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Ngelixa Ezine ezigqibeleleyo yayixakekile ibhombu kwaye Umnqophiso: Akunakwenzeka - Isizwe esikhohlakeleyo bezisa abantu abaninzi kwiCawe kaRebecca Ferguson (molo apho, kulungile ukuba nawe!), bekukho enye, ifilimu engaphantsi kakhulu kumabala emidlalo: Isipho Isalathiso sokuqala somdlali weqonga uJoel Edgerton ( Ubukumkani bezilwanyana , Umkhosi ). Okwangoku inyikima iipesenti ezingama-92 zokuvunywa kwiitamatisi ezibolileyo, ezinokukwenza ucinge ukuba yifilimu elungileyo. Kwaye kunjalo!

Kude kube sisiqingatha sokugqibela seyure , ngelo xesha kufanele ukuba enze nabani na onomdla ngokungacacanga kwindlela ababonakaliswa ngayo abantu basetyhini kwimithombo yeendaba bafuna ukubetha iintloko zabo eludongeni.

Esi sithuba siqulathe abaphangi abakhulu. Ndiyithatha njengenkonzo yoluntu ukulumkisa abantu kude nale movie.

Qhuba isilumkiso: Ingxoxo yokuhlaselwa ngokwesondo.

Nalu ucwangciso: USimon (uJason Bateman) noRobyn (uRebecca Hall) ngabantu abatshatileyo abasandula ukubuyela edolophini yaseSimon yobuntwana eCarlifonia. Ngelixa ngaphandle nangaphandle, babalekela kuGordo (Edgerton, owayekwabhala neskripthi), umntu ofunda naye wakudala kaSimon okhawuleza athandwe sesi sibini. Uba yiDemon yePop-In, ebonisa ngamaxesha angalindelekanga ngezipho kunye nokuncokola noRobyn, ohlala ekhaya ebeka indawo ngelixa uSimon ephuma emsebenzini wakhe omtsha.

Nangona uSimon ehlaselwa nguGordo engafunekiyo, uRobyn unovelwano ngakumbi: Akonwabanga ngokwasentlalweni, ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa kunjalo, kwaye umntu , uhlobo lomyeni wakhe lokuba dick ngayo yonke le nto, akunjalo? Ujika uGordo, obizwa ngokuba nguWeirdo esikolweni, wahlukunyezwa ngokungenanceba…, thina (noRobin) safunda, uSimon, owaqala amarhe okuba u-Gordo waxhatshazwa owamosha ubomi bakhe bonke. Kulapho Isipho iza ngokwayo: Siqala ukucinga ukuba lo kaGordo ngoyikekayo, kodwa nguSimon-obonakala egqibelele, kodwa ngento encinci uTom Cruise engenanto ngasemva kwamehlo – ngubani onokuba sisikhohlakali sokwenyani. Uya kwenza nantoni na ukufumana indlela yakhe, kubandakanya ukuvelisa ubungqina ngokuchasene nembangi yobungcali, ukubetha uGordo, nokuxoka kuRobyn xa eqala ukukrokra ngaye. URobyn ligorha leli bali; Ukuqonda kwakhe ngokuthe ngcembe ukuba akamazi kakuhle umntu atshate naye uyoyikisa kwaye uyangxamela ukubukela.

Kwaye amavili aphuma. URobyn, ngeli nqanaba, sele enomntwana, ezalisekisa umnqweno wobomi bonke. Uhlukene noSimon, naye ophelelwe ngumsebenzi. Ndingathini, Si? Uvuna into oyihlwayeleyo. Kwaye kungena uGordo ukujija isikrufu:

Hayi, JSYK, ndingadlwengula umfazi wakho.

Yyyyyyyup .

Kwimeko yangaphambili, sabona uRobyn edlula; ngoku, uGordo uthumela uSimon iDVD embonisa esondela emfazini wakhe engekho zingqondweni, emrhuqela kwigumbi lokulala, kunye… nendawo yokugqibela. Mhlawumbi wamdlwengula uRobyn. Mhlawumbi akazange. Mhlawumbi umntwana ngokaSimon ngokwenene. Mhlawumbi akunjalo. Kwintetho yoyiso lwe-villain, uGordo uyavuya ngokuba ekugqibeleni bonakalise ubomi bukaSimon, ngendlela efanayo uSimon abonakalisa ngayo eyakhe. UGordo uhamba aye kutshona ilanga; USimon ushiyekile esoyika kwaye elila kumgangatho wesibhedlele.

Akukho mntu uxelela uRobyn.

Ngapha koko, xa uGordo eza kuxelela uRobyn, uSimon uhlangabezana noloyiko kwaye uyamcenga ukuba angakwenzi oko. Ukudlwengulwa kwakhe-ubuncinci, inyani yokuba indlu yakhe yaqhekezwa kwaye wasebenzisa iziyobisi-ayisiyiyo kwaphela malunga yena, uyazi? Imalunga nendlela echaphazela ngayo umyeni wakhe. Ngenxa yokuba uRobyn unomntwana ngoku, kwaye konke oko wayekufuna ngokwenene, ngoko nantoni na enye into-njengokuba kunjalo kusenokwenzeka ukuba wadlwengulwa— ayibalulekanga kwaphela. Ngapha koko, emva kwesiganeko apho uSimon efumanisa khona ngohlaselo, olunqamlezileyo noGordo otyelele uRobyn esibhedlele, ndiqinisekile ngama-95% ukuba uRobyn akanalo nolunye ulayini kwifilimu yonke. Umda wempazamo kungenxa yokuba ingqondo yam yayilifu le- YINTONI LE NTSHINTSHO .

Imidlalo yeethrone Utsaliwe kudlwengulo ngenxa yetrone yexabiso lokothuka. Kuhle ukwazi.

Kwinqanaba elincinci lokunciphisa umsindo, i-twist yonakalisa yonke into enhle i-movie eyayiyenzayo. Kude kubengoko, Isipho wandikhumbuza Uvavanyo , ngokukodwa eyonanto ipholileyo ayenzileyo apho kungekho nto ingaphaya kwendalo eyenzekayo kwifilimu. Ngelixa kunjalo kubonakala njengoDamien ungumchasi-Kristu, kucingelwa ukuba ungumntwana nje odlamkileyo, kwaye uGregory Peck uyakhohlisa. USimon noRobyn bacinga ukuba uGordo ungumlandeli, kodwa mhlawumbi yena ngu kulunge nje ekuhlaleni, nayo yonke into ebonakala ngathi njengokuba wenzayo-njengokuba inja yabo, enokuthi ibaleke nje-yaba yinto eyenzekileyo. Mhlawumbi uGordo the Weirdo akambi kangako, kwaye uSimon the Golden Boy ngoyena uneengxaki. Mhlawumbi le movie izakwenza into enomdla ngohlobo lokuhlasela lwasekhaya. Hayi , hayi.

* Isibhengezo seNkonzo kaRhulumente: Inja ilungile. Akukho nto imbi yenzekayo kwinja.

Endaweni yoko, ukujija kuseta kwakhona Isipho ndibuyela kwakuloo ndawo indala. UCreepy Gordo sisilo esikhulu. Kwaye uSimon uyaqhubeka ukuba lixhoba. Usenokuba wayengumxhaphazi oqhele ukuxoka aze asebenzise umfazi wakhe ngengqondo, kodwa ke, akazange ahlasele nabani na ngokwesondo! Kwaye akazange ajongane nenyaniso yokuba indlela aziphethe ngayo ayilunganga, nokuba. Phakathi embindini wefilimu, kukho incoko apho uSimon avumayo ukuba ukuxoka kuRobyn ngenjongo yokumkhusela kwenza ububi ngaphezu kokulungileyo. Ekupheleni kwefilimu, xa uRobyn wayenokudlwengulwa, ekunokwenzeka ukuba inento yokwenza naye , USimon uyalibala ngesithembiso sakhe kwaye Iminqweno ecacileyo yomfazi wakhe ukuba angaxokiswa . Izinto ziyenzeka ukuya USimon, ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa akukho mpawu yearc. Kwaye uRobyn, onenkqubela phambili kakhulu ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, wehliselwa kwinto abafana ababini abanokulwa ngayo.

Isizungu esidlakadlaka ngokwasentlalweni siyaphambana, kwaye umntu ozibona ngathi akayinto embi kwisikimu sezinto, wwwww . Ngamahlwempu.

Kwaye uRobyn, olona xhoba apha… ewe, into ayifunayo ayibalulekanga. Unomntwana ngoku, y’now? Yiloo nto abafazi abayifunayo ukugqiba ubomi babo; vele ubuze Ihlabathi leJurassic ! Yeyona nto imoyikisayo malunga Isipho . Ayikuko ukuba i-twist yathatha umbono onomdla kwaye yawuphazamisa. Nokuba olo dlwengulo lwalungasetyenziswanga njengesixhobo sebali, nangona oko kucacile ukuba kubi kakhulu. Ityuwa enxebeni, kum, kukuba umlinganiswa ontsonkothileyo onke amanyathelo akhe asuswe. Umboniso bhanyabhanya awukhathali nokuba uphendula njani kudlwengulo olunokubakho. Ayicingi nokuba ifuna ukwazi ngayo.

URebecca ( @RebeccaPahle wayehlala esebenzela uMary Sue ngaphambi kokuba abashiye ngenkohlakalo Ijenali yeFilimu yaMazwe ngaMazwe , apho akhoyo ngoku uMhleli oNcedisayo. Sekunjalo, wayengenakuyeka ukwenza I-Avatar uyabuya. URebecca naye ubhalela IPajiba kwaye Phactual Ukongeza kwiwebhusayithi yakhe, Cinefeels .

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