Sonke siyazi ukuba uZeus uyanya. Ungumdlwenguli, umyeni owoyikekayo, utata, unyana, kunye nomzukulwana-indawo ejikeleze idouchebag enetyhefu edala iingxaki ezininzi ngo-dick wakhe.
Nangona kunjalo, uZeus ayisiyiyo kuphela i-douchebag kwiintsomi zamaGrike ofuna ukubizwa. Zininzi i-assholes, kodwa sigcina olu luhlu lube zihlanu kuphela okwangoku. Kwaye, uHera akekho kolu luhlu kuba ungumphathi wam kwaye ndicinga ukuba sele efumana ukugxekwa kwababhali abaninzi (khwaza uye UGeorge O'Connor ngokunika uHera umdlalo oqinisekileyo).
1. Apollo: Njengoyise, nonyana. U-Apollo uthatha utata wakhe ekubeni lilishwa elilinganayo nelinzima. Akabizwa njengoko ebizwa ngokuba mhle kwaye uyimbongi enobuntununtunu, kodwa njengoko abantu basetyhini kunye nezitabane zaseBrooklyn besazi, iimbongi zezona ziyingozi kakhulu ngokwasemphefumlweni.
Uninzi lwabathandi baka-Apollo abanamdla kwaye bahlala bethatha amanyathelo anzima abaleke izandla zakhe zokubamba iihadi. UDaphne wayeyi-naiad, i-nymph yamanzi yabasetyhini, owayecinga nje ngeshishini lakhe, mhlawumbi ethanda ubuso bakhe, xa u-Apollo wambona. Uye wagqiba ke ukumlandela. UDaphne wayengenamdla, kuba njengoko benditshilo, wayecinga ngeshishini lakhe le-naiad kwaye wabaleka ngokukhawuleza. Ngethuba u-Apollo wayenokubamba kwakhe, uDaphne wabuza uyise ukuba amguqulele emthini womthi.
Ayingo mntu wokugqibela ukubhenela kuye ukufa Ukuze ungahlaselwa nguthixo welanga. Omnye wabathandi bakhe abangamadoda, uLeucates, waziphosa elityeni xa uApollo wazama ukumsa eOlimpus. UCastalia, enye inimba, wabaleka eApollo wajika waba ngumthombo eDelphi, apho amadoda ayenokukhuthazwa kukusela amanzi akhe. Ewe. Yintsomi yamaGrike leyo.
U-Apollo naye wayeyinto encinci kubasetyhini abamshiyayo. Wanika uCassandra waseTroy isipho sokuprofeta njengelinge lokumlukuhla. Xa wayemlahlile, watshica emlonyeni wakhe, emnika isipho, kodwa ke senzela ukuba kungabikho mntu umamelayo. Owu Apollo, ngebengazange bamphulaphule kunjalo .
2. UJason: Ixesha lokukhupha iincwadi zakho zentlekele zamaGrike; lixesha le-Euripides. UJason waziwa kakhulu zizinto ezimbini: ukufunwa koboya begolide obabudibanisa iAvengers yaseGrisi yakudala, kwaye ecaphukisa umfazi wakhe, ngokwenene.
Ke masithethe ngeMedea. IMedea iyinkosazana enqabileyo yobukumkani baseColchis kunye nomzukulwana wothixo welanga, uHelios. IMedea ithandana noJason kwaye ithathe isigqibo sokungcatsha usapho lwayo ukuze imncede afumane uboya begolide. Oko kubandakanya, kodwa akuphelelanga, ekubulaleni nasekuqwengweni komzimba womninawa wakhe njengesiphazamiso sokuba uJason kunye neqela lakhe babaleke. #Ukunyaniseka. Kuxhomekeka kwiintsomi, kodwa ezinye iiakhawunti ziye zathandana noJason ngenxa yokuphazamiseka kuka-Aphrodite okanye uHera.
UMedea usebenzisa umlingo wakhe ukunceda uJason kwimfuno yakhe, encedisa ekusindiseni utata wakhe, kwaye ahlangule okumnandi, nokuziphindezela ku-Pelias, umfana owaqhekeza uJason. Ngoku, uhlobo lokuziphindezela? Ukufumana iintombi zikaPelias ukuba zimbulale, ecinga ukuba iMedea iyakubuyisela ulutsha ngendlela awayenze ngayo kuyise kaJason. Omnye unokuphikisa ukuba iintombi zikaPelias zazizidlalela ngokucinga ngokwenyani ukuba iMedea inganceda utshaba lomyeni wakhe, kodwa ayisiyonto yam leyo. Nokuba kwenzeka ntoni, ngenxa yolwaphulo-mthetho, uJason noMedea bagxothelwa eKorinte.
Emva kweminyaka eli-10 eKorinte, ubuncinci, uJason uthatha isigqibo sokushiya iMedea aze azibandakanye neNkosazana yaseKorinte. UJason waphula isifungo sakhe sokuthanda iMedea ngonaphakade kodwa umnika ithuba lokuba abe yinkosikazi yakhe. Umthetho weklasi. IMedea ithathe isigqibo sokuya kubharbhari ngokupheleleyo kwaye ithumele umtshakazi kaJason ukuba abe yingubo yomtshato eqalekisiweyo (ayibekayo ukwazi isuka eMedea). Ingubo imtshisa ephila kwaye utata wakhe, ukumkani, ubeka umzimba wakhe phezu kwakhe, kwaye bafa kunye.
UMedea ubulala oonyana bakhe ababini noJason, esoyika ukuba baya kuba ngamakhoboka okanye babulawe. UJason, ephulukana nokuthandwa ngoothixo ngokungcatsha isifungo sakhe sokuthanda umfazi wakhe wasweleka ngonaphakade elilolo kwaye engonwabanga, etyunyuzwa yinqanawa yakhe.
Isifundo: Musa ukungcatsha umfazi wakho, ngakumbi hayi ukuba uligqwirha elinamandla eliye lancama yonke into ngenxa yakho, ukuze utshate umfazi omncinci.
3. Ezi zinto: Sonke siyalazi ibali likaTheus kunye neMinotaur ngandlela thile, kodwa kwabo bangenalo, nantsi isishwankathelo: UKumkani uMinos waseKrete wayemdelela kakhulu uPoseidon kwaye wazama ukumqhekeza ngombingelelo, ngokungabingeli kakhulu Inkunzi entle kuPoseidon, kwaye ngokusobala, ookumkani baseGrisi yakudala bayathanda ukuvavanya amandla oothixo ukubona ngamehlo (jonga UTantalus ). Ke, uPoseidon waqinisekisa ukuba uMinos akasoze, abe sisidenge kwakhona kwaye wabangela ukuba umfazi kaMinos athandane nenkunzi yenkomo awayeyigcinile. U-Queen Scapegoat wazaliswa yinkanuko kwaye wacela umqambi uDaedalus ukuba enze ubuxoki ... yesinxibo senkomo emnandi ukuze alale nenkunzi yenkomo. Ngokuqinisekileyo, ndiyaqikelela.
Wakhulelwa Minotaur. UDaedalus wanyanzelwa ukuba enze iLabyrinth ukuba ihlale irhamncwa ngaphambi kokuba bavalelwe nonyana wakhe, omnye umntwana ogama linguIcarus.
Ungena phi lo Theseus? Siyafika apho; i-backstory ibalulekile. U-Theseus wayeyinkosana yase-Athene, eyayiphantsi kolawulo lweKrete kunye nokunyanzelwa ukuba ithumele 7 amadoda kunye 7 abafazi eKrete yonke 7 iminyaka. Ekugqibeleni, uLeusus utsala uKatniss kunye namavolontiya ukuba ahambe.
Intombi kaMinos u-Ariadne uyathandana noLesus kwaye umnika intambo yegolide emncedayo ukuba afumane indlela yakhe eLabyrinth kwaye abaleke. U-Theseus ubulala iMinotaur, uhamba ngomkhumbi, kwaye uthatha uAriadne naye, ethembisa ukutshata naye.
Ngaphandle koko, endaweni yokwenza oko, ushiya iAriadne kwisiqithi, eyedwa. Uye wancama usapho lwakhe, wamngcatsha utata wakhe, walishiya ilizwe lakhe wayokukhusela lo mngxunya, kwaye wamshiya kwisiqithi esibi!? UJason 2.0.
Idouchebag. Wazama nokuthumba uHelen waseTroy xa wayeneminyaka elishumi ubudala.
Kodwa kulungile. Ukubhatala yinto embi, kwaye uAriadne akazange asweleke esiqithini yedwa. Uthixo wokujika uDionysus wabona uAriadne, wabona ukuba wayenyanisekile, emhle, kwaye watshata naye. Ke akazange afumane ukuhlala noLethuus, kodwa waba sisithixokazi.
#Umgangatho ophezulu
4. Abantu abaninzi kwiNdlu yeAtreus: Izinto azizange zihambe kakuhle kwiNdlu ye-Atreus kwi-Greek Mythology. Yonke le nto yaqala xa uKumkani uTantalus wagqiba kwelokuba abulale unyana wakhe kwaye amtyise koothixo ukuze abavavanye. Olo nyana, uPelops, owathi ekugqibeleni wavuswa engenalo nelinye igxalaba lakhe (UDemeter waziva elibi nyani ngaloo nto), emva koko waqhubela kwilifa losapho lokuba sisikhwama sokuhlala okanye ujikelezwe ngabantu aboyikekayo.
UHippodamia wayeyinkosazana kunye nentombi kaKumkani u-Oenamaus, owayeyikhusela kakhulu intombi yakhe, ikakhulu kuba wayeve isiprofeto esithi uyakubulawa ngumkhwenyana wakhe. Ke ngoko, wagqiba kwelokuba nawuphi na umntu ofuna ukutshata nentombi yakhe kuya kufuneka ajongane naye kugqatso lweenqwelo, kwaye ukuba loo mntu ulahlekile, bayakubulawa.
Ngexesha uPelops wayekulungele ukucela umngeni ku-Oenamaus, ipop yokukhuseleka sele ibulale abantu abali-18, kodwa ngekhe wazi de uzame, ndiyaqikelela. Esoyika ukuphulukana, uPelops waya elwandle kwaye wabuza owayethandana naye, uPoseidon (bonke oothixo bayamcela), ukuba ancede, kwaye uPoseidon wamthumelela inqwelo enamahashe anamaphiko. Yeyiphi, andazi… ibonakala ngathi kukukopa, kodwa yintoni endiyaziyo?
Ngaphandle kokukopela, uPelops wayesafuna ukuqinisekisa ukuba uzakuphumelela, ke ngoko wacela umqhubi wenqwelo kaOenomaus, uMyrtilus, ukuba amncede. Ngokuxhomekeka kwiintsomi, nokuba nguPelops okanye uHippodamia weyisela uMyrtilus ukuba angcatshe inkosi yakhe ngokumthembisa isiqingatha sobukumkani buka-Oenomaus kunye nobusuku bokuqala ebhedini noHippodamia. Ngoku, ngokuthathela ingqalelo loo nxalenye yokugqibela, ndiza kuphuma ndibambe ilungu kwaye ndithi mhlawumbi yayiziiPelops ezize neli cebo.
Isebenzile. Phambi komdyarho, ngexa uMyrtilus ehlanganisa inqwelo yokulwa ka-Oenomaus, wafaka izikhonkwane zobhedu lwamavili ngee-fake. Ngexesha lomdyarho, kanye njengokuba u-Oenomaus wayebamba ukuya kwiiPelops zokudubula, amavili abaleka kwaye inqwelo yaqhekeka, ishiya u-Oenomaus ukuba atsalwe afe ngamahashe akhe. UPelops emva koko wabulala uMyrtilus xa wayezama ukufumana umvuzo wakhe.
Njengoko uMyrtilus wasweleka, waqalekisa uPelops ngokungcatsha kwakhe, kwaye ekubeni oothixo bethatha iziqalekiso kunye nokungcatsha ngokungathí sina (xa bengengomngcatshi, oko kukuthi), usapho lukaPelops lonke lwaqalekiswa. kubandakanya uAgamemnon, Menelaus, kunye noNiobe.
Ngelixa uMyrtilus wayeyinto enyakazayo iyonke, mhlawumbi ungazami ukunika isipho sobuntombi bomntu oza kutshata naye? Okanye wondle unyana wakho koothixo njengovavanyo.
5. UAthena: Ithuba lokulingana douchebag lifowune. UAthena luhlobo olubi kakhulu. UHera no-Aphrodite babizwa kakhulu ngexhoba lokugxeka kunye nokuba lincinci, kodwa uAthena ngu-hella omncinci. Ulungile kakhulu uhlobo lomfazi onabahlobo abangamadoda kuphela kuba ungomnye wabafana kwaye uyazibuza ukuba kutheni abanye abafazi bengamthandi. Ngaphandle kokuba uthixokazi wobulumko kunye neentshatsheli zamagorha, ndikucela umngeni ukuba ufumane intsomi apho inceda umntu obhinqileyo. Ndiza kulinda. Ngelixa usakhangelayo, nanga amabali amabini abalulekileyo malunga noAthena nabafazi.
Ityala # 1: IMedusa. UMedusa wayengomnye woodade abathathu, owachazwa ngu-Ovid njengentombazana entle (eww). Ngesizathu esithile, u-Ovid upeyinta loo nto njengesizathu sokuba uPoseidon athathe isigqibo sokudlwengula uMedusa kwitempile ka-Athena. UAthena wagqiba kwelokuba jellyfish Kuya kufuneka ohlwaywe ngale nto kwaye amenze waba yi-gorgon. Oodade ababini bakaMedusa, uStheno noEuryale, nabo baguqulwa baba zii-gorgons ngokuza kukhusela udade wabo kwaye bahlala naye ngokuchasene noothixo. Bobabini bazama ukubulala uPerseus xa ebulala udade wabo osana, kodwa basilela.
Ityala # 2: Arachne. U-Arachne wayengumluki omkhulu kwaye wagqiba ekubeni angathobeki-ethobekileyo ukuba wayengumluki ongcono kuno-Athena. U-Athena wehla wazama ukuzikhohlisa kwaye wazama ukuba u-Arachne ahlawule u-Athena kuba u-Athena wasungula ukuluka. U-Arachne waphindeka kabini, kwaye u-Athena wazityhila kwaye wacela umngeni ku-Arachne kukhuphiswano lokuluka.
U-Athena waluka iteyiphu yoothixo eyoyikisayo kwaye oothixo bohlwaya umntu ngenxa ye-hubris. Ukwaluka kuka-Arachne kubonise iindlela abathi oothixo babaphatha gadalala ngazo abantu, ngakumbi uZeyus, bekhohlisa kwaye bekhohlisa abantu basetyhini. #Yimvu.
Ukuhlikihla ityiwa eyongezelelekileyo enxebeni, ayikuko nje ukuluka kuka-Arachne ukuphosa umthunzi omninzi koothixo, kodwa yayintle ngakumbi kuneye-Athena. U-Athena wajika i-Arachne yaba sisigcawu kuba, njengoko isitsho loo nto, bayithiyile intiyo.
Zeziphi iijerks zakho ozithandayo ze-Greek Mythology? IVolumu 2 iyeza kungekudala.
(ngengqondo yam ejijekileyo, umfanekiso: Disney)
