Iingubo ezi-5 eziMfutshane zokugqibela zeHalloween zobuvila bakho, i-Assy Prastastinating Ass

( I-Captain America ilizwi Ke ulindile de kwaba nge-31 ka-Okthobha ukudibanisa iimpahla zakho zeHalloween huh? Ndiyayiva intlungu yakho, oogxa bakho. Ndihlala ndiqala ixesha lokuchitha kunye neenjongo ezilungileyo. Lo iya kuba ngunyaka endiphuma ngayo ndinxibe isinxibo sam, ndizixelela njalo nge-1 ka-Okthobha. Mhlawumbi lo ngunyaka endifumanisa ngawo ubuchule be-cosplay yam engaziwa ngaphambili (umfundi, yayingenguye kwaye andizange). Kodwa ungoyiki, ndinazo iingcebiso ngendleko onokuzibetha usebenzisa izinto ezibekwe zijikeleze indlu yakho.

1. Ndidikwe kakhulu

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Jongana nayo, udiniwe ngalo lonke ixesha nokuba kunjalo, akunjalo? Kutheni ungenzi imeko yakho esisigxina yokuba yimpahla? Into oyifunayo ziipijama / iibhulukhwe ezimfutshane zokulala / isikipa esingaphezulu okanye nantoni na olala kuyo. Phosa ezinye iislippers, umqamelo kunye nomlindi womlomo kwaye ulungile! KAKHULU, ukuba uzisa ingubo awuzukuhlala ufudumele kuphela, kodwa ungalala ngokufanelekileyo nakweliphi na itheko oya kulo.

Ukuba ukulala sisiseko sendleko kuwe, unokuba nemingxunya yamehlo amnandi kwimask yakho yamehlo kwaye ube ligorha lokulala. UnguNapWoman, uve ukuba urhona! Ukuba ufuna ezopolitiko, bamba amaphephandaba kwaye wenze ngathi uyagula kwaye udiniwe ngumjikelo weendaba ongapheliyo. Okanye ukuba ufuna ukuba netyiwa, xelela abantu ukuba ulilungu labaphulaphuli Umntu wokuqala (loo mboniso bhanyabhanya ziiyure ezi-3 ubude kwaye akukho mntu uthetha, musa ukundivuma).

2. Iindleko zethiyori yelenqe

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Fumana iHallowmeme yakho ngale Charlie isuka Kusoloko kunelanga ePhiladelphia Iindleko zethiyori Ukuba awukwazi ukubamba ihempe kunye neqhina, ungakhathazeki ngayo! Konke okufuneka ukwenze kukuzisongela ngentambo ebomvu kunye nephepha elithile kwaye ulungile ngokusisiseko ukuba uhambe. Phosa umnqwazi we-tin ngefoyile kwaye uqhubeke ukhala uhamba yonke indlela uye phezulu! kuye nabani na oya kumamela.

3. Isinxibo seThayile nje

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Yiyo leyo. Yitawuli nje. Yintoni, ubulindele into ebanzi ngakumbi? Kuya kufuneka ucinge ngale veki iphelileyo, smartass! Phosa ikepusi yokuhlamba kwaye ubambe i-loofah ukuze uthengise imbonakalo. Yiza neshawa encinci kwaye wenze ngathi usekholejini. Cheba imilenze yakho embindini wepati, andizukuyeka. Kwaye iindaba ezimnandi: ukuba ugoqa iinwele zakho ngetawuli, awunyanzelekanga ukuba wenze iinwele zakho! Ngaba ndize nale ndleko ukuze ndikwazi ukuthumela ii-GIF zikaChris Evans ngetawuli? Andizukuziqinisekisa okanye ndiziphike ezi zityholo.

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4. Isinxibo sabavoti esingabhaliswanga

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Ukuba ujonge isinxibo sokwenene seHalloween somzuzu wokugqibela, ungasoloko uhamba njengomvoti ongabhaliswanga / umntu ongacwangcisi ukuvota. Akukho mpahla ifunwayo, yiza nomqondiso othi ukungavoti kwaye xa abantu bekubuza ukuba uphakame kangakanani ungabaxelela izinto ezifana nevoti yam ayinamsebenzi okanye andinazo nezitampu okanye amaphepha andinika ixhala okanye ndivele ndinyikime ndithi, inkqubo, ndoda! Owu, kwaye ungalibali uncumo olunje ngathi ezi ding-dong .

5. Isinxibo seTrashbag

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Ke isinxibo sam esicwangcisiweyo / esisiqingatha kulo nyaka ngu-Eleanor Shelstrop ovela Indawo elungileyo . Yinto elula ngokwenene: ndiza kunxiba ijean kunye neflannel kwaye ndikhwaze LE Yindawo embi! kuwo wonke umntu kwaye ngokubanzi uziphathe njengengxowa yenkunkuma yaseArizona. Kodwa kutheni ungenzi izinto ngokoqobo ngokubamba ingxowa yenkunkuma, ukusika imingxunya yemilenze kuyo, kwaye uhambe njengengxowa yenkunkuma oyikhethile. Phosa imifanekiso kaVimba noJughead kuyo kwaye uvume ukuba unguye Riverdale inkunkuma. Yenza njengoRachel Leishman wethu kwaye ubethe kunye iibhokisi zekhadibhodi kunye nemifanekiso kaLin Manuel kwaye uzibonakalise njengodoti waseHamilton. Sonke inkunkuma yento ethile, ke ngempama kuloo ngxowa yenkunkuma kunye neentloni zokuthabatheka kwaye uzise ezitalatweni! Ngaphandle koko, kuhlala kukho unyaka olandelayo, ngaba ndinyanisile?

Yintoni oza kuyinxiba ngokuhlwanje, Sue Amakholwa?

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