U-Academia Ubhengeza u-Edward Cullen nge-Starter Vampire

Abo kuthi bahlala bezimvini bacinga ukuba ii-vampire ezivela kwi Ngorhatya uthotho nje aluchanekanga ngokwaneleyo ukuba sithathe ngokungathí sina. Yiza, i-vampires engafuni ukuluma abantu kwaye ujikeleze emini? Abakhohlisi! Iifoni! Kodwa ngoku, Izifundiswa zithi Ukuba kufuneka siqwalasele i-vample-vamp njengeziqalo ze-vampires zabaqalayo, intshayelelo yokwenyani, eyiyo i-vampires. Le yeyona ndlela intle yokuthetha ukuba okwangoku akusafuneki ukuba siyithathe Ngorhatya nezithunzela ukuba nzulu. Enkosi, zifundiswa!

UGqirha Thomas Garza ifundisa i-vampire lore kwi KwiYunivesithi yaseTexas (evakala njengeyona ndlela imnandi yokuqokelela umrholo) kwaye iyavuma ukuba ngexa u-Edward Cullen kunye ne-teetotaling ilk yakhe ngokuqinisekileyo bengoyikisi kwaye behlekisa ngayo yonke into esiyaziyo nge-vampires, bebeyindlela elungileyo yokwazisa abalandeli abancinci kwiintsomi yezithunzela. Ngenxa yokuba masinyaniseke - i-vampires ayisiyonto ityhafileyo yentliziyo. Kungenxa yokuba ngabalinganiswa aboyikisayo. Bekuhleli kunjalo, kuhlala kuhleli kunjalo. Kodwa endaweni yokoyikisa umntu wonke, i Ngorhatya i-vampires inika abalandeli abancinci (okanye, ngokuchanekileyo, amantombazana akwishumi elivisayo) ibali lezithunzela ngaphandle kokubonisa ngokucacileyo okanye ngokwesondo. UGqirha Garza uthi:

Umhle, ewe, ke ukukhohlisa kukhona, kodwa ungoyiki ngakumbi ukwenza kwiminqweno yesini kunye noBella. Unako ukuphuma emini- kwaye 'ubengezele' elangeni, emnika isimilo esingoyikisi ngokupheleleyo. Uqhuba iVolvo, ngenxa yokulunga.

Ke xa sele bebadala ngokwaneleyo ukuba bangaqhekeka Bram Stoker ‘S IDracula , Abayi kuba yiyo yonke into eyothusayo ukufumanisa ukuba i-vampires ngamarhamncwa angenanceba. (NjengoJerry in Ubusuku boyika . Hayi umntu olungileyo, nje ukuba umazi.)

Le ngcamango ethandekayo, ingcamango ye-vampire yabaqalayo, kodwa ngaba ilungile kwimbali ehloniphekileyo, enegazi ene-vampire ukuba kufuneka ihlulwe phantsi kubantu abangenako ukuphatha ukufunda ngabo? Ukuba awukwazi ukuthatha ubushushu, phuma ekhitshini, wimps! Nkqu uharry Potter ndinayo Vampire ezimbi ! Yintoni uhlobo lokuqala lukaFreddy Kreuger? Eli nenekazi ? NONE

( I-Digital Spy )