Ndiyazi ukuba andindedwa ekuthandeni kwam iziqwenga ezimnyama zezinto esizithandayo zobuntwana. Ndinyanisa, Ubusuku obubi Phambi kweKrisimesi ngokusisiseko izukisa kwaye ibhiyozele ukuthabatheka kwethu yi-macabre, kwaye iyintandokazi enjalo ukuba awunakuphosa ilitye kwindibano ngaphandle kokubetha umntu onento kaJack Skellington emntwini wakhe.
… Ayikuko ukuba kufanele ukuba ulahle amatye kwindibano. Kubi, kwaye unjalo nawe ukuba uyayenza. Kodwa…
Kuthekani malunga namaxesha esingakhange sicwangcise ukuba sihambe kakuhle? Njengokuba, xa ubukele imovie malunga nemichilo yekhathuni okanye imousies, kwaye ngequbuliso kukho ukuphelelwa lithemba, imfazwe, ukurhaxwa, uloyiko, ulingelo… ingaba yintoni na iFeels Critters, bantu? Amanzi aphantsi ? Imfihlelo yeNIMH ? Izilwanyana zethu zekhathuni zifuna unyango ngeli xesha, emva kokuvavanywa, zikhwela kwiimfumba zamathambo ohlobo lwazo, zibona ukufa kwegazi kwabahlobo babo kunye neentsapho zabo, kunye nokwahlulwa kukwaphuka kwenqanawa. Ubomi bempuku yekhathuni abukho lula — nokuba ukwi-Rescue Aid Society, usengumgundwane kwaye usengozini yokutyiwa ngamarhamncwa ngalo lonke ixesha. Okanye unyathele. Okanye uhlala kuphela, ngathi, yiminyaka emithathu, kuba imouse.
Kwaye, sisuka kwiTrauma Rodents siye kwezinye izinto eziphazamisayo, nazi ezinye zezoyikiso zamaxesha eefilimu zabantwana kum, kungekho ndlela yakuzothusa.
1.) IPinocchio - Ubukhoboka beedonki njengesohlwayo sokungathathi izigqibo ezifanelekileyo? Ukubulala ngaphezulu kweKinda.
Mholweni? Ukohlwaya ngokungalinganiyo kulwaphulo-mthetho, umzekelo, ukuguqula abantwana baba ziidonki ngenxa yokungathathi izigqibo ezifanelekileyo? Abantwana abasoloko bekwazi ukwenza izigqibo ezilungileyo. Kungenxa yoko le nto (sihlala) sitywina iirekhodi zolutsha kwaye singazami abantwana njengabantu abadala (ngesiqhelo.) IPinocchio ? Ewe, ndithetha ngawe! Ndikubonisa ukuba ubukele lo mbono kwaye ungaziva woyika. Ndiyathetha, uLampwick wayengumntwana obolileyo, kodwa ndiqinisekile ukuba ubomi bokukhotyokiswa njenge-esile yemigodi yetyuwa sisohlwayo esihle sokudlala iphuli, ukutshaya nokusela. Oku kwandoyikisa kum njengomntwana, ngakumbi indlela abo basakwaziyo ukuthetha bonke belilela oomama babo. Ewe, Disney! Ngaba kufanelekile ukuba ndichithe ubomi bam bonke ndixhalabile ukuba oodyakalashe abancinci abanobuso obumnandi endibabonayo kwaye malunga nehlabathi ngokwenene ngabantwana abaguqulwe ngomlingo? Inokuba yile nto bebeyifuna, akunjalo?
Mbini.) Inenekazi kunye neTramp -Impuku ifuna ukutya umntwana!
Le rat… ngokuqinisekileyo yiRodent yoBungakanani obuNgaqhelekanga. Inenjongo ecacileyo yokungena endlwini kwaye… wenze ntoni emntwaneni, kanye? Ndicinga ukuba ifuna inyama emnandi, emnandi yosana, eyenza ingabi kuphela eyona rat yoyikekayo kunangaphambili, kodwa kunokwenzeka nokuba ibe yidemon. Inkulu kwaye inochuku ngokwaneleyo ukuba yenzakalise inja enkulu kuneCocker Spaniel, ke apho uya khona. Kwaye, ngokungathi ukufa kwempuku okusondeleyo komntwana akuyiyo ingozi enkulu ngokwaneleyo yengozi kunye noloyiko, o-anti-bubhanxa batyhola izinja ezingamagorha kwaye balahle inja kaJim Dear noDarling ngelixa bephuma edolophini. Ayamkelekanga kwaphela kwaphela loo nto? Indlu / usana / inja kuhlala umntu kwaye nje… ukulahla isilwanyana esithandwayo sosapho? Umakazi ombi kakhulu. Kunye neempuku ezoyikisayo. Kwaye… ukuba izilwanyana ngokusisiseko zifana nenqanaba lobukrelekrele kweli bali, ireyini iyona inobubi!
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3.) Umsila waseMelika -I-sweet, imouse yekhathuni yomntwana ihlanjwe elwandle kwisaqhwithi esoyikisayo.
Ndiyawuthanda umsila waseMelika. Yeyona bhanyabhanya ibalaseleyo ye-non-Disney yoopopayi, ngokoluvo lwam. Enye yezona zinto zibalaseleyo malunga nenqaku lefilimu-lifumene amanqaku njengefilimu yentshukumo ephilayo. Abalinganiswa banemixholo, kukho ukudumba kweokhestra, izinto zekwayara ezipholileyo — zonke ezo zinto zenze ukuba indawo apho iFievel itshayelwe phezu kwamanzi yoyikeka ngakumbi. Omnye kaJames Horner (ngamana angaphumla ngoxolo) awona manqaku aphezulu. Mamela kwi 1:10 uphawu ngenxa yeentsimbi ezibethayo ezazisa ingozi ezayo. Fievel! Mamela umculo! Lumka, mousie-mntwana omncinci omnandi! Emva koko, mamela kwakhona kwinqaku le-2: 10 lezinto ezithile ezipholileyo zekwayala ezikhokelela kumxholo ophambili, kwaye emva koko ubuyele kumculo wolwandle woyikiso ngokoqobo izandi njengamaza alwayo. Oopopayi balungile, kodwa ngokunyanisekileyo ngumculo owenza le ndawo yokurhaxwa kufutshane yoyikisa!
4.) Imfihlelo yeNIMH-i-Owl, ulingo, kunye ne-general rodent trauma yayo yonke.
Okokuqala, Isikhova esikhulu. Uvakaliswe nguJohn Carradine kweyona toni zakhe zinzulu, zoyikisayo. UNksk. Brisby, oyimpuku yomama okhaliphileyo, ungena kwindawo yakhe yokulala kwaye ujongane nemfumba kunye neengqumba zamathambo ezinja kunye namathambo amancinci ezilwanyana. Umhle kakhulu kunokwenzeka ukuba akhwele ngaphezulu kwamathambo kaMalume uJimBob Mouserton kunye nosapho lwakhe luphela. Utatomkhulu? Ngaba — nguwe lowo? Njengokuba ukhwela phezu kwamathambo ohlobo lwakho uye kwindawo ekutyayo ayikhathazi ngokwaneleyo, isigcawu esikhulu esikhuphisana noShelob ngeedigri ze-spidery nope, siyamlandela. Kanye xa kubonakala ngathi uShelob Aragog umhla we-12 sele eza kumfumanela i-mousie sammich, i-Great Owl iyavela kwaye ichithe isigcawu esilingana nempuku njenge… kulungile, bug. Phambi kukaNksk. B. Yikes! Ngethamsanqa, i-Great Owl ikakhulu is… creepy. Akasongeli ngokumtya, kodwa ubonakala ngathi uyakonwabela ukufumana ubuso bakhe obukhulu, obunobuso obu-jowly ngqo kuye. Umnika ulwazi aludingayo, olukhulu, kodwa ke ubaleka aye kuzingela ebusuku. Mhlawumbi iimpuku. Isongelo sakhe sichazwa ikakhulu, kodwa daaang, ukuba ayisiyiyo imeko yomoya!
Ke kuyacaca ukuba i-NIMH imele iZiko leSizwe lezeMpilo yeNgqondo, kwaye izilwanyana zazingabagxeki belebhu bezanywa egameni lenzululwazi. Ukuba ufuna ukuphulukana nesiqwenga somphefumlo wakho, jonga .52 uphawu lwevidiyo engezantsi, kwimivundla ebuhlungu, eyoyikayo ehokweni. Kwaye, ukuba ufuna ukuzenzakalisa, linda uphawu lwe-1.03, apho kukhala khona iibhungane ezincinci. Yintoni isihogo esitsha, bantu? Ndicinga imeko apho uDon Bluth ahlukanisa khona neDisney malunga nokungavisisani malunga neempuku zekhathuni. Umnumzana Bluth wayefuna iimpuku ezibuhlungu, ezoyikekayo, zokulingwa kwiifilimu zakhe, kwaye iDisney yayifuna ukucula, ukuthunga, ukuhlangula iimpuku kwezabo. Yile ndlela yehla ngayo, akunjalo?
5.) INgonyama yeNgonyama -Ukufa kweMufasa. (Ngaphandle koko yaziwa njenge, Uyihlo uswelekile, uSimba. Kwaye lityala lakho lonke.)
Kukho, ngokuqinisekileyo, akukho mzuzu ulusizi kwimbali yemidlalo bhanyabhanya kunangexesha lokubaleka kukaMufasa ukuze asindise uSimba kwimbambano, kuphela ukuba angcatshwe ngumntakwabo, kwaye umntwana wengonyama omncinci urhubuluza phantsi kwengalo kayise ofileyo kwaye ugoba nje. Ikaka engcwele. Kwaye emva koko, uScar uxelela uSimba ukuba yimpazamo yakhe yonke. Okubaluleke nangakumbi kukuba uScar wayeza kumbulala uSimba nangona kunjalo-uyalela iingcuka zakhe ukuba zimbulale emva kokumthumela entlango yedwa. Kutheni le nto angazikhathaza ngokwasemphefumlweni ukuba angambulala? Ngenxa yokuba wayekhohlakele, yiyo loo nto. Okongeziweyo, okungalunganga okungaphezulu. Loo ndawo yayinzima, ibuhlungu kwaye inzima ngokweemvakalelo. Uyakhumbula ukuba ngelo xesha ndandingxolisa amehlo am phezu kweengonyama zekhathuni? Ewe. Nam.
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6.) Zonke izinja ziya ezulwini -I-Doggie Hell.
Ewe, ngokucacileyo le movie yayiza kuba lusizi. Isihloko kanye sicela umbuzo wokuba kuya kufa inja. Kodwa… uza kuya ezulwini kanye? Kuba zonke izinja ziya ezulwini? Ewe, uninzi luyakwenza. Kukho, enyanisweni, isihogo seDoggie. Kwaye bayasibonisa. Ke, ukuba uJohnny omncinci ubukele le movie kwaye kutshanje ulahlekelwe nguSpot, ngoku uza kuthwala ixhala elincinci malunga nendawo kaSpop emva kobomi. Enkosi, uDon Bluth. Ewe, indoda eyasizisela usizi, izilwanyana zesayensi nazo zisizisile-izinja ezifa kwaye zingayi ezulwini! (Ndiyinkwenkwana kuba ndiyayithanda. Ndiyayithanda uninzi lweemovie zeBluth, kodwa kukho umsonto wentlungu egqobayo. Yinto elungileyo, ekugqibeleni, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo iyayipakisha loo punch yeemvakalelo!) Ndiyathetha, ngokulandelayo ' uza kundixelela ukuba uBluth wayekwanoxanduva lomama ka-Littlefoot- oh, linda. Ebe. Yintoni onayo ngokuchasene nolonwabo, Don Bluth? :-D Kulungile, buyela kuDoggie Hell kwaye kutheni kungalunganga. Jonga ikliphu esezantsi kwaye ubone indlela ekungeyomfuneko ngayo kumanqaku e-1: 20 yezinto ezilumkileyo zokutsiba ngaphandle kwelava kwaye ungeze isithuko ekonzakaleni. Isihogo se-Doggie sibonakala ngathi sifana nesihogo esiqhelekileyo, kwaye andivumi ukukholelwa nokuba izinja ezimbi zifanelwe yinto enjalo!
7.) UWilly Wonka kunye noMzi mveliso weTshokholethi (indala, ayisiyonto intsha) -ukukhwela iphenyane uye esihogweni.
Ewe, umlilo wesihogo ukhanya? Ukuvuna okuvuthayo? Ubutshaya ntoni, Wonka? Awunakho ukwenza iilekese zokuhamba ngeasidi ebantwaneni. Akuvumelekanga ngokulula. Kuyavunywa, lonke usapho ngaphandle kukaCharlie noTatomkhulu babemnandi kakhulu, kodwa andiqinisekanga ukuba bafanelwe kukuzitshintsha ngokusisigxina ngokungabi lolwaphulo-mthetho. UViolet wahlala ebhlowu, akunjalo? Kwaye uMike wayehlala ecabalele ngonaphakade? Ungasathethi ke ngesikhephe esihlekisayo! Umboniso bhanyabhanya usuke kwiparadesi yeelekese waya kwisikhephe sikaSathana njenge, imizuzwana emihlanu. Andikayifumani ncam into awayehamba ngayo ngokukhwela isikhephe kunye nemibongo eyoyikisayo. Ngaba wayezama ukubona ukuba ngubani oza kunyamezela ii-shenanigans zakhe ngonaphakade? Ndicinga ukuba uCharlie noTatomkhulu baphumelele loo mbasa, njengoko injalo.
8.) Ukunkcenkceshela ezantsi - IiBunny ezinamagazi endle, iiBunny ezinamagazi zilwa nokufa, kwaye iiBunny ezinamagazi zisinika onke amaphupha amabi.
Zimbalwa izinto kweli hlabathi ezingalunganga ngaphezu Ukunkcenkceshela ezantsi . Imovie yoopopayi ethetha ngemivundla izama ukufumana ikhaya elitsha — ngubani owaziyo ukuba kuya kwenzeka ntoni? Ukuba singayibona imifanekiso enjengale emaphupheni ethu ubomi bethu bonke?
Kuya kubakho igazi.
Uza kuyichitha njani imovie ukuba ungumphefumlo onobuzaza:
Hayi akukabikho gazi laneleyo lichithekileyo.
Yintoni ekufuneka uyixelele Ukunkcenkceshela ezantsi -ngenatyala:
Amaphupha amabi ngokwenene.
Ngokukrakra, ngumboniso bhanyabhanya olungileyo. Ngokwenene kunjalo. Kuzaliswe nje ngamanani othusayo: Oonobumba babulawa kukuqhushumba, bakhubeka izidumbu zabahlobo babo kunye neentsapho zabo bezama ukubaleka nobomi babo, umvundla omncinci onemibono etshabalalisayo yokufa okusondele kunye nentshabalalo kwixa elizayo (* wangana noFiver * ), umvundla uthuthumbile kwaye unqunyiwe ngohlobo lwawo (* ugubungela amehlo am), iimbumbulu zadutyulwa, zarhintyelwa, zagwetywa zizinja kunye neekati, zabulawa zodwa ... yigazi, kodwa kufanelekile ukubukela ubuncinci kube kanye.
9.) Chitty Chitty Bang Bang -Ewe, uCatcher womntwana lukhetho lomsebenzi kwiVulgaria.
Kwilizwe eliyintsomi laseVulgaria, abantwana abekho semthethweni. Awunakuba nazo. Awunakuba mnye. Ngapha koko, abantwana baseVulgaria bahlanganiswe kwinkqubo yomqolomba nje… bezama ukukhula ngokukhawuleza kwaye bahlale bephila, ndiyaqikelela. UMthathi-mntwana wayeyindoda eyoyikisayo eqhuba inqwelo yeelekese, inika i-ayisikrimu kunye neelekese ukutsala nabaphi na abakhubazekileyo bomntwana. Xa abantwana bephuma besiya kwi-siren engenakuphikiswa ibiza iswekile, babanjwa baphoswa ngasemva enqwelweni bathathwa. UnguVulgarian olingana noloyiko lwabantwana abatyebileyo abarhwebeshela ilekese kwaye babaxhwila. Ewe!
10.) INgonyama, igqwirha, kunye neWardrobe - Ukufa Aslan.
Ndisemncinci nyani, ikhathuni yayikumabonwakude, kwaye ndiyibukele. Yayikukuqala kwam ukuvezwa kwabalinganiswa baseNarnia. Faka umbala ndothuke xa umlinganiswa wengonyama opholileyo wasiwa etafileni yelitye, engcungcuthekiswa, kwaye ebulawa ngelixa abantwana bebukele. ULucy noSusan bazama ukunceda umhlobo wabo oswelekileyo…. yayincinci kum ngelo xesha. Ingakumbi kuba ndandisemncinci ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndandingekazifundi iincwadi. Yabona? Ezi zizinto ezimbi:
Akukho nto ithi lusizi njengokujonga umhlobo wakho wengonyama ethuthunjiswa ade afe.
Lo mbono ulusizi nokuba uyawufunda okanye ubukele nakweyiphi na yeTV kunye nefilimu, kodwa le nguqulo yekhathuni yayiyintshayelelo yam, kwaye inamathele kum.
Shumi elinanye.) URobin Hood (iDisney enye eneempungutye kunye nezinto) - Hayi eNottingham.
Kungenxa yokuba akukho nto ilusizi kunosapho lonke lweemvundla eziseluvalelweni zabantwana-ngaphandle kwabazalwana abancinci be-raccoon bonke ababethelelwe ngaphandle. Inja esele ikhulile. Kwaye-ewe, intle kakhulu iyonke. Into eyenze mandundu ngakumbi yingoma. Hayi eNottingham kuye kwafuneka ukuba ibe yenye yeengoma ezidandathekisayo kwimbali yomculo.
Ukukhankanywa okuBekekileyo:
- Into yeDemon Intsomi ‘Ubusuku kwiNtaba yeMpandla. Kuyakhwankqisa. Ukuba ukhe wacinga ukuba uhlobo oluthile lwerwala olukhangeleka ngathi yinkosi yeedemon okanye umthi wawukhangeleka njengegqwirha okanye into ... nalu uqinisekiso lwoloyiko lwakho olubi. Ayisiyontaba kuphela yedemon, kusenokwenzeka ukuba zininzi ngakumbi phantsi kwebhedi yakho!
- Intombi yam : Ukufa ziinyosi. Ewe, bantwana. Abahlobo bakho bangafa. Ukusuka kwiinyosi. Ubomi bubuhlungu, bantwana. Masifunde sonke ukufunxa.
- Ibhulorho eya eTerebithia . Abahlobo bakho banokufa nje ngenxa yokudlala ehlathini. Nokuba awunabahlobo, okanye ubagcine kwigumbi eligangathiweyo. Ngaphandle kweenyosi.
Inqaku lelo nqaku ayikuko ukuba ezi bhanyabhanya akufuneki zibekhona-ndiyazithanda uninzi lwezi bhanyabhanya nangona zineendawo ekunzima ukuzibukela. Ingongoma ephambili endifuna ukuyenza kukuba ngamanye amaxesha, okungalindelekanga ekuzonwabiseni kwethu-ukufa kwebunny ngokungacwangciswanga, njl. -Kunganceda ukubumba abantu esikhula kubo. Ukudakumba okungalindelekanga yinxalenye yobomi, kwaye kule meko, ubugcisa buxelisa ubomi, businike uqeqesho lwamavili ohlobo lweentlobo zoxinzelelo esinokulindela ukuhlangana nazo kubomi bethu bonke. Isinceda ukuba sinxibelelane kwaye siphendule kwabanye ngovelwano.
Uvelwano lwazo zonke izinto eziphilayo lubalulekile, kwaye ndiyakholelwa ukuba isantya soloyiko, ilahleko, iintlungu, njl. Njl. Kumava emiboniso bhanyabhanya angasifundisa ukuba SINGAZIPHATHI ngendlela esiziphatha ngayo, kwaye sibone indlela abalinganiswa abathandwayo abaliqela aboyikisayo nabangaziwayo bafaka kuthi uxanduva kunye novelwano kwabo basingqongileyo. Ke ... enkosi, Great Owl ngokundibonisa isibindi sikaNkskz. Brisby. Enkosi, Ukunkcenkceshela ezantsi ukundifaka ngaphakathi kokwazi ukuba ubomi bubuhlungu kwaye nemivundla entle inokuba mbi. Enkosi, Inenekazi kunye neTramp ngokundibonisa ukuba iimeko azisoloko zibonakala, kwaye kubalulekile ukuba nobubele kwizilwanyana. Kwaye, enkosi kuDon Bluth… ngokubulala umama kaLittlefoot, eyila iDoggie Hell, kwaye undibonise izilwanyana zaselebhu ezothusayo. Wowu.
Ukudlala. Zithande iimovie zakho, mfo!
USara Goodwin une-BA. Kwimpucuko Yodidi kunye neMA kwiNzululwazi yeThala leencwadi kwiDyunivesithi yaseIndiana. Ngenye imini waya kumbiwa kwezinto zakudala kwaye wafumana izinto zakudala ezimangalisayo. USara unandipha i-smorgasbord yolonwabo lwe-pan-nerd enje ngefire Renaissance, iindibano ze-anime, i-steampunk, kunye nesayensi kunye neengqungquthela zamaphupha. Ngexesha lakhe lokuphumla, ubhala izinto ezinje ngeentsomi zehaiku, iinoveli ezimnandi, kunye nemibongo eyoyikisayo malunga nokuhlaselwa zii-opossum ezinamehlo. Kwelinye ixesha lakhe lokuthengisa, uthengisa i-nerdware njenge Ngeenkozo zoYilo lweTyuwa , Iifayile , kunye Tumbls .
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