I-Ode yokuTumblr kwisitayile sikaBilly Joel's Khange siwuqale uMlilo

Eli nenekazi liyithanda ngokwenene iTumblr. Uyayithanda i-tumblr kakhulu kangangokuba wabhala ingoma ngayo. Kwaye kwenzeka nje ukuba isethwe kwi UBilly Joel ingoma, Asikhange Siqale Umlilo. Inguqulelo yakhe inesihloko esithi, Ndiphila kuBomi kwiTumblr kwaye intle kakhulu isikhonkwane ekusebenziseni kwethu iwebhusayithi. Amagama anzima kancinci ukukuva ukuze akuncede ngaphandle kokuba sithumele amazwi phantsi kokusikwa. Kuba masijongane nayo - emva kwayo yonke le minyaka, awukabi nayo ingoma yoqobo ngentloko.

UFangirl uyakhala, Ugqirha Ngubani, ukuphinda enze into endiyenzayo,
ukubukela uSherlock, iiReichenfeels, sifuna ixesha lesithathu.

Imizobo entle, ukubetha kwebhodibhodi, ukukhulisa imiqondiso kunye neMako-bashing,
UBryke uyanyathela, ukunyathela kukaMoffat, i-OTP egqibeleleyo,

Ubulungisa kwezentlalo, iibhombu ze-F, iphonografi yokutya, om nom nom,
Kuthetha Amantombazana, Ubomi kunye namaXesha, kunye neelenmowers ezinokubhabha,

Nceda uyeke ukumaka intiyo yakho, le fic ayinakuhlaziya,
Zonke iimvakalelo zam, oh Godtiss wam, ingcwele engcwele ndizakulila!

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I-Hiddlestoners, i-Cumberbabes, ngubani okhathalayo ukuba baphindwe kabini kwiminyaka yethu?
Ukuhambisa ngenqanawe, ubutshantliziyo, uStewart noColbert.

Intetho yokwenene, ugaxekile? Ibhloko, uSteve noTony, uJohnlock
nakwiibhlog zobugcisa, imifanekiso engacwangciswanga yeenwele.

Ewe oku, ngoku ukwanga, zonke iimvakalelo zam kwi-gif,
I-Princess Kuzco, ukuvalwa kwe-SOPA, ukuphulukana namandla okwenza,

UFanart, ukhuselekile emsebenzini? Iphonografi engamanyala, sukujonga
I-Fluffy fics, fanmix, yintoni isihogo kuFacebook?

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Rons toons, screAMING YELL, Merthur kunye noDestiel,
Ubomi obonakalisiweyo, (sisixhobo,) ufunde ngakumbi kwideshi yam kunasesikolweni.

Sala kakuhle MegaUpload, reblog le potato!
Imifanekiso yekati ithunyelwe ezulwini, kukuncoma uyancoma.

Superwholock, John Green, badass Katniss Everdeen,
Ii-anon ze-Douche, umamkeli-torrent, oku kube yinto ebhaliweyo,

Abafazi abatshakazi, isigqebelo, ukusetyenziswa gwenxa kokoqobo
GPOY, lol nope, njani le nto ifumane amanqaku angamawaka alishumi ?!

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Ama-ovari kudala ahambe, ujije uM. Night Shyamalan,
Imida yebhokisi ebuzwayo incanca, ndiza kukuxelela 'u-Homestuck.

Umdlalo weZihlalo zobukhosi, ngaphandle kokubulala, wabulala wonke umntu omthandayo-
I-Amurrica isimahla, Intlungu kaPost-Potter

Sepia? I-Hipster ifunyenwe! Izicatshulwa ezikhoyo,
Ulahlekile u-E, akanakubona, ehehehe LOKI'D!

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Zonke iikhyysy zam, uhlobo lochwethezo kunye neevids andiziqondi
Wow krwada, spONGEBOB sTOP, kubi kakhulu andikwazi Photoshop

ICanon / fanon, yintoni le, ucinga ukuba ndiza kuyithumela,
Ukubuyela kwangoko ndiyalila, kutheni uFinchel eyinto? ((uxolo, ubuchule obubhaliweyo bokubonisa, heh))

Amaqhekeza ekhephu akhethekileyo, u-Yu-Gi-Oh, i-AFRO yakudala,
IJamani, i-Itali, bayithumele njengeDramione.

Akukho kuzisola, ngokudibana kwam, nabantu endingabaziyo kwi-intanethi
Ndiyabulela kuMgaqo 34, andinako ukuphinda!

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Hayi, ndadibana nawe nje… kwaye le iyageza. Kodwa nantsi inombolo yam, unditsalele umnxeba mhlawumbi?

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