Usenokuba ulibonile inqaku likaDave Hon elenza ujikelezo kwi-intanethi enesihloko esithi Kutheni ndingasokuze ndithandane nomntu obhinqileyo. Ngelixa abantu abaninzi aboyikekayo abajikeleze i-intanethi babhale malunga nokuba kanjani Ukuqiqa kuka-Hon ayisiyonto intle , thina apha eMary Sue ukhethe ukujonga kude kwaye uzibuze: Ngaba zikhona izizathu ezifanelekileyo zokungafuni ukuthandana nabasetyhini? Ngaba uDave Hon, ngubani kubonakala ukuba unolwazi olungeyonyani, ukhubeke entweni apha?
Nazi ezinye zezizathu ezinokubangela ukuba siqonde kwaye sivelane no:
- Unokuninzi kwiplate yakho ngoku, kwaye ngokwenene awunaxesha le-ajenda yobufazi. Ucwangcise ukungqubana kwaye ngekhe ukwenze kwintlanganiso yoDade kunye noMthakathi oPhakamileyo kwinyanga elandelayo yeGazi.
- Uye wathunyelwa apha ukuba ungene kumhlaba kunye nokuvuna imizimba, kodwa ukuwa eluthandweni kuya kuyonakalisa umsebenzi wakho, kwaye ekugqibeleni kukhokelele ekuzitshabalaliseni.
- Uyaziqonda ngokwenyani malunga nomdaniso wakho kwaye awufuni kuzihlaza phambi kwabo bobabini iqabane lakho lobufazi kunye noSathana kwi-Black Mass elandelayo.
- Cooties.
- Awukakulungeli ukuzibophelela kwesiko lokukhwelana nobufazi, eliqulathe isivumelwano segazi, kwaye ushiye ubomi bakho basemhlabeni obungunaphakade phantsi komhlaba.
- Uyisidalwa esingafiyo, esinama-amorphous esivela kwihlabathi lakudala, kwaye azenzi le nto ibukeka njengowesifazana njengehempe ezinokukwazi ukwamkela ifom ye-ephemeral.
- Awuyithandi incasa yenyama yomntu, ke awuyi kuba nanto yakutya kwiipokotho zobufazi.
- Awukholelwa ukuba ubudlelwane kufuneka busekwe ekuhloniphaneni, ngaphandle kwesini sabantu ababandakanyekayo, kwaye awuqondi nokuba ubufazi bungumdla womntu wonke-nditsho awamadoda.
- Abafazi abafuni ukuthandana nawe.
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
