Bafundi, zilungiseleleni. Imalunga nokuqhushumba kogqibo malunga noChris Pine uKapteni Kirk, ukuba uyazi ukuba ndithetha ukuthini. Umdlali weqonga ubamba zombini ii-nacelles zakhe ezaneleyo kunye ne-warp drive yakhe (uguqulo: i-bum yakhe kunye nomphambili wakhe) kwifilimu yakhe entsha, UKumkani ongekho mthethweni . Inkosi inokuthi ithathe into yokuba ikwi-Star Trek 4 ngalo mzuzu (ngakumbi emva koko), kodwa inkosi isinike ukujonga kwisigaba sayo, kwaye ndiyaqikelela ukuba ingaphezulu kokuyenzela.
Ndigqibile nge puns? Mhlawumbi akunjalo.
Kubonakala ngathi intetho yeToronto yamazwe ngaMnyhadala weFilimu kulo nyaka iya kuba kukulandelelana okupheleleyo kwePine (Isininzi! Kukho izigcawu ezimbini !!) Kwincwadi yakhe yemfazwe yaseScotland. Ababuyekezi bathetha ngesimo sezesondo saseWiseauian esihlala ngasemva kwakhe kwaye sisinika ukujonga i-photon torpedo ayipakishayo, kunye nokulandelelana apho sibona khona ilogu yomphathi njengoko ehlamba echibini.
Kulungile. Ngoku ndigqibile.
Andikayiboni ifilimu okwangoku, kodwa mna ngokwam ndiyaluthanda uvandlakanyo oluhle kakhulu lweVulture yemiboniso eyahlukeneyo enqunu, ethi ifikelele encotsheni yokuchaza indlela ezingaginyisi mathe ngayo zombini ezi ndawo. Ukuphononongwa kweentlobo ezahlukeneyo ikwanaso nesikrokro esithunyelweyo sokuba kutheni ubuze buzibandakanyiwe, ngaphandle kwaso yayililinge likaPine lokulwa isikhundla sikaChris oBalaseleyo kuChris Evans:
Isibheno se-Outlaw King, ngokuchaseneyo, kukuba i-R ilinganisiwe (okanye iyakuba yiyo, nje ukuba i-MPAA ijonge kuyo), igcwele ikrele-ukuya-kwikrele, ukulwa nomkhonto ukuya kwikrele kumdlalo bhanyabhanya mavens, kunye nento efana nemizuzwana eli-15 yeChris Pine ebonakalayo ebonakalayo kubalandeli bakhe. Ukubulawa kwabantu kufuneka bazithengise, kodwa ngaba abasebenzisi beNetflix baya kuhlala malunga neeyure ezimbini ezinesiqingatha ngokukhanya kwenyama yodumo? Ukuthetha ngobuqhetseba, ayisiyiyo kuphela i-algorithms yenkampani yomxholo eyixelayo, kodwa ibala kumawaka amalungu amatsha asayinela ilungelo kuphela.
Iphayini uphawule ngengxwabangxwaba yakhe malunga nokuzibamba ngesibindi konke :
Into endiyifumanisa ihlekisa kakhulu kukuba kuninzi okunqunyulwa intloko kule nto, ukanti abantu bafuna ukuthetha ngepenisi yam… itsho into malunga noluntu lwethu apho abantu baphuma khona izisu kodwa yingxubevange yendoda inomdla.
Ipine ithethile ngokwenza ubuze kwixa elidlulileyo, uxelela uCosmo : Ndicinga ukuba indlela uluntu lwethu olujongana ngayo nobunqunu isisiyatha. Nanini na xa abantu bevuka ebhedini kumdlalo bhanyabhanya, umntu obhinqileyo ugubungela amabele akhe kwaye umntu ugubungele i-junk yakhe. Abububo ubomi bokwenyani! Ukuba uphuma ebhedini, ze nje. Yiloo nto abantu abayenzayo! Kuyabonakala ukuba, ufumene ifilimu engazibandakanyi nokuziphatha, kodwa endaweni yoko amyeke athwale igama laseScotland.
UChristopher, sonke sothukile, kuba a) UKumkani ongekho mthethweni kubonakala ngathi luhlobo lwebhanyabhanya ye-bro-y ngelixa ezi zigcawu zibonakala ngathi zithambekele ngakumbi ekubukeni kwabasetyhini, kwaye b) amadoda kunqabile ukuba afike ngokungagqibekanga ngaphambili kwiscreen. Nokuba kungenxa yesiqabu se-comedic (esifana noJason Segel esilahla itrou Ukulibala uSarah Marshall ) okanye imvelaphi emifutshane kwimiboniso ye-HBO apho ingama-95% abasetyhini abachaswayo kwaye behamba ze behamba ze ngenxa yokukhaba kwamadoda.
Kodwa ndiyavumelana nawe-ubunqunu akufuneki bube ngumbuzo wokwenyani apha. Inyaniso yokuba sonke sinxanelwe i-tweeting kungenxa yokuba kunqabile ukuba sifumane olu hlobo lobunqunu, kwaye xa kusenzeka, iba yinto enkulu kakhulu kunaleyo ikhoyo ngoku enomxholo wobundlobongela kwiifilimu. Kukho inqaku ekufuneka libhaliwe malunga nendlela ezokwabelana ngesondo kunye nobunqunu ezothusayo ngayo ngaphandle kobundlobongela obungenasizathu, kodwa sinokuyilinda kwiveki ezayo loo nto.
Sukuba nexhala, Inkwenkwezi yetrek abalandeli abanomsindo ngenene malunga neepun ngaphambili: Iphayini wathetha kwakhona malunga nendlela angathanda ngayo ukubuyela kwi-franchise, kodwa ulinde iParamount ukuba imbize. Ke ikhona loo nto. Mhlawumbi amathemba kaKarl Urban ayengekho ngqiqweni .
Ke, bantu, ngoku ninomdla ngakumbi UKumkani ongekho mthethweni Ukwazi ukuba uChris Pine ngesibindi uya apho kungekho uChris waya khona ngaphambili? Kuba ndiqinisekile, kwaye andinantloni ukuyivuma.
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