Ngaba ukhe ujonge umlinganiswa oyintsomi kwaye ucinge, Ngokuqinisekileyo ngekhe badinge iakhawunti ye-Twitter? Ewe, yindlela endandivakalelwa ngayo malunga noJ.James Jameson. Kwaye ngoku, nge-twist eyoyikisayo yeHalloween, iDaily Bugle ineakhawunti yayo ye-Twitter. Amagama eSigcawu-ayithiyileyo amazwi kaJ.Jona Jameson aza kuphila nakwi-Twitter ukuze wonke umntu abone! Kwaye ngeli xesha, ugcoba igama likaPeter Parker!
Ndiyifumene njani le nto yoyikisayo? Ewe, ndabona ukunyelisa konyana wam osenyongweni, uPeter Parker. Njengoko sisazi ukusuka kwindawo yekhredithi yasemva kwayo Indoda yesigcawu: Kude nekhaya , I-Mysterio yaphinda yajija imikhono yayo. Ukuthumela ividiyo eyiliweyo kuJ.James Jameson (okhupha u-Alex Jones oyinyikima) kwiDaily Bugle, wenza kwabonakala ngathi uPeter Parker walwenza lonke uhlaselo eLondon ukuze abe ligorha elikhulu elilandelayo.
Ke wenza ntoni uJ.James Jameson? Uphuma ngaphandle eneminyaka elishumi elinesixhenxe.
UFUNWA! Ngaba ukhe wambona lo mlindi wolwaphulo-mthetho oye wanyathela izitrato zethu waqokelela iwebhu yobuxoki ukufihla ububi bakhe? Kufuneka sidibane ngokudelela eli gorha lobuxoki. UPeter Parker, siya kukufumana kwaye ubulungisa buza kuhanjiswa. Intloko kwi https://t.co/lVYC5RENNl ngaphezulu! @PastortheDJ @mafa_bavuma
-I-Daily Bugle (@thedailybugle) Oktobha 30, 2019
Emuva ngo-Okthobha wama-24, iakhawunti yaqalwa njengendlela yokukhuthaza ukukhutshwa kweDVD Indoda yesigcawu: Kude nekhaya kodwa ngoku iakhawunti yam entsha endiyithandayo ukukhuthaza nantoni na.
IDBREAKING: I-SPIDER-INDODA INDAWO❗Fumana okwakutsha ngeli bali nangaphezulu kuJ. https://t.co/lVYC5RENNl kwaye uthathe ikopi yakho #SpiderManFarFromHome kwi-Blu-ray namhlanje! pic.twitter.com/FEpV8pqPjP
-I-Daily Bugle (@thedailybugle) Oktobha 24, 2019
UJona Jameson wenza uphando nangona, esebenzisa uFlash Thompson njengomthombo wakhe kuzo zonke izinto uPeter Parker noSpider-Man.
Jonga ezakutshanje https://t.co/lVYC5RENNl ikhethekileyo ekuboneni ubungqina bevidiyo yesiphithiphithi esivela kuhlaselo lwaseLondon ngumfundi wasesikolweni esikwisikolo esiphakamileyo ogama linguFlash. Qiniseka ukuba ubambe ikopi yakho #SpiderManFarFromHome kwi-Blu-ray kunye neDijithali namhlanje yolongezo olukhethekileyo! pic.twitter.com/pCbyW1kTUi
-I-Daily Bugle (@thedailybugle) Oktobha 24, 2019
Intloko ngaphaya https://t.co/lVYC5RENNl YOKUGQIBELA kunye nezinye iimpendulo zokulandela ezivela kumfundi waphesheya oye wabona uhlaselo lwaseLondon. Qiniseka ukuba ubambe ikopi yakho #SpiderManFarFromHome kwi-Blu-ray kunye neDijithali namhlanje yolongezo olukhethekileyo! pic.twitter.com/XmimpubN8z
-I-Daily Bugle (@thedailybugle) Oktobha 24, 2019
Ngaba ukhathazekile ngokuba uJameson angafaka phantsi iingcinga zakhe zasendle? Musa ukuba njalo! Isaphawuleka njengokuba ucinga.
Apho amaza eendaba zokwenyani atshabalalisa unxweme lwenyaniso eyingozi, https://t.co/lVYC5RENNl ndiya kuba lapho! Funda amabali amagunya amakhulu-awangafuniyo ukuba wazi! Hlala unolwazi! Yiba ligorha lokwenene! Mamela… kwiBUGLE! pic.twitter.com/6f2clUjYQH
-I-Daily Bugle (@thedailybugle) Okthobha 29, 2019
Sebenzisa imifanekiso evela kwi-Mysterio kunye usalathisa sonke kwiwebhusayithi eyiyo , iDaily Bugle yindawo yokwenyani esinokuya kuyo ukuze siqonde ukunyeliswa kukaJ.James Jameson ngeqhawe lewebhu.
Ukhe waya kwi https://t.co/lVYC5RENNl ukubona ibali elikhethekileyo malunga nemizuzu yokugqibela kaMysterio? Eli bali lisaphuhliswa. pic.twitter.com/HHqFGnzpox
-I-Daily Bugle (@thedailybugle) Okthobha 29, 2019
Okanye, kulungile ...
Ngaba oku kungangcono? Ewe. Xa usiya kwiDaily Bugle, unokuqaphela ukuba ijongeka ngokuchanekileyo njengekhasi lasekhaya lika-Alex Jones 'le-Infowars. Khange ndiyeke ukukhwaza ngale yure yokugqibela.
Ngaba oku kuthetha ukuba siza kubona ngakumbi uJ.James Jameson kwixesha elizayo Indoda yesigcawu Iimuvi? Ndiyathemba ngexabiso elincinci kakhulu ukuba, ewe, siyakwenza, kodwa ngubani owaziyo? Mhlawumbi uya kuvalwa kwimidiya yoluntu njengobomi bakhe bokwenyani.
(umfanekiso: Ukuzonwabisa kweMarvel)
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