UChris Pratt akanguye uHarrison Ford olandelayo. Ndicela ume.

UChris Pratt Indiana Jones unzulu.

Ndizithiyile ezi vidiyo zinzulu. Bayandoyikisa kakhulu, kodwa uChris Pratt njengoHarrison Ford njenge I-Indiana Jones? Inokuba yeyona nto yoyikekayo kuzo zonke. Kangangexesha elithile, bekukho intlebendwane kwi-intanethi ethi abantu bafuna uChris Pratt adlale i-Indiana Jones. Okokuqala, mnye kuphela uHenry Jones Jr., kwaye igama lakhe nguHarrison Ford. Okwesibini, ukuba nabani na izakuba nguHarrison Ford olandelayo (kwi-vibe nje, hayi ekuphumeleleni kwakhe iLotto yemfuza. Enkosi ngale nkcazo, uCarrie Fisher), nguChris Pine.

Kodwa, umbono wokuba uPratt ethathe indima ye-Indiana Jones awuphumi ncam ebaleni yasekhohlo, ke xa ividiyo enzulu yavela naye kwi-trilogy yoqobo? Inokutsalwa, kwaye ndiyayithiya !!!!!!!

Ndiyaqikelela, ngendlela ejikelezayo, umbono kaPratt njengo-Indy uyavakala, kuba unabo obu bungqingqwa kunye noburhabaxa bomlinganiswa. Ingxaki kukuba nguye hayi UHarrison Ford. Akukho mntu kufuneka athathe iIndiana Jones ngaphandle kokuba igama labo nguHarrison J. Ford kwaye bazalwa ngoJulayi 13, 1942.

Ngapha koko, le ncoko idiniwe. Ndidiniwe, idiniwe, yonke into malunga nokuqalisa kwakhona kwe- I-Indiana Jones Uthotho nomdlali omtsha uyadika. UHarrison Ford ude wayichitha imbono yokuba uChris Pratt amdlale. Nyani ke wala wonke umntu emdlalayo . Akukho mntu uya kuba yi-Indiana Jones! Awuyifumani? Ndingu-Indiana Jones. Xa ndimkile, uhambile. Kulula, uFord uxelele Namhlanje Bonisa kunyaka ophelileyo, kwaye jonga, ulungile.

Ndiyaxolisa ngokuba lonto Umntu endiqhele ukumthiya, kodwa akukho mntu unokudlala iIndiana Jones ngendlela uHarrison Ford awayenzayo. Makhe ndikucacisele. Yintoni entle malunga ne-franchise yecala lomsebenzi kaHarrison Ford kukuba u-Indiana Jones yindoda awayefuna ukuba yiyo.

Ukuqhubela phambili kwi-adventure, ukuthatha amaNazi entloko kunye nokubabetha ebusweni, u-Indy wayengumntu owayeya kuthi ngokuzithandela athabathe abantu ababi ukuze agcine imbali. UHan Solo sisidala esidala esikuthiyileyo ukuba phakathi kwabantu kodwa sisofti enkulu phantsi kwalapha ngaphandle, okt Harrison Ford.

I-Indiana Jones yayingomnye yena wayefuna ukubangumntu kwaye wazisa ubomi obonwabisayo, ngelixa uHan Solo wayenguye ngu , kwaye ngelixa ndingacingi ukuba INGABANYE aba bantu kufuneka bachukunyiswe ngomnye umdlali (ndiza kunika uAlden Ehrenreich ityala lakhe Solo: Ibali leMfazwe yeNkwenkwezi ), U-Indiana Jones ungumlinganiswa waseHarrison Ford ngapha nangapha kwaye akufuneki ukuba aqalise kwakhona ngaphandle kokuba uHarrison Ford oneminyaka engama-77 ephethe isabhokhwe sakhe.

Uxolo kuChris Pratt. Uxolo kuChris Pine. Uxolo kuwo wonke umntu okhe waphupha ngokuthatha u-Indy. Ukuba bafuna ukwenza umlinganiswa ofanayo? Ngokuqinisekileyo! Umlingisi ogama linguHenry Jones Jr. ngubani ofuna ukubizwa ngokuba yi-Indiana? Hayi enkosi.

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Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —