Ukuba ufunde ngaphambili Ingoma ye-Ice noMlilo / Imidlalo yeethrone izithuba, zintathu izinto ozikhethileyo ngam: Ndiyimposile uJaime Lannister kakhulu, ndicinge ngeencwadi Okuninzi , kwaye nam uthando ISansa Stark.
Kule minyaka imbalwa idlulileyo yobomi bam, akukho mlinganiswa ebeyinxalenye enkulu kangaka yophuhliso lwam lweemvakalelo nolwabufazi njengeyona ntombi indala yaseStark. Ndiye ndamthanda ngasemva xa wayeyintombazana emsulwa eyayingakulungelanga ukudlala umdlalo (enkosi Ned) kubantu abadala, kodwa usengumfazi oselula onenceba yena ziincwadi.
Ngelixa umboniso ukhawulezise i-badassery yakhe ngeendlela endingahlali ndikhululekile ngazo, iSansa iye yadlula kakhulu nokuba kukumzimba kwaye ikwajongane nentiyo enkulu yabalandeli, ke ndiyamkhusela kakhulu. Kungenxa yoko amashiya am ashiya ubuso bam xa ndifunda le tweet malunga ne-pizza-right pizza ebhala iSansa Stark / uDonald Trump.
namhlanje Ndifundile ukuba i-pizza-ilungelo lase-pizza u-Jack Posobiec ubhale i-Game of Thrones fan fiction malunga noDonald Trump kunye nomfana okwishumi elivisayo uSansa Stark pic.twitter.com/PqtD8977BV
-Brandt (@UrbanAchievr) NgoNovemba 15, 2018
Uphi la mphefumlo kaWinnie-the-Pooh ushiya umzimba wakhe xa ufuna?
(umfanekiso: i-Enix yesikwere)
Enkosi.
Ubungqongqo ekubhekiswa kubo bubizwa ngokuba yiNenekazi kunye neTrump, kuba ubusuku bumnyama kwaye buzaliswe ngokungummangaliso ngokugqibeleleyo. Kumhlathi wokuqala, ezi zizivakalisi zokuqala:
Ngethuba lokuqala uDonald Trump etshixe amehlo naye, wakha inqaba ngqo entliziyweni kaSansa. USansa wayesazi ukuba umoyisile ngokukhawuleza kunokuba ephumelele inkxaso yeNight's Watch ngenxa yeembono zabo ezifanayo malunga nokufudukela kwelinye ilizwe.
Ngoku, ndingathanda ukucinga ukuba oku kukuthetha kuba… uthixokazi wam , kodwa ubona ngokungathi umbhali u-alt-ekunene I-pizzagater (ngoku inyanzelisa ukuba ibizama debunk I-pizzagate, nangona kunjalo , Ndizifumana ndizothekile kwimida emininzi. Kwaye, ayiloxesha lokuqala ukuba Imidlalo yeethrone Kwaye uDonald Trump unxulunyaniswe ngeendlela ezingakhange zifunyanwe ngenzondelelo ngabenzi bemiboniso kunye nabadlali abaninzi. (Gee, ndiyazibuza ukuba kutheni.)
Ngapha koko, masiqwalasele irekhodi malunga neengcinga zikaSophie Turner kwiTrump.
Leya
-USophie Turner (@SophieT) NgoNovemba 2, 2018
Izandi malunga nokunene.
Yintoni eyona nto imbi nangakumbi ngobu budlelwane bokuba fanfiction kukuba uTrump uneminyaka engama-72, kwaye uSansa ulishumi elinesithathu Umdaniso kunye neeDragons , kwaye ukuba siya kulo mboniso, ke yena ebuninzini iminyaka elishumi elinethoba. Ke okona kungcono, ngumahluko wobudala beminyaka engamashumi amahlanu anesithathu kwaye, okona kubi kakhulu, yiminyaka engamashumi amahlanu anesithoba.
(umfanekiso: BBC America / Giphy)
Ngaphandle komehluko omkhulu wobudala, umbono wokuba uSansa Stark uzothandana noDonald J. Trump, indoda ephethe gadalala nenenzondo, ekuboneni kokuqala, kwaye Ithuba Ngubani owela yena ngephanyazo? Ndi… nje, wow, ndiyazi ukuba eMary Sue zama ukungathumeli iintloni, kodwa uyazi ntoni? Ndiza kuba neentloni, kuba inqanawa embi kakhulu, engalunganga, kwaye intombazana yam entle ayikhange isinde kuko konke ukukhathazeka ngokweemvakalelo ukuthandana nendoda-yomntwana eyenza incwadi-yeCersei ibonakale ngathi yinkosi ye-chess.
Enkosi kuwe, ngokulandelayo.
(nge-Twitter, umfanekiso: HBO)
