I-Intanethi ithathwa ngokusemthethweni njengendawo engakhuselekanga, ubuncinci kuthi abalandeli beMarvel. Abagibeli: Umdlalo wokugqibela Abonakalisi bakho kuyo yonke indawo, nkqu nakwi-Pornhub. Khawufane ucinge, ukuba uyafuna, uzingela phantsi, ulungele ukubukela iphonografi, kunye ne-BAM! I-Thanos iyaqhekeka kwaye amaqhawe akho owathandayo akwisikrini. Ngaba uyayivala ukuze uzisindise kubaphangi, okanye uqhubeka ujonge ukubona ukuba iAvengers yi-dtf? Ukhetho lolwakho!
Ndiza kunyaniseka ngokupheleleyo: ndibhala eli nqaku ebumnyameni, kuba akukho ndlela esihogweni ndiyichwetheza kuyo Abagibeli: Umdlalo wokugqibela abonakalisi kwi-intanethi ngoku. Andinguye umfel 'ukholo-uxolo, bantu-ke oku konke kusekwe kwii-tweets ezimbalwa endizibonileyo kunye nezilumkiso ngokubanzi eziphuma kwiiakhawunti zabalandeli.
Uninzi lwethu abalandeli beMarvel bayithatha ngokungathandekiyo le nto. Sifuna ukufumana umlingo wefilimu ngaphandle kokwazi kakhulu malunga nokwenzekayo ngaphambili. Ingxaki kukuba abanye kwi-intanethi abayikhathalelanga iimvakalelo zethu-inyani yokwenene i-Thanos ihamba nabo, ukuba ndinyanisekile.
Ke ungabafumana phi aba baphangi? Andazi (kodwa iReddit kunye ne-Twitter inokuba sisiqalo)! Kwakhona, andizukuyijonga le nto kuba ndineveki kwaye ndingathanda ukuhlala ndingumonakalisi simahla ngokomzimba. Singaya phi kwi-intanethi engayi kuba semngciphekweni? Ngubani owaziyo? Nokuba iisayithi zethu ze-porn azikhuselekanga.
ISIPHELO SOKUVELA SIKU-PORNHUB DONT BUZA UKUBA NDIYAZI NJANI KULUNGILE
- (@MidtownThwip) Nge-Epreli 16, 2019
Ke kwakhona, akukho ndawo ikhuselekileyo. Kunyaka ophelileyo, bendinendoda eqala ukundigxeka malunga nento engadibaniyo, emva koko yaqhubeka konakalisa lonke iyelenqe le Imfazwe engapheliyo kum ngaphandle kwesizathu . Ungathembi mntu kwaye unyathele kancinci.
Kwaye kwakhona, musa ukuyikhangela uze uphatheke kakubi xa usonakala kwi-movie.
Kutheni ungahamba uyokukhangela abonakalisi emva koko ubenomsindo xa kukho into emoshayo pic.twitter.com/pAd6Mho4G3
-Sathana // umonakalisi mahala (@MARVELOLOGY) Nge-Epreli 16, 2019
Ingcebiso yam? Vala ii-DMs zakho, ungajongi nakweyiphi na iakhawunti ongayilandeliyo, kwaye intanethi ngokukhuselekileyo, bantwana. Sikumdlalo wokugqibela ngoku. (Uyayifumana? Uyayifumana?)
(umfanekiso: UMark Ruffalo we-Twitter / Photoshop)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
