwa ngaba i-apocalypse ye-zombie inokwenzeka ngokwenyani kwilizwe lokwenyani? Kuyavunywa ukuba ayisiyonto efanele ikugcine uphaphile ebusuku, kodwa besizibuza ukuba ingaba ngokwenzululwazi kunokwenzeka ukuba umhlaba wethu wosulelwe yintsholongwane ye-zombie.

Ngale nto engqondweni lwandoya.com Cwangcisa ukubuza ezinye zeengcali zombie zehlabathi uluvo lwabo malunga nokuba kunokwenzeka kangakanani ukuba ulindele uhlaselo lweZombie ukufikelela kunxweme lwethu.

IZizathu EZIBANGAYO ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Isifo seMad Cow
INGOZI YOBUNGOZI:
7/10

Isigulo esaziwa ngokuba yi-bovine spongiform encephalopathy, okanye i-BSE ngamafutshane, iMad Cow Disease yintsholongwane ehlasela inkqubo yemithambo-luvo yenkomo, isenza ukuba senze ngendlela engaqhelekanga kwaye siphulukane nolawulo lwayo lwendalo lokwenza izinto eziqhelekileyo, ngokuyintloko sigule ngengqondo. Usulelo lubangela ukuba inkomo isebenze ngengqondo kwaye kukholelwa ukuba ivela kukutya okungcolileyo okunikwa iinkomo.

UDavid Youngquist, umongameli woPapasho lwaMazwekazi aMnyama , wathi: I-apocalypse ye-zombie inokwenzeka. Ndiyothuka ngokunyanisekileyo into enje ayikenzeki. Nina bantu baseBritane ninesifo seMad Cow; eMelika sineZifo eziNgapheliyo zokuLahla, ezifanayo, kwiinyamakazi zethu nakwiinkomo zeelk. Isidleleli sinokugqithiselwa ebantwini ngokusetyenziswa kwenyama engaphekwanga. Akuyi kuthatha lukhulu ukutshisa uhlanga lwabantu.

UKyle Bishop, umbhali we American Zombie Gothic , Ndongeze ngelithi akunakulindeleka ukuba abafileyo ngequbuliso baphile kwaye baqale ukuhlasela abantu ngobundlobongela obunobuzaza kunye nesifo esosulelayo. Nangona kunjalo, ngaba intsholongwane ye-zombie inokukhula ngendlela eboniswe kwifilimu Kwiintsuku ezingama-28 kamva ? Ngokuqinisekileyo. Iintsholongwane ziyaguquka kwaye ziguquka ngalo lonke ixesha, kwaye ngubani owaziyo ukuba zeziphi izinto eziphekwayo kwindawo efihlakeleyo karhulumente izitya kwihlabathi liphela?

UJoe McKinney, umbhali weencwadi eziphambili ezifana Isixeko esifileyo , Apocalypse yabafileyo , Abadla inyama, kwaye UKumkani weZombie , usixelele: Eyokuqala kunye neyona ndlela inokwenzeka yayikukuba luhlobo oluthile lwe vector yebhayoloji, njenge-parasite yengqondo okanye uhlobo oluthile lweMad Cow Disease. Izifo ezininzi ziyazibonakalisa ngeempawu ezenza ukuba umntu osulelekileyo aziphathe njenge-zombie, agqibezele ukuhamba okungahambelaniyo kunye notyekelo olungacacanga. Ngokuphela kokuhamba kancinci kwe-antigenic esinye sezo zifo sinokusinika i-apocalypse yobomi bokwenyani.

Ukuvela kwe toxoplasmosa
INGOZI YOBUNGOZI:
2/10
Kukho ibug ebizwa ngokuba yi-toxoplasma gondii eyosulela iigundane kwaye inokuzala kuphela ngaphakathi kwamathumbu ekati. Izidleleleli zithatha ubuchopho bempuku, zisenza ngabom ukuba zihlale njengexhoba leekati ukuze zityiwe zisasaze intsholongwane. Isiqingatha sabantu sinobunzima be-toxoplasma emzimbeni wabo, kwaye konke oku kuya kuthatha kukuzivelela kancinci kwintsholongwane ukuze isenze kuthi into eyenzayo kwiigundane!

UDavid oselula Yongezwe: Kuyenzeka ukuba ube nokugula oku kunokuba yinto eyoyikisayo. Ngokukodwa ukuba i-parasite yenze ikhaya layo kwinkqubo yeemithambozo okanye kwingqondo njengoko ezinye zazo zilapho. Njengoko isidalwa sigxuma singena kwingqondo, esiqwini sobuchopho, nakwimithambo-luvo, sidala iintlungu ezininzi, kunye nelahleko yenkumbulo, ulawulo lwemisipha, ulawulo lwengqondo kunye nezinto ezithandayo. Kumntu omnye ukuyifumana yinto enye. Imbi, kodwa ayosuleli ngendlela eyoyikekayo.

Ukuqhambuka kuya kuba nzima ukufumana into enje. Kumntu omnye, ewe, i-toxoplasmosis yaziwa njengelobotomize kakuhle. Ityala lesidleleli eligqiba umjikelo wobomi, kwaye lishiya umninimzi imifuno. Okanye i-zombie, oko kuthetha.

UKyle uBhishophu Ndathi: Ndingothuka kakhulu xa ndifunda ukuba iparasite ingafezekisa inqanaba elifanayo lolawulo kunye nomzimba ophucukileyo nontsonkothileyo njengomntu, kodwa mhlawumbi nantoni na inokwenzeka ngohlobo olulungileyo lwendaleko.

Neurotoxins
INGOZI YOBUNGOZI:
9/10
Dibana nendoda yaseHaiti uClairvius Narcisse; umzekelo ophambili wento eyindibaniselwano eyingozi yamayeza inokwenza emzimbeni nasengqondweni. Ngokweengxelo, uMnu.Narcisse wadliswa ngumxube weetyhefu zendalo ngenjongo yokulinganisa ukufa.

Emva ‘kokusweleka’ kwakhe nokungcwatywa, umzimba wakhe wafunyanwa ngumfundisi wenkolo ye-vodun kwaye wanikwa imithamo ye ‘Datura stramonium,’ eguqula iNarcisse yaba yindawo efana nezombie. Umfundisi wayemthumele ukuba asebenze kwindawo yokulima iswekile iminyaka emibini kunye namanye amakhoboka e-zombie. Nangona kunjalo, emva kokubhubha kwenkosi, uNarcisse waya kwinkululeko kwaye xa idosi yakhe yesiqhelo ye-hallucinogen yaphela, ekugqibeleni wabuyela ezingqondweni. Ezi ntlobo zeziyobisi ezilawula ingqondo kwizandla ezingalunganga zinokuba neziphumo ezibi!

UDavid oselula uthe: Ngoku ii-neurotoxin ziyimidlalo yebhola eyahlukileyo ngokupheleleyo. Kukho uluhlu oluninzi lwee-neurotoxin, ukusuka kwinyoka, isigcawu, kunye netyhefu ye-scorpion, ukubumba, iintsholongwane kunye neebhaktheriya. I-Venom ayinakulunga ukudala uqhambuko, njengoko ibulala ngokukhawuleza okukhulu, ngaphandle kokuba ufumene indlela yokuyilawula.

UKyle uBhishophu I-Neurotoxins yenza ingqiqo ngakumbi, ngakumbi ukuba umntu ukholelwa kuphando olwenziwe nguWade Davis phaya ngeminyaka yoo-1980 eHaiti. Ngokwakhe Inyoka kunye noMnyama , I-neurotoxins ethathwe kwi-puffer fish kwaye kusenokwenzeka ukuba amasele asetyenziswe amashumi eminyaka ngabafundisi njenge-anesthetics kwaye, mhlawumbi, ukwenza i-zombies. Nangona kunjalo, ukuba uphando lukaDavis luchanekile, ii-neurotoxins aziguquli abantu babe ziZombi – zenza ukuba abantu babonakale befile kwabanye.

Ixhoba elinjalo liyakungcwatywa ngokungxama (kwindawo eshushu nefumileyo njengeHaiti), kwaye banokufumana ukonzakala kwengqondo okunzima (ukuba kungabhubhi) ukuba bebengakhutshwa ngokukhawuleza ngokwaneleyo. Ngokuka-Davis, ukuphulukana neoksijini yeyona nto ijika abantu babe 'ziZombi'; zenzelwe ngokufanelekileyo kwaye ziguqulwe zibe ngabasebenzi abonzakeleyo ngengqondo abachaphazeleka kakhulu kukucebisa kunye nokugqilazwa.

Iinanobots
INGOZI YOBUNGOZI:
6/10
Itekhnoloji eyenzelwe zizazinzulu, ekhuthaza ukwakhiwa kweerobhothi eziziphindaphindayo ezinokuzakhela okanye ukutshabalalisa nantoni na. Uphononongo lubonisa ukuba kwisithuba seminyaka elishumi izazinzulu ziya kube zenze ii-nanobots ezikwaziyo ukukhasa ngaphakathi kwengqondo yomntu kunye nokudala unxibelelwano lwe-neural ukubuyisela ezonakeleyo-ngokufanelekileyo, ii-nanobots ziya kuba nakho ukubuyisela iingcinga zakho zangaphakathi. Yintoni enokuthi ihambe gwenxa kuloo nto?!

Iingcali ziqikelela ukuba ngamanye amaxesha, ngenye imini, ii-nanobots ezincinci ziya kuguquka ngokwaneleyo ukuphelisa inkcubeko ngokukhukula umhlaba kunye ne-cannibalistic undead.

UDavid oselula waphawula: Iteknoloji yinto emangalisayo. Oku kunokuba yeyona ndlela inkulu yokwenza iarhente yokulala eyakhe yakhulelwa. Oko i-CIA kunye ne-KGB zazisebenzisa ukuzama ukwenza nge-LSD kunye ne-PCP ngoku kungenziwa nge-nanobots.

Cwangcisa i-bots ngendlela ethile, ubazise kwingcali yasemkhosini yangaphambili, okanye iphoyisa, okanye iarhente ye-FBI, okanye iarhente yeNkonzo yaMfihlo, kwaye unombulali ogqibeleleyo. Benza umsebenzi wabo ngokugqibeleleyo kangangeminyaka. Ngenye imini batsalelwa umnxeba. Xa bephendula, kukho ukubetha kwekhowudi kuqhushumbe ezindlebeni zabo kwikhompyuter kusetyenziswa i-bots. Ukugqibelela. Iarhente iya kwimowudi ezenzekelayo, iqhubeke nokubulala kwayo, kwaye ayinankumbulo yesiganeko. Ekugqibeleni, babeka imbumbulu entloko. Bang. Akukho bungqina.

UKyle uBhishophu uphikisile: Ngokwethiyori, nantoni na enokwenzeka nge-nano robotic, kodwa ndiyathandabuza siyayiqonda ikhemistri yengqondo ngokwaneleyo ukuyila iirobhothi ezincinci ezinokuthi zithathe inkululeko yomntu yokuzikhethela kwaye zijike zenze iirobhothi ezicwangcisiweyo.

Cocaine Psychosis
INGOZI YOBUNGOZI: 2/10

Ngo-Meyi ka-2012, kwadutyulwa indoda eMiami yafunyanwa isidla ubuso bexhoba. URudy Eugene oneminyaka engama-31 kwathiwa unesifo sengqondo se-cocaine esinokubangela ubundlobongela, ukungahambi kakuhle kunye nokuziphatha okuphazamisayo phakathi kwabasebenzisi be-cocaine. Ingqina elingamehlo uLarry Vega uchaze u-Eugene njenge zombie, igazi elitsazayo; Kwakunzima.

U-Eugene wadutyulwa wasweleka kwindawo leyo, emva kokuba ebonwe egxotha iindlebe, iimpumlo kunye nezidlele zexhoba lakhe- ezama nokuzikhupha iliso lakhe. Iingxelo zonyango zamva nje zibonisa unxibelelwano phakathi kwecocaine yengqondo, kubandakanya ukuphazamiseka kwengqondo okubangelwa yicocaine, kunye nokukhohlisa kunye necocaine ebangelwa kukuphazamiseka kwengqondo.

Uqhushululu oluninzi
INGOZI YOBUNGOZI:
3/10
Ngobundlobongela obuninzi kunye noqhushululu lwasekhaya, iingcali zoyika imeko yeArmagedon yehlabathi enokuthi ibeke impilo-ntle yomhlaba njengoko siyazi ukuba isemngciphekweni omkhulu.

UJoe McKinney Iqhubekile: Enye indlela endibona ngayo ukuba sifumana into efana ne-apocalypse ye-zombie yayiya kuba kukuqhankqalaza kwabantu abaninzi. Iindaba zisizisela iingxelo zongquzulwano kuzo zonke iimbombo zomhlaba kule mihla, kwaye indenza ndizibuze ukuba sikufuphi kangakanani ukuya kwisiphithiphithi esipheleleyo. Ukuba singaze sifikelele kuloo ndawo yokunqonqoza, singaba nokubulawa kwabantu ngokufanayo noko kuboniswe kwiifilimu ezinje Kwiintsuku ezingama-28 kamva kunye neencwadi ezifana Indlela . Ngubani owaziyo? Sisenokungabikho kude lee ngoku.

INGXELO ZOMBIE BIOS

UDavid Youngquist -UMongameli wamazwekazi amnyama Ukupapasha, UDavid ngumbhali ophumeleleyo kuzo zombini iintsomi kunye nakwinyani, ebhale ingqokelela enkulu yamabali esiporho kunye nenoveli yakhe yokuqala, ISnareville: Ukungaphili kwidolophu encinci . UDavid ukhokela iqela elinetalente lababhali njengeAmazwekazi aMnyama Ukupapasha kufuna ukuzisa izinto ezintsha kwihlabathi lokupapasha.

UKyle Bishop, PhD-UGqr. UBhishophu ufumene i-PhD kuncwadi lwaseMelika nakwifilimu evela kwiDyunivesithi yaseArizona phaya e2009, ene-dissertation ethetha ngokubaluleka kwenkcubeko ye-zombie cinema. Ukhe wapapasha I-American Zombie Gothic: Ukuvuka nokuwa (kunye nokuPhakama) kwabaFundi abaHambayo kwiNkcubeko edumileyo . U-Bishop ubonelela ngohlalutyo lwenkcubeko kunye nokugxeka isithethe se-zombie se-cinema.

UJoe McKinney -Usajini kunye neSebe lamaPolisa laseSan Antonio emini kunye nombhali ophumeleleyo wenoveli ezininzi ezothusayo, ulwaphulo-mthetho, kunye nenzululwazi ebusuku, iincwadi zikaJoe McKinney Apocalypse yabafileyo kwaye Ukuvalelwa bafikelele kumagqibela kankqoyi eBram Stoker Award kudidi lweMpumelelo ePhakamileyo kwiNoveli. Ekuqaleni kwalo nyaka, kaMcKinney Abadla inyama Ukwafumene ibhaso leBram Stoker ngeyona Ncwadi intle yango-2011.

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